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Best Little Farmhouse
The State | Submitted by: anonymous
"Not long after an aromatherapy and “soft massage” center opened on Darby Ambrose Road in 2004, neighbors began to wonder if there was more than aromatherapy going on inside. Cars, trucks and taxicabs pulled up to the quaint red-and-white farmhouse, known as “Brook’s Haven,” at all hours of the day and night. Many cars had out-of-state tags. And almost all the drivers and passengers were male."
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From: adolfhithere [Adolf H]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 04:55
thanks for listing the names of these sluts, one day I will go through all the archives of whores charged with prostitution and get a big database going pimp? no, your honor. I'm a cunt broker
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 04:55
Pussy, is, and always has been, the only thing one can sell and still keep. I think that's why men make it illegal. Legalize, legislate, control...for you can't dictate morality through the law.
From: absinthe [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 04:58
Ah, the neighbors again. Nothing better to do than spy on the next door residents? They should be put to work picking up litter and doggy poo to give them a chance to contribute all that surplus time and energy to the "welfare of the community". I do loathe blue noses and other assholes. LOL "Aromatherapy" did crack me up - I wonder what the clients got to sniff.
From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 05:12
So rather than plying thier trade in a safe, secure, comfortable and hygenic circumstances they will be forced back onto the road sides where at best when things go wrong they can is a beating or unsafe sex and always hope the next customer is not a serial killer. What a great victory for law enforcement but at least property values are preserved. Prostitution will never be stopped why there is a demand. The only thing that we can do is to ensure that no one is forced into it by circumstances, fear or manipulation and that no one dies or suffers harm because of this choice.
From: stuinoz [STU]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 06:22
Ahhhhh I wonder if all this took place at the same location as where that bloke had his lungs pushed out through his snot box by that horse? $180 for 30 minutes and $230 for an hour is a bit steep for a farmhouse fuck!
From: justice33
[Justice Charlie]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 06:48
"Lexington County Sheriff James Metts said the arrests came after more than six months of undercover investigation that started after deputies received complaints from neighbors." SIX months of "undercover investigation" = buying pussy with taxpayer cash. Fucking cops don't have sense God give a goat. Oh, and who the hell is dumb enough to use their credit card at a whore house?!
From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 06:50
Oh just legalize it. Then the incidence will decrease because the price will increase. If the whores have to be tested weekly, as they are in The Netherlands, then the johns will have to pay for it.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jan-2006 06:55
What a waste of taxpayers dollars. The cops should be more worried about other shit, like florida overflowing or something. They weren't hurting anyone, it was a clean operation. Damned nosey neighbors anyhow.
From: survivalist [pass the joint...and the ammo.]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 08:10
I just had a braingasm. What if you had a porno company, got some "talent", and charged ordinary guys to "star in their own porno". It would be like a gimmick..as long as the camera is rolling and you had all legal documentation and requirements, it would be legit right?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 09:10
Lord Pakul, thanks for the pics. Damn, THEY were gettin $180 for a half hour?
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 09:22
The Sheriff said: "They were charging $180 for 30 minutes and $320 for an hour and they were charging more for exotic services, like sex with multiple prostitutes and showers and things like that." The police said they also found drugs, porn and credit card records. More arrests are possible. There is a good video report here: [wistv.com]
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 10:12
$180/ 320 for THEM?? There must be alot of dumb, horny guys with lots of disposable income in the Lexington area. Of course, extracting money from a man via his penis is a relativly easy task.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 10:12
Oh just legalize it. Then the incidence will decrease because the price will increase. If the whores have to be tested weekly, as they are in The Netherlands, then the johns will have to pay for it. Why would the price increase? Low supply and high demand make prices high, increase the supply the prices should decrease. Only thing that would increase the price would be regulating it to death. Those prices are pretty much in line with escorts and Nevada brothels.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 10:15
Oh Swell! Now the house is empty and it will become a meth lab. Pretty soon bj's will be $5.00 worth of rock. 5 more Americans put out of work.
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 10:27
From: ciaochowbella Lord Pakul, thanks for the pics. Damn, THEY were gettin $180 for a half hour? ________________________________________________________________ Bella Sweets, I think you may be underestimating the true worth of good pussy [there is no bad pussy]. Only the widespread availability keeps the price down - and the fact that it is often traded for dick. [pun intended] Well, OK there is this kind of bad pussy! 
From: enigma [John]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 11:14
What’s the problem? Just practicing some good old fashion American values. By the way always loved that pussy video. Laugh at it all the time.
From: detroitbrat [Detroit Brat]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 11:14
They're not out soliciting on the streets, they are in someones home. The government needs to stay the hell out of it - they are consenting adults on private property.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 11:14
“This was very quietly done. They moved in here and figured this was a quiet place where people wouldn’t pay attention to what was going on,” You could say that they miscalculated just a bit. Note to self: If starting whore house business, make sure nearest neighbor is at least 20 miles away.
From: backuptheholler
[Junebug James]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 11:55
Metts said prostitutes charged $180 for 30 minutes and $230 for an hour. Damn, that's one hell of a good volume discount! Wish I could get that kind of bargain on the economy size of laundry detergent.
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 12:12
Those prices are a bit steep for me. I wonder if they have any quadriplegic or elderly women marked down 50%... like a bottom of the barrel sale. Perhaps some scratch & dent floor models?
From: arch [Arch]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 12:20
Top 3 rules for running a successful whorehouse: Location! Location! Location! With discreet internet advertising, the modern whorehouse does not need to operate as a conventional retail. Find a central location near a public transport hub - encourage the clients to take the bus or the subway. The place of operation will ideally have a discrete but public entrance - people don't tend to notice a high volume of traffic when there are already a lot of activities on the street. Don't be greedy and run a large operation - too many whores creates too much heat for law reinforcements. Rather, expand as a network - multiple locations with fewer whores per location. This is better for the clients too, with more convenient locations to choose from. Keep your whores on rotation to give clients a interesting variety. 
From: marlysfan [Guy Incognito]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 13:07
$180 a half hour? $320 for a full hour? Those women must have the skills to pay the bills!
From: assgasms [A$$gasms]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 13:35
Oh come on, stop bagging on these fine ladies. Wendy Ann looks pretty good! (for a crackhead) Crystal Shawn's an intelligent looking businesswoman! (Who looks like a choir boy, an added plus for the local clergy.) I guess I'd have to go for Sherry Denise (by default, the "normal" one)... Your average Wal-Mart Bubba could easily afford an hour ($230) every 4-6 weeks or so (as a "special treat" for hisself). Hell, once a week inn't outta the question for them Bubbas that live with Ma 'n' Pa but still make a mean Nachos Bell Grande!
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 14:11
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 10:27
I think you may be underestimating the true worth of good pussy [there is no bad pussy].    Remember Kiddies, It's bad 'pussy', 'ass' and 'dick' that keeps us doctors in business...
From: callboy [Your satisfaction guaranteed, cash only please.]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 14:47
OMG, I have just been thoroughly traumatized by those pic, doc. Where's the brain bleach?
From: snyznyk [snyznyk]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 15:30
Those prices are a bit steep for me. I wonder if they have any quadriplegic or elderly women marked down 50%... like a bottom of the barrel sale. Perhaps some scratch & dent floor models? ----------------------------------------------------------------  Here take this one, cheap. This professional whore has been around way too long
From: callboy [Your satisfaction guaranteed, cash only please.]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 15:45
doc, I have never had sex with any one on the first date. But I am going to put those pic to a good use. When it's time for me to have 'that' talk with my son I will show him the pics and tell him those people had sex without a condom.
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 16:27
Doc, you need to do an expose for rotten, kinda like a point and gasp display of all the rancid things that STD's do. Scary pictures are one thing, lets have some function discriptions to go with them.
From: vera [Shine On You Crazy Diamond]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 17:09
Geez Louise, Lexington County cops must have way too much time on their greasy hands...I mean, six months of undercover investigation? C'mon. When I lived in Philly, "City Paper" (one of many free papers floating around) always had pages upon pages of advertisements for so-called Massage Parlors, as well as free-lance hookers. If the cops had the time, they could do their "investigating" right there. But this was Philly, after all, where one could easily find more than just Brotherly Love.
From: rocco
[I'm the funny man!]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 21:29
I was a bit disappointed when I read this story. After learning that this happened at a farmhouse, I was certain that the authorities would have found these, ahem, ladies out in the barn, fooling around with a foot and a half of horse meat.
From: georgeoilwell [reginald harris]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 21:38
Why is this even illegal? Bizarre.
From: gwenny [gwen]
Date: 15-Jan-2006 22:39
This sounds like a prospective business venture. Maybe I'll turn the farmhouse into a brothel. I have several slutty girfriends, and the house does have nine bedrooms, plenty of room for parking... and we do have horses...
From: archangel [Frank Alverio]
Date: 16-Jan-2006 01:32
*************************************************** Pussy, is, and always has been, the only thing one can sell and still keep. I think that's why men make it illegal. *************************************************** Men don't make the Selling of Pussy Illegal, Stuck up narrowminded brainwashed "sex is the Devil's work" Christians that turn thair own fucken moronic "sex is evil cause the priest who fuck the alter boys say so" degenerate beliefs into "laws" to impose their idiotic beliefs on those that aren't brain dead like them make such laws. Their are guys stupid enough to pay for sex instead of going to Spring Break or whatever.....More power to them.
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 16-Jan-2006 06:09
If this country was truly the LAND OF THE FREE. . . then I could sell all the pussy, I wanted. We could actually own "private" property, and not be taxed to death by the government. "A man's home may be his castle, but that doesn't keep the government from taking it." United States v. Hendler 1991 ~ Remember, your property does not belong to you. ~ Your passport does not belong to you, both it and you belong to the government. ~ And your pussy sure as hell does not belong to you either!
Updated: 21-Jan-2006 09:36
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