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Smuggle Bugs
Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: rapparoom
"As drug mules, bugs don't carry much."
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From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:30
Did anyone else notice the pic of Courtney Love next to the article? An accident,I think not
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:43
i smelled it afore i saw it-thelove canal
From: locustkiller101 [jake]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:53
whats next ice cube that don't melt
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:43
She was mugged because there were bugs in his drugs. Her jugs reached the rug be she wanted a hug but she had to settle for tugging and smoking drugs with bugs rolling on the rug with a slug. Drugs are bad... mKay
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:31
You'd have to be on drugs to think of stashing coke in cockroaches. (I put a gallon of water, his toothbrush, and a roll of toilet paper on the porch. He is so pissed.)
From: sp00k
Date: 8-Oct-2007 11:56
So how did they get the bugs to swallow all that coke?
From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 13:12
"as drug mules, bugs don't carry much" No fucking duh - shoulda used a corpse.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 22:59
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 9-Oct-2007 22:49 That's good. Now she can go out and pick up Mexicans and bahamians with you. ------------- phoe, am I known for picking up such types? From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 9-Oct-2007 22:52 So, were's the weirdest place you ever woke up naked? (that's addressed to anyone reading this) --------------- ik, I am not saying until you tell us first.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:16
Phoe, I have been dubbed a "Mexican Magnet" by certain friends, but I have yet to be with a Bahamian. ----------------- From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:09 My weirdest place was a trailer park full of really scared old people. ------------------ ik, you HAVE to explain this one.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:17
 Yeah I’m back. Get over it. “were's the weirdest place you ever woke up naked?” In a bathtub after overdosing on sleeping pills. My mate’s sister was playing with my ‘Bit’.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:20
I have yet to be with a Bahamian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, you were just trying to make Cracker jealous? ik, you HAVE to explain this one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yes, please do explain how this came about. I am laughing at the image in my head.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:21
The explanation is very complicated. I don't want you guys getting all judgmental on me. And nobody but me has answered yet.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:32
 Hey Phoenix! Addiction? Well after the first 24hrs it starts getting easier. I will have to leave at some point. I thought it was then. Hey all.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:32
Hi john! Ok, ik, I'll share one story: My friend had her 30th birthday bash. I'd crashed at her house on her living room sofa. I was wasted. I sometimes like to just sleep in my panties. So I'd stripped down at some point during the night and wake up the next day, no blanket on me and her fiance is standing there staring at me. Just standing there, staring. Yikes.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:39
Sorry Phoe, I'm gaming, so I'm not paying as much attention to rotten as I usually do (but still more than anyone should). I fell in a pond, didn't want to be wearing wet clothes,took off my wet clothes, and knocked on people's doors at 4 am asking if they knew where my clothes were.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:39
 Hey DS, think IK has passed out! BTW IK, congrats on your new job.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:48
 Thanks IK. I wasn’t really going to be back. Tryin to get life to go forward, maybe rushing things. So until I go, I am here.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 23:59
 “And John, YOUR embarrassing naked story? I know you must have at least ONE.” As far as I can remember only this once. “In a bathtub after overdosing on sleeping pills. My mate’s sister was playing with my ‘Bit’.”
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:11
 Actually that should read I woke up and found my mate’s sister playing with my bit. Whole story as boring as it is. I was about 19 mabye. I have a shocking memory when it comes to my life. My mate thought it was cool to drop reds. EG sleeping pills. I dropped two. About half and hour later I was to ride his motorbike around the block. Well I got to the bottom of the street and instead of turning right or left I just kept going and going and going till I crashed in a field. They got me back to his house and panicked. By that time I was out. So they stuck me in a bathtub of cold water. I woke sometime in the middle and found his sister stroking my cock. Would have loved to nail her later. But didn’t. Story would have been better if I did.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:15
I hope you don't have the memory of the gnat on my windshield, the last thing that went through his mind was his asshole. You're the only one without a story now DS
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:35
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:15 I hope you don't have the memory of the gnat on my windshield, the last thing that went through his mind was his asshole. You're the only one without a story now DS ------------------- From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:23 It must be alzheimer's night tonight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That was fucking hilarious, phoe. ik, look at my story at about 23:32 Rotten time. And come join me in the Alzheimer's lounge (as I'd made the same mistake as you). Bring at least a case of beer and an ounce of weed. We are playing the game "Memory" and will most likely be an all-nighter.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 00:37
I wake up naked in strange places like 3, 4 nights a week. The strangest of all was Theodread's moma's bed. I am still traumatized. His dad and I are friends now.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:15
"I am still traumatized. His dad and I are friends now" Dear Troll, You might want to do some "research" before you make your usual stupid posts. Theo's dad died at the end of last year. I hope you will find the death of your parents to be as amusing as you, obvioulsy find the death of his. Big yuks, huh ?
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:18
Every night is Alzheimer's night for me ! It's great ! I can watch the same DVD 10 times in a row and not get bored. Or I can read the Daily Rotten FFA and not fall comatose and start drooling as much as I usually do.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:22
Hey pumpkinbutt ! How goes it ? Has your friend gotten over her divorce yet ? It can be a real bummer, you should buy her a dog, and a vibrator.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:24
Hey OG! Glad you can be more ‘civilized’ to the troll. I cannot. I would have ripped its head off.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:26
Hey John, how are things ? Sometimes the dumbass trolls get really tedious. We may be a bunch of arseholes here but I like to think that we have standards (DS excepted, of course).
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:35
Things are ok OG. Hope all is good in your world. I know the troll is an old poster, been busted many times. And I got suckered in to think it was a newbie. My bad.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:36
Dear Troll, __________________ Not a troll You might want to do some "research" before you make your usual stupid posts. Theo's dad died at the end of last year. __________________ Research before making a joke? You have got to be kidding. I should read the last however many years of posts. I'll get right on that. Theo if I offended you I am sorry. I didn't know about your dad. I hope you will find the death of your parents to be as amusing as you, obvioulsy find the death of his. _____________________ I never knew my parents. Where did I find the death of his parents amusing? Your alzheimer's is acting up. Glad you can be more ‘civilized’ to the troll. I cannot. I would have ripped its head off. ______________________ John, good luck with that.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:41
"I know the troll is an old poster" Do you practice being wrong? You are so good at it.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:47
Germy maybe I am wrong. Maybe you are smart enough to play the game. I don’t know. But if you are going to play your guise, why not be interesting? Surely you have something you can contribute other than being plain boring.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:51
Germy, you are an amateur, a rube of the cubic kind. Let me give you a "friendly" tip. NEVER APOLOGISE ! The world of the Rotten FFA is a world populate by vile, unkind, evil people (like ME ! YAY !).
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:54
Ill let you in on a secret Germy. I quit a while ago. I thought at one stage I would come back as a different poster. Not to annoy anyone just to make a fresh start. But I am me. I speak like this and it is very recognizable. It isn’t all that hard to know if someone is fluent here. I missed it and welcomed you here. Thought you were real. Tis my bad, not yours.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 01:59
Germly, perhaps you should consider something all English children are taught "Never speak ill of the dead". It is bad luck and you will end up with your bathroom being infested with zombies.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:05
oldgit, you are sooo mean to me. You've made me crawl up into a fetal position, suck my thumb, and cry for a half hour AGAIN. Wait, never mind, I am confusing you with my last sexual experience.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:07
 How 'bout that? Is that interesting enough? Or maybe I could just whine, bitch and moan about how everyone is out to get me. So you're on the welcoming committee. 
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:09
You’re not bad OG. In fact you are one of the most colourful personas here. No doubt! Even when you troll you make it interesting and usually funny. Germy makes ME look interesting. That in itself should say something. I am one of the most morbid, literal, boring persons who ever posted here. I don’t care about putting myself down. I am not that vain. Truth be told, this site has helped me a lot. I doubt I would even be alive if I didn’t start posting here. I have been fucked up by drugs, alcohol, women, and just society in general in my life. Things that others seem to just shrug off I can’t. I used to help people in my real life. Have helped a lot of down people. But I cannot use that perception to help myself. Saw the world and was over it the first time. I am not despondent. I am just a pessimistic optimist. I know it is not worth it but I carry on. 20 years ago is the same today with different labels.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:12
Yeah, just like that.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:13
Yes that is far better Germy. And yes I was one of the first to welcome you here.
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:20
All around I see raining Things don’t seem to go my way Got a dark cloud that’s hanging And it seems to follow me Oh won’t you just wake up feel the humming This cruel world is killing you better start running Catch up with your life, catch on up Before the whole thing is through Have you once? Have you twice? Have you even considered it be really good for you To go out and go on take another better look around You are just another white boy Thinking you’re so hardcore Take step outside see what’s shaking in the real world Go take a step outside see what’s shaking in the real world But you don’t know how my heart laments I really got a good excuse to complain My parents got divorced Can’t heal the pain And now there is only cheap regrets I guess that’s just the way it be Is it the world or how I see me Boy now you are really, really bugging Yes you are bugging me, can’t you just shut right up Your cup is overflowing, overflowing And you think it is indeed You don’t even know what side you are fighting for Boy won’t you turn your game boy off Start pretending it’s you against the world I am sick and I am tried of hearing I really got a good excuse to complain My parents got divorced Can’t heal the pain And now there is only cheap regrets I guess that’s just the way it be Is it the world or how I see me Go take a step outside see what’s shaking in the real world Good Excuse John Butler Trio lyrics.ohn Butler Trio lyrics My dedication to Rotten
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:22
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in Salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3.I plunge head first into everything I do. 4 I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.I work in a damp environment. 6.I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management Five reasons not to be a penis .. 1. You're bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and... 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 02:27
Would you condemn a tear? Would you condemn a tear? If you knew the weight of woe, Which, hidden, neath the surface, Had caused that tear flow? Would you condemn a tear? If you knew the load it brought From the burdened heart of the weeper Or the battle which has been fought? Would you condemn a tear? If you knew the aching? The sad and lonely pathway - The pierced and wounded heart? Would you, would you, condemn it? If you knew the weight it woe, Which, hidden neath the surface, Had cursed that tear to flow. Aola Whalen 1905 Gonna go and burn some food zen crash out. Have a good one folks. Even you Germy. Nite.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 03:01
First he is going to rip my head off and then he says have a good one. If I didn't know better I would think he was two separate people posting under the same user name.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 03:09
Hi, small person. I was just leaving. Have a rotten day!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:10
Hi Pibble Have we met?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:14
Pibble, check your mail
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:19
Why have other people been posting? This is the Germy for All!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:21
Good morning . I hope everyone got a good nights sleep, and the ladies did so naked,rubbing each other with baby powder.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:22
Why does no one want to talk to me? I'm not the "I'm happy your parents are dead, Germy" I'm the, "I just want to make freinds, Germy."
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:36
From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats] Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:33 Hey. I guess you suck GG Not really. But I'll bet you swallow. I guess.
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:49
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch] Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:36 From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats] Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:33 Hey. I guess you suck GG Not really. But I'll bet you swallow. I guess. .......................... Hey. I guess that makes two of us
From: kentuckywildcats
[Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 04:54
Hey. I have to remindy you what you e-mailed me. I guess ............................... GERMY GOTH <GERMYTHEGOTH@msn.com> hide details Sep 25 to jonathankentucky@gmail.com (Yes, this is you. Learn more) date Sep 25, 2007 18:13 subject Thanks mailed-by msn.com Just wanted to say thanks for your help and support today on the forum. By the way how did you know I was gay? I didn't think I was that obvious.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:07
What part of "other Germy" don't you understand?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:11
I thought KWC was a chick for about a year and a half. Fortunately when I was emailing "her" pictures of my genitals, I fucked up and put KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken is releasing the "Ikthool's Wang" group of meals next month.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:16
In germyville everyone has a wang basket!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:19
And KWC.... Don't you hate it when you don't use enough lube and your colon turns inside out and flops around in your panties for a week or two?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:30
What am I, rotten eggs?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:34
Which comments 666 besides the one from last night. And it was a guess silly, since yer always lurking how do you find the time to take a dump? What time zone are you in, Eastern? I am, and is this the year they start screwing with the time change (Fall back/spring forward crap)? P <-------buy the letter P for a dollar
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:40
RE13, you blasphemed the cracker a couple weeks back, and I just ignored it chalking it up to you having a brain fart. When I shit, I don't want the distraction of a computer or a phone. I have all the time I want because I am a wealthy retired cracker.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:46
>>IK how's the concrete crack cupcake conglomerate cumming? << Poorly. It was all good , but the representatives from Berks county have apparently made it state law that one cannot sell crack without providing a proper amount of heroin to come down on. I'm thinking someone in Reading is looking to have their palm greased.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:48
Reading ? Berks county ? What is going on, these are ENGLISH names, give them back, you thiefs ! ( Reading BTW is a town in the English county of Berkshire ( pronounced BARK- sheer and a shit hole of the first order. It has recently become part of Poland).
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:53
If that someone you mean 'me' nope I no leeeve een Reeeding. I live by the cave. near the cave dwellers and the travertine. Damn spell check doesn't recognize geologic terms WTF? Thanx for the link 666 I thought 'they' made the date later in the year. I'm too lazy to google. 2nd night without sleep.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:53
Besnirching is one of the few words that still take the Old Englishe prefix "be" (there are a few other, bedraggled, becomming, for example). In the Olde days (when I was young) most verbs were beprefixed with "be". My dad had a dictionary he got in Italy during the war which had every thing "be'd". Such as bedwarf and bestuffed.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:56
How befuckled!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:59
Most of them are well, but there's one that's seems a little lethargic. He's my "special" bat. Like the child I never had.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 05:59
And I used to live in Berkshire Heights in Berks County. (now a shithole, why we eggs packed our cartons and moved) NO you cannot have it back. We won it as a prize or some- thing. other strange toponyms for Pennsylvania: Lebanon New Tripoli Bagdad New Egypt New Jerusalem Bethlehem Tripoli I feel like I live in the Mid East. Intercourse of course Blue Ball Virginville (sheep like this one)
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:01
My garage keeps bats. They're very small.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:04
The sick one's name is "Dave"
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:06
I have one bat that is really depressed. I am naming him Enigma.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:07
Ya gotta hold em by the tips of their wings until they get used to you. After that it's like holding a hamster.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:10
I love "bat chat" Almost as much as Germy for All.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:20
I don't know George Carmen but his message is quite inspiring
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:21
Today's a new day. Is he still dead?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:34
When I was a kid we had "stop, look, and listen before you cross the street" My kids are taking lessons on "some people on the internet, aren't who they say they are". I for one am exactly who I say I am, and Cracker,I'm sorry about this dude, but I'm going to have to crash on your couch for awhile.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:36
I for one am exactly who I say I am, and Cracker,I'm sorry about this dude, but I'm going to have to crash on your couch for awhile. Time to go to pinch-a-penny and buy some "oil slick remover".
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:42
Being a cook is harder on the back , leaning over the prep table is harder on the back than moving curb forms. Frustration is the same , if your trying to do good work with good people, nice. Trying to do good work with assholes, is trying to do good work with assholes. Just out of curiosity Cracker, how and why are you rich?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:48
Yeah and how rich are ya Cracker?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:49
Could ya make a loan to a batty friend?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:49
Just out of curiosity Cracker, how and why are you rich? I am married to the best girl in the world, I have a decanter full of gourmet coffee, I have high speed internet service and I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in . Who could want for more? I am indeed wealthy!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 06:51
In today's world, $5M (american) is rich. $1M isn't even comfortable.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:01
Being the egalitarian I am, I'm prepared to mail you 70 cents so we're even. Germy, you goths know about this kind of shit, how do I raise my liver as an undead?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:02
She is working while I'm playing on the com. She will have her masters degree next summer. She makes straight A's on top of 50 hours of work a week. So I have much respect for her.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:05
You must ingest the powdered foreskin of a dead tomcat by the light of a blue moon while bathing in stump water and fornicating with a stinky Brit.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:13
and you must also repeat this chant o wa ta doo fus ayamm over and over
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:17
Ha Ha Ha Ha Now that's funny!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:19
Hi Goimy I'm the New Joisy Goimy. Ahm dyin' uh thoist! Wud I wouldn't give frah glass-uh wadduh!
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:23
ik, tell me you didnt just do that.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:39
Ik's from P Fuckin A. Can't you read?
From: germythegaygoth [Shut up and bend over bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:45
My bats are poopy!
From: germythegaygoth [Shut up and bend over bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 07:47
I'm batting for the other side.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 11:06
Alright..no one hear.. So Im getting ready to visit Eastern State Penitentiary for "Terror Behind the Walls" and next week its Bates Motel. God I love this time of year!! PA has 2 of the 10 best haunted attractions in America.. Cool..Huh??
From: enigma [John]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 12:32
I was right the first time. Cant post with people constantly looking over my shoulder making up their own version of what I type and generally spreading shit. Told one person once what my handle was here and now I can’t just be myself. Constantly defending myself for what I post. It is past the point of ridiculous. So to save myself grief and to save you all from boredom I am leaving for good. Username: Enigma Password: Phoenix Perceptions are held in nature so everything is transparent.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 13:15
Again? So soon? You just quit last week.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 13:21
Well good. That's as it should be john. If something is causing you grief in your life, then it's best to just let it go. There is no 'freedom of speech' for you. You cannot post without repercussions, and you are therefore censuring yourself. It seems that, due to whatever certain foibles of personality you are cursed with, you find you cannot be yourself without revealing yourself. There is a certain shame in that. I just can't figure out what it is. Who the hell holds so much of your soul that they can tell you: 1) what to say? 2) where to say it? 3) how to say it? (I presume) Are you suggesting that your behavior here is unaccountable for? Are you not allowed? Are you not comfortable enough with who you are to just say, 'yes, that is me, it is how I relax, it is how I vent, it is how work things out' ...or whatever it is you do here. Who holds your key? You NEED to get it back. I know, I know, you have your reasons...
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 13:48
I don't know why, but I think a reminder might be necessary... This is only a internet forum. If you find that you're finding what people find about you on forums less than fine, you should find some fine tuning. There's more than me who's found that what others find is often less profound than what they think they've found, and finding that, they find that their find wasn't that fine and that profound wasn't worth being found.
From: rottenaddict
[Hellen]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 14:38
Hey Theo  Gotta run to take the offspring to school, but thought i'd say hey to you, since i've been awol. Not that you'd have noticed 
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 14:59
Hellen, I hadn't noticed that I hadn't noticed. I'm glad you noticed. And that you were good enough to give me notice. In fact, if you hadn't noticed that I hadn't noticed what I hadn't noticed and then give me notice about it, I might not have noticed that I wasn't noticing. I'm not sure what that denotes (benotes)?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:11
Hi Hellen I missed you!
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:32
Who gets home court advantage? ----- I guess that depends on who's who in my court. I'm the coacher... I know how to play a fair game.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:41
In my estimation, everybody is fair game. Playing a fair game with fair game only works as long as you are playing them. To be fair about it, fair game is fairly often treated unfairly because being unfair is fair when fairing against fair game.
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:44
LOL Damn you Theo! Yes, when it comes to you. You are the only one for my 'court' To play with you is all I need.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 16:00
There was a time when King was all I thought I could be, and then when I was King, I knew it was not enough. I felt a calling to be more. I knew that King was not all that fate had in store for me. Someday...I knew more would be mine. Sensuous, you are more. Someday, you will be mine. And then I will be yours. We'll hire somebody to clean up afterwards.
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Oct-2007 16:16
There was a day.... I thought you were the king, till I discovered there was more. You are a dream, that women dream for. There will always be more, for evermore.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 16:26
If there was a way you could seduce my body the way that you dominate my mind, I would be complete. Seventeen days till I'm off the market. I'm going to need a good mistress.
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Oct-2007 16:34
Hmmm.... Seventeen days. A lot can happen in that amount of days, but then again I can be anything you want me to be baby. It's all about you. (to some degree) LOL
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 17:04
From: theodork [I love my ego] Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:47 From: sensuous Date: 10-Oct-2007 15:45 He is beyond King! .................... Hey. suck-King and wan-King I guess he excels at. ~~~ Ra HA!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 17:47
Enigma where are you? Out fucking some strange pussy? Dude, you get more strange stuff than anyone I've ever heard of. And tell us more about your fucked up old lady. She sounds like a real beast from the way you describe her. You're a funny guy.
From: rottenaddict
[Hellen]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 18:00
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 10-Oct-2007 14:59 Hellen, I hadn't noticed that I hadn't noticed. I'm glad you noticed. And that you were good enough to give me notice. In fact, if you hadn't noticed that I hadn't noticed what I hadn't noticed and then give me notice about it, I might not have noticed that I wasn't noticing. I'm not sure what that denotes (benotes)? ****************** Well then, I'm glad that we cleared THAT up.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 19:23
Ok, so my sleeping patterns have more horrific than usual lately. I couldn't take it anymore. I finally broke down and went to the doctor to get something to help me sleep (really, if I was rich, I would have a doctor at my side 24/7). So she prescribes me a sleep aid. Upon researching this drug, I've discovered one of the possible side effects is "discharge from the nipples". Something tells me that might be an obstacle for me when it comes to meeting "Mr. Right".
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 19:37
Yaeh Stephy I'm from Lancaster. It seems like are area has a disproportionately high number of Rotteners. Cool, we should have the Rotten convention at my house! And I can keep posting while we're having it!
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 20:26
Man O man, the second time in a row that I saw a kid go apeshit when they went to the doctor. This kid was maybe 7 or 8, and slapping and kicking his mom in the waiting room. SheI am begininng to think my doctor is really a child psychologist, and I just haven't realized it yet.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 20:40
Whattup guys. I gotta wonder about this thing with giving away your username to quit. Although I can remember considering changing my password with my eyes closed a long time ago, but I wasn't going to announce it. Assisted username suicide?
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 20:52
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 10-Oct-2007 20:37 "discharge from the nipples". Something tells me that might be an obstacle for me when it comes to meeting "Mr. Right". Mr. Right might have a mommy fetish. ------------------------ cracker, I haven't even researched the drug long enough to know what the nature of the of the discharge is. Ewww. WTF is wrong with me, though? I can take a drug where it says possible side effects include heart attack, stroke, even death...without even flinching. But God forbid should it cause nipple discharge.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 21:00
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 10-Oct-2007 20:54 its simple DS discharge your nipples before you take the drug that way it will be awhile before thay can refill -------------- Wait, you are kidding, right? I've never had the need to discharge my nipples before.
From: absintheredrum [Mortalis Verde]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 21:37
Thool of Ik ! Because they can! Once again I am called down from my lofty perch, the wafting odor of the ignorati of this fetid and festering oubliette assails my patrician nostrils. Ask your questions knaves, and should they be worthy I will answer. Be reminded that you must kneel and caress my foot while asking your question, observe proper decorum lest I cause my wrath to be unleashed upon you.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 21:57
cracker, if this shit works, I should be out in 20 minutes. I'll make sure to plaster some gauze to my bosom in case anything unexpected (as opposed to something I usually expect) oozes out my nipples during the night.
From: nf
[wrongturn]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:12
I don't know who that is DS, but they have a very twisted perspective on what constitutes a game. Ik said to ask if you know who they are. Eh, so ... do you?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:13
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:04 I'll give you people exactly 1 guess on who this "former" poster is on this thread. From: abyss Date: 11-Oct-2007 02:56 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/017/00026936/ LOL That's a good call there. Hi John. Long time no see
From: nf
[wrongturn]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:18
"nf, I don't need to hear this! Or maybe I do. We can start a support group. Or form a suicide pact." Quick and painless deaths? Cause if you're talking a fast and easy end to it all I may just be game. I'd like to hold off until Ik dies, though. Maybe have some fun for a year or two after he's gone. Heck, I'd like to see my grandchildren graduate from college,too. So, what are you doing, say, July of 2055? Oh, and do you want me to bring some downers and booze? We can go like the superstars go! All liquored up and dosed to the teeth.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:24
From: nf [wrongturn] Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:12 I don't know who that is DS, but they have a very twisted perspective on what constitutes a game. Ik said to ask if you know who they are. Eh, so ... do you? ----------------- nf, fiend figured it out...not saying it is a fact as I don't REALLY know... 2055? Yikes! That's a long time. 48 more years. Hopefully, at some point I move away from the hellhole I live in.
From: nf
[wrongturn]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:57
 Well, you can come hang out at our hellhole if you want. We have beer. And vodka. And really comfortable chairs. I'd tell you to ask Ik, but he's asleep in one of them. He's such a cute little squid fucker.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 04:20
Thanx Can I have two? One to wash my face with.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 06:52
From: abyss Date: 11-Oct-2007 01:41 “Oltrogge said the child's death is a reminder to everyone that extreme care needs to be taken at the canyon rim, especially with children. “ Hope she said that out of earshot of the parents. I think after such a horrific accident, I wouldn’t have thought twice before hurling HER off the cliff. Yes it WAS the parents fault. No need to state the obvious. Fucking reminder! RIP Natalie. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm going out on a limb here and saying this sounds more like tss.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 08:03
From: nf [wrongturn] Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:02 Liar. I found the "tentacle" under your pillow... ~~~ It took me a couple of read-throughs before I seeing it as "testicle". I need coffee, too.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 08:12
I'll share Dink. Somebody gave me two.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 09:36
From: abyss Date: 11-Oct-2007 03:23 I can’t see any special treatment here. Judged and convicted. Just another teenager who thought she was infallible. Heard of harsher sentences, heard of lesser sentences. Was in a courtroom once convicted of DUI and speeding. The lady before me got 7 mths good behaviour, after running over a man killing him on a pedestrian crossing and driving away. She had no licence, no insurance. I got five years good behaviour bond, five years loss of licence $2500 worth of fines that had to be payed within 28 days and the threat of going to jail for one year if I broke the bond or didn’t pay the fine. First offence. She was drunk, speeding and did not stop after an accident. Third offence. I will never understand the law. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, After reading this, I must recant my previous hypothesis. Not TSS. And what ever you people are doing, Stop It. And just wait til your father comes home! Youre gonna get a lickin'.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 21:00
I really enjoy forgetting. When I first come to a place, I notice all the little details. I notice the way the sky looks. The color of white paper. The way people walk. Doorknobs. Everything. Then I get used to the place and I don't notice those things anymore. So only by forgetting can I see the place again as it really is. What a weird movie that was. In other unrelated and unimportant news I ran into a fat (literally fat not "phat" in the urban sense) chick I had pre-marital sex with and she blew me off. She is now chubby and thinks she is cute as a result. How shallow is that? I was nice enough (aka drunk enough) to have sex with her when she was overweight and now that she dropped a few dress sizes I get discarded like a empty Arby's Horsey sauce packet. Also I saw a rainbow on my way home from somewhere in eastern Indiana and I thought: "God is sooo gay".
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 21:18
Phoenix, It wasn't much of a chase. She ran out of breath after two blocks. I was actually hoping you would show up because my brother got a phoenix backpiece started yesterday. The outline and shading is half-done. I really dont like him that much though. No feud or ill-feelings, he is a just a dork in not so many words. I have two older brothers and they are both pretty much lame. I would rather hang out with any one of my four sisters that range in age 9 to 30 years old.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 21:32
Jesus (pronounced Hey-zuice) you really are catholic! You'll have to take pics of the brother's tat when it is done and post it so I can see. Since you don't really like him I'm sure you won't mind posting him all over the net. I'll bet hanging out with the 9 year old you learn a lot. 
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 21:51
The 9 year old is lame and scared of her own shadow. I have taught the ten year old one how to field strip a AR-15 underwater while under the influnce of CIA administered LSD. Plus she can make grilled cheese with fried green tomatoes and bacon.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:00
Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood, garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment, not working with the eye without the ear, and but in purged judgement trusting neither? Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem. - "Henry V", Act 2, Scene 2 ~~~ And now I know if I ever make it to Indiana I have a chance of scoring with MV. { and I might not even have to put roofies in his drink }
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:26
MV, you are my hero. Any one who can talk about LSD, the gubermint, AR-15s and grilled cheese in the same short paragraph is da bomb. You've earned the ardor of many of the rotten bitches and your place in my rotten bio. Live long and prosper! 
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:33
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:29 I just deep fried a Banquet Pot Pie in some childrens cold medicine. -------------------- Wait! I think I heard somewhere those are being recalled, I'm not kidding. Don't eat it!
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:43
It was a dessert cherry pot pie with turkey flavoured cold medicine. I also finalized some paperwork on a 9mm Smith&Wesson today. The laser sight makes it look like the beginning of a Dre. Dre video. He is not a real doctor for the record, I e-mailed the AMA and their is no record of his credentials. Regardless I am looking forward to owning my first non-Glock 9mm with a laser sight. Some Federal Hydra-shocks will be purchased shortly along with a box of regular ammo. A .44 caliber Derringer is also in the near future. The gunsmith I know also has a .50 caliber Smith and Wesson with a 2" barrel. It is completely insane looking.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:48
My hubby ate 2 of them for dinner the other night. I heard about the recall on TV while at work. The next morning I call and say if those Chicken pot pies are in the freezer throw them out and he says I ate them last night for dinner. The number on the ones being recalled is P9. I went home and got the box out of the trash and sure enough P9 right on the package, ooops. Did you know that salmonella takes 6 to 72 hours to show signs? I didn't know that. I thought if he was fine the next morning he would be fine. Turns out not to be the case. We are on salmonella watch.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:51
Who said I am eating it ? I am mixing it with red phosphorus and paprika. Straining it through a coffee filter -- putting it into a homemade centrifuge and then mixing it with corn syrup. I am going to then heat it up with a plasma torch and then inject it into the placenta of a pregnant Lebanese expatriate with one crossed-eye and a good heart. After that it is out of my hands.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 22:55
The number on the ones being recalled is P9. I went home and got the box out of the trash and sure enough P9 right on the package Sell them on E-bay Your husband is fine. I am certain if he survived the cold-sores you gave him while dating he can withstand some tainted mechanically separated cannibal/shit eating poultry products. I once gave a chicken herpes and a cow "Mad human disease" and nobody is complaining at this point.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 23:01
A .44 caliber derringer would be a bitch to get a good grip on too small, too powerful. I don't think I would even try to fire one "of those. I was always told that derringer were pea shooters anyway. A .50 caliber is on the wish list. Never saw one with a 2" barrel.
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 23:03
Chicken pot pies are easy to make Here is a easy recipe if you dont love your family. A bag of frozen vegetable meledy some cream of (insert animal) soup some animal stock pre-cooked chicen a pre-made pie shell Combine all ingredients until it looks like a pot-pie and cook at 350 degrees until edible Throw some spuds on top at the last minute and call it a sheperds pie for all I care.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 23:11
I went out and blew $800 (of his money) yesterday and Mr. Dink didn't even complain. ....Ahh, the joy of being able to give *really* good head... {plus I can cook pretty good}
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 23:29
The Euro is quite strong these days, despite a lack of interest in the historic quality of their products. French wines are now being rivaled by California and even Argentina. The British are even being out-numbered by the meth induced lack of oral hygiene in the south. German engineering is slowly being replaced by Indians. Are you are you aware how much it costs to develop a aerodynamic wigwam these days ? The research & development cost alone are astronomical. Add in the costs of wind tunnel research and it is not suprsing the Iriquois were bought out by Mercedes in the mid-1990's.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 11-Oct-2007 23:38
That's one way to carve a pumpkin. If you don't like trick-or-treaters just set that up in your front yard just like that with the targets behind it. Then poor some fake blood on the pumpkin. Put a sign out that says Your Next. Bet you scare all those little fuckers away.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 00:05
*You have pressed 1, therefore you win this evening's wonderful prize: a brand new Sony b&w tv set with these state of the art antennae. Lovingly called 'rabbit ears' this television set will bring you hours of satisfying entertainment for years to come. Just send your social security & savings account numbers to claim your prize. 
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 00:30
You can keep the wonderful b&w television set if you can just tell me why Americans have to press anything for frickin English. The rabbit ears will be a great lose, but noone as of yet has been able to answer this question.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 00:36
Bad enough when you call a place and you get a machine robot voice BUT then you have to choose a language because certain groups refuse & neglect to learn the native language. Airports are one thing but...UGH! It's deplorable, detestable, & disturbing.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 01:11
One Reporter's Opinion – Press '1' for English George Putnam Friday, July 8, 2005 It is this reporter's opinion that to be eligible for naturalization, an applicant must be required to read, write and speak basic English. This requirement has more or less fallen by the wayside, yet every poll I have seen reveals that between 80 percent and 90 percent of those polled vote for that requirement. And why not? When people move to America from other parts of the world, they adopt America's culture and heritage. Why not the language also? Experts on the subject agree. S.I. Hayakawa has said, "A common language is the glue that holds a people and a nation together." "BANISH SPANISH!" Terry, like many Americans, says she is sick and tired of being force-fed in Spanish – being 'Hispanified' and 'Latinized.' In short, she is tired of pressing '1' for English. Read the rest of the article here- http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/7/7/203806.shtml
From: bushpig
[Just a bit feral!]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 03:05
I dont eat that shit....but anyway...there is the problem of me remembering where the trail started. I always thought 29 was too young for dementia, but apparently not.
From: bushpig
[Just a bit feral!]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 03:11
Hey! I just had a great idea! Why dont I make a link in my favourites folder and then just add a new one when the FFA moves!! (Just kidding DS...thanks for the suggestion, it actually makes sense!) Ive been babysitting my 14 month old nephew all week and it has made me decide that it might be a good idea to have my ovaries ripped out at the next possible opportunity. I DO NOT want any more kids...the thought terrifies me!
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 09:03
O.K., how about a proven starter- "Gee, I really hate ____________" Anyone? *oh yeah, IK- you suck for the Carlin thing. Made me get sad...I don't need help with that, thanks.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 10:25
Well, I thought I could add to the conversation but now, not so much.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 10:36
Hey Cracker Can you post the link for the famous horse vid? I've got a friend here who wants to see it. Thanx
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 13:44
Sorry Maiden, I think maybe I was just trying to get back at the world for the way I felt(?) when I found out Frank Zappa was dead. Anybody home?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 13:47
There is no mention here of that thing which is the amusement of so many. As, more often than not, the referral to said amusement suffices to call it into the minds eye. Disclaimer: This post was for informational purposes only. Any resemblance to an actual post, real or imagined, is unintentional and entirely coincidental.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 13:58
Having given it careful consideration, I am to have to side with Theo. BTW that thing where I cannot use contractions is happening, so basically I cannot post for a while.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 14:12
"I am to have to side with Theo." You are ? to have to side with Theo. Loathe? Sick? Happy? Going? Depressed? Insane? The variations are too myriad to list. I'm not sure how I should take that.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 15:36
Theo, why don't you troll? Why doesn't anyone with any fucking wit or humor troll? Why is it just boring fuckwits with no personality? I wouldn't mind the trolls as much if they were entertaining. (although,fuck you guys when I'm not funny, I'm just here to entertain myself.)
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 15:48
Being trolled was too much for me. I'm never coming back to this site again. Both my usernames, and passwords, anyone who wants the can have them. UN-ikthool PW- unicef UN- assholius PW- monkey I'm out.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 16:20
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 12-Oct-2007 12:33 fiend, that was andrewtheass [Cymru am byth] being his usual ass self! There's entirely too many trolls posting here. But thanks for the video anyway.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 16:54
Yay! yay! Yay! Great music. Where were you to hold my hand Do the things that we had planned Guess I need you by my side when things go crazy I just need to know you care Gurantee that you'll be there When I wake up in the night Will you be my guiding light? I don't care how far I'll take you there Tonight, just tell me where you are And everything's gonna be alright CHORUS Like a shooting star Across the midnight sky Wanna fly, just to be with you tonight x2 [Where were you to hold my hand?] Repeat verse Like a shooting star Across the midnight sky Wherever you are you're gonna see me fly CHORUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoEInXQ7dJI Or 
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 17:02
Yay! yay! yay! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C6Og9qN7I Or  (True Love Never Dies!!) (2x) The moonlight shadows in the streetlights. Only me and you. A secret rendez-vouz after midnight. They tried to keep us from each other. They crucify the love, say we're not good enough, to be lovers. I want to hold you in the morning (I wanna hold you). I want to wake up by your side, give no reason to hide from the feeling (give me a feeling) I want to tell the world about it. Tell them all the truth, get up on the roof top and shout it... Our love with last forever, true love True love never dies! We'll always be together. True love. Our love with last forever, true love True love never dies! We'll always be together. True love. (True Love Never Dies!!) (2x) The moonlight shadows in the streetlights. Only me and you. A secret rendez-vouz after midnight. They tried to keep us from each other. They crucify the love, say we're not good enough, to be lovers. Our love with last forever, true love True love never dies! We'll always be together. True love. Our love with last forever, true love True love never dies! We'll always be together. True love. Our love with last forever, true love True love never dies! We'll always be together. True love.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 17:14
You ever notice how some people grow up and some just get bigger?
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 17:38
PFFT People suck so much... Now Mr. Dink won't be attending TooL with me. Pretty much because his brother caused a shit-storm within the family, so he's busy getting "intervention'd" and all. So nice. Nice that the "bro-in-law" (to be) said I'm wasting all his brothers money on crack, because I'm a crack-head and all (still). I mean, it's only been five years since I was hardcore, the fucking retard smokes more than I do now-a-days.. Anyhoo.. so now I lose out on the little semblance of happiness I had going on. I do believe my baby's getting sent away.. Sad Hard to believe a family can still do that to you when they feel "it's in your best interests". I guess no one ever really gets to grow up and become independent. Not with a conniving family like that. When I see the fucker(BIL) I plan on gouging his eyes ala "28 Weeks Later" *FUCK*
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 17:41
Yay! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Vd8e3hmec Or  You hear my voice call out to you It takes control, what can you do? Follow me wherever I go You don't have to be on your own So hold me forever Let's stay together, never let me go So hold me forever I'm lost without you, won't you take me home At night you reach towards the sky The world you see inside me eyes And you know you've been here before Always with me, you're never alone So hold me forever Let's stay together, never let me go So hold me forever I'm lost without you, won't you take me home So hold me forever Let's stay together, never let me go So hold me forever I'm lost without you, won't you take me home So hold me forever Let's stay together, never let me go So hold me forever I'm lost without you, won't you take me home
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 18:55
That's it I'm done with this place! to hell with ya'll! cracker666 Password: truamerican lovedaddy password:macdaddy scattywood password: sandyeatsshit waleshit password: andyeatspoop sandee71 password: scatlover smitededoghumper password: yeah,sandy andrewthegeek password: turdbucket andrewthescatmaster password:poopsinashoe andythebunghole password: licksballonknots andythepoo password: spooged 
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:44
I thought that your husband was walking in any minute and you had to flounce.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:55
God I Hate You Guys. Sandy, youre a dick. Fiend, youre the biggest troll here. Dink, youre a drug addict/alcoholic. Theo, youre a judgemental egomaniac. I'll get to the rest of you when I feel like it.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:55
Oh sure. I'll bet you're an inch away from posting your password.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:57
Screw you stfu I'm a bigger drug addict/alcoholic than Dink will ever be.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:14
Hi Tara Wanna be my freind?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:18
well we're old and obviously don't know any better.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:28
Are you talking to Doll?
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:28
Sure pop those puppies out and lets take a look!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:29
I have never seen real breasts before!
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:29
Really, you can't mean me. I've never seen one. I just wanna be freinds.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:34
And andrewdagomer password: shitheel sandysucksdogdick[Cymru am byth] password: dogspunk andrew[thegayrotteneer] password:reacharound backsideandy[Cymru am byth] password: spincterhug
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 21:49
WTF, I come back from a shitty night (I should have demanded a refund), and now CRACKER is gone, too? Most of you people suck. I am flouncing too. username: doesshe password: rainbow
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 22:08
From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was] Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:35 Flouncing is the new black. ------------- No shit! And I was just kidding about "flouncing": that wasn't my real password. But does anyone realize about the time when Duder had put up that thread about trolls is when he'd started putting up way fewer FFA's?
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 23:02
>>But does anyone realize about the time when Duder had put up that thread about trolls is when he'd started putting up way fewer FFA's?<< Yes, but it's obvious rottenstaff reads the FFAs.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 23:23
What makes you think I'm the real me? Someone could have taken my password and be using this name to pretend to be Ikthool. You can't be too careful when you're dealing with online people.
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 12-Oct-2007 23:46
Yes these trolls really suck. In germyville no trolls are allowed.
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:00
Dingy dingy , All aboard the short bus. The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town the people on the bus go up and down up and down up and down the people on the bus go up and down all through the town the driver on the bus says move on back move on back move on back the driver on the bus says move on back all through the town the babies on the bus go whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa whaa the babies on the bus go whaa whaa whaa all through the town the mommies on the bus go shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh the mommies on the bus go shhh shhh shhh all through the town the horn on the bus goes beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep the horn on the bus goes beep beep beep all through the town all through the town all through the town all through the town
From: pibble
[thewonderdwarf]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:05
"I am to have to side with Theo." I think I'll just go for the fries. That's IT, screw you guys I'm out. Pibble - dumboareyou thepube-totallystupid kurekuretakora-doyouthink takodred-iwouldreally hitlerscat-leaveyou poohbare-mydarlings
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:08
Have a cup of coffee before you flounce
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:24
Where's Colonel Kurtz when you need him?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:55
"For the true author of the subjugation of a people is not so much the immediate agent as the power which permits it having the means to prevent it." This guy's talking about us.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 05:04
I blame it entirely on the younger generation.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 06:02
Can we call this the Flounce For All?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 06:19
>>Fiend, youre the biggest troll here.<< First I'd like to thank all of the members of the Academy.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 08:02
Well, thank Christ everything turned out (moderately) okay. There was a bunch of "talking" done and stuff, and I think things are going to be fine(-ish). I'm still going to gouge the fuckers eyes, though. ~~~ Morning Fiend, if you're still about..
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 08:27
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-Oct-2007 19:55 God I Hate You Guys. Sandy, youre a dick. Fiend, youre the biggest troll here. Dink, youre a drug addict/alcoholic. ----------------- dink, just curious, any response to what stfu said?
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 08:38
ik! read his "passwords" in sequence. He was just funning with us. ---------------------------- From: pibble [thewonderdwarf] Date: 13-Oct-2007 04:05 "I am to have to side with Theo." I think I'll just go for the fries. That's IT, screw you guys I'm out. Pibble - dumboareyou thepube-totallystupid kurekuretakora-doyouthink takodred-iwouldreally hitlerscat-leaveyou poohbare-mydarlings
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 09:23
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 13-Oct-2007 08:27 ... dink, just curious, any response to what stfu said? ~~~ Naw, he's gonna say what he's gonna say, there's no point in arguing with him... ~~~ And 'morning to you guys, too... I'm real hungover today, as I deal with anger and hate by getting shit-faced and repressing the rage  . I think I may even tie a hair-of-the-dog on, too. { Hey stfu, this was written specifically with you in mind }
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 09:41
I was screwing around, those passwords were bogus. I did however give snidepiper to TSS, and he posted that password and someone took it. Somebody, somewhere, for some reason is taking the usernames that get thrown out there.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 09:49
I knew it was you Theo, you and your "I don't see the reason for having multiple usernames". All the while, collecting, scheming....
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 13-Oct-2007 09:57
Jesus fucking Christ you people are shameless addicts! Dink's jonesing for whiskey,DS is scrounging for vicoden... Am I the only person who can wake up and just have a couple beers?
Updated: 15-Oct-2007 12:26
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