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Lose Legs, Gain Freedom
MSNBC | Submitted by: azdollarbill
"They decided that they can't move any of the rubble from on top of her, because it might bring more down on her," said Wang Jue, a Chinese journalist. "So to save her life, they'll cut off her legs. She's calm and stable," he said.
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From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:22
She's gonna leave a trail like a garden slug.
From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 13:26
That's saddening. I prefer stories where grown-up assholes hurt or off themselves.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:28
Well, at least she will still have her vagina.
From: shagnasty [Corn Ball Cheese Nuts]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:30
It's a tough thing. Word to the wise, don't fuck with the Dalai Lama or he will make the erf shake like a mofo!!!11!1one!11!!
From: burritoxl [Vigi]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:40
"met him on the internet" It's like saying she met him in person. These days things have change, 90% of the people do not meet in person. I've always said people who need to meet someone over the internet for friendship or a romantic relation have some trouble in the real world that does not allow them to meet someone that could accept them for what their behavior or personality says about them.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:52
If you meet someone over the internet at least you know if they're smart enough to post on the right page.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:58
My favorite Sam Gross cartoon was the couple dining in a restaurant watching a legless frog emerge from the kitchen pushing himself along on a cart. (Sign on wall says, ‘Try Our Frogs Legs.’)
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:03
Did she meet a guy who was 'coyote-ugly'??
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:07
There's gotta be some way to brace that shit so it won't fall. Fuck, for the right price I'll guaranty it for a year.
From: theodead
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:12
Whats the big deal I shit my self all the time. Darling, don't give me shit 'Cause I know that you're full of it You're full of shit You're full of shit Darling, don't give me shit 'Cause I know that you're full of it
From: poontius
Date: 14-May-2008 14:14
My ladyboy's Wang got crushed in the rubble. Saved her $10,000 for an operation. No more buttsecks for me. 
From: poontius
Date: 14-May-2008 14:24
 Fap fapity fap fapity fap fap fap fap.. fap fap fap fap! OOOOHHHH! dropping fucking LOADS
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:27
Tat2, I'm not a doctor nor am I in the medical field but I used to make up name tags whenever there was a medical convention at any hotel I was staying in while working. After you get to the hotel bar where the convention guests are having after hour drinks, you would not believe how easy it is to bullshit (cause they are drunk). Then the next day, you have your "collegues" backing that they know you from way back. So I can answer your medical question. I don't think you can reattach large limbs. Fingers yes. And if you don't believe me you can ask ... er... umm... gotta go... emergency emergency... 
From: poontius
Date: 14-May-2008 14:28
Oh my! The kilt-wearing Gaelic ladyboy has arrived. Gargoyle, can I give you a reach around and play with your sporran?
From: poontius
Date: 14-May-2008 14:41
Ladboy meets guy You were my dream, my world But I, was blind You shoved your cock up my behind So on my own I fap about you all the time Though I know it's true I'm still in love with you [Chorus] I need a ladyboy, I wanna be your bitch, Give me a chance to see, That you are made for me, I need a ladyboy, Please let me be your bitch, One day you'll see, It can happen to me
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:41
Pats, I beg to differ - I've seen pics of reattached arms. Here's a link saying you can reattach: scalp, ear, finger(s), hand, foot, arm, leg and penis. http://www.nypsa.com/frps/rePlant.html
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:46
Tat2, But I'm a doctor. Please look at my credentials... all 500 of them! Just don't touch the last 2, the ink is still drying. You see? This is what I mean... I have to get them when they are drunk, then any slip-ups don't get noticed.
From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 14:48
Hahaha, I don't have the rottenizer on this machine. So now I see that my troll aka tubgirl-sandy is heavily into chicks with dicks. Gross, hahaha. Don't you have someone to soil? Like yourself, for instance? Ok, let's get the rottenizer on here.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:08
I don't want to go out on a limb here, but they undoubtedly found a chink in her armour. I wonder who foots the bill here? The rescue workers best toe the line themselves lest the heel of a soleless communist system descend upon them. And there goes her participation in the debate club...poor girl wont have ab intellectual leg to stand on! But look at the bright side; at least she's now impervious to athlete's foot.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:26
 No fallen arches can be her one triumphant cry. I'd imagine the workers will give a thigh of relief when this ones over. Hopefully she will be able to calf herself a niche and see to her kneeds! (groans!)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:30
I doubt we would be such punning linguists were the shoe on the other foot. Absolutely sandleless. Dahling!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:32
I picture GD approaching, chopsticks and ricebowl in hand exclaiming, 'OK...lez dig her out'! (wink)
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:35
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10509966 Apparently all that aid money we've been sending to Africa has been used to fund warlords, civil war, and despotic dictatorships. Whoops. 500 billion dollars down the drain. Laughter is the only thing keeping me from screaming.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:37
Something tells me she's about to experience a cultural evolution. A cripple red book will be thrust into her mitt at the ER. Mao that smarts! Just thinking about the pain makes me want to Taiwan on!
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:41
Large limbs can be reattached, but they have to be whole. By crushing them, they fill with all kinds of poisons, and when a person is freed, the poisons overwhelm the kidneys. In her particular case, I believe it is simply too dangerous to free her, hence freeing her from her legs instead. Funny thing about rotten, Duder puts this up, and I am NOT complaining, but it is but a snippet of what is happening in China. Oh well, a snippet beats the living shit out of nada, lol. BTW, someone sent me an Email whereby it states that if in an Earthquake, instead of crouching under a desk, or similar furniture, instead crouch alongside of it. Thereby saving yourself from being squashed. Makes sense to me. Also doorways are a no no, because if they give, it's sayonara time.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:42
Now she can't play Toe-Jam football with her rittle brodder. What are you doing? Err.......just pulling your leg!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:47
She's as beautiful as a foot She's as beautiful as a foot She heard somebody say, the other day Didn't believe it when he bit into her face Didn't believe it when he bit into her face It tasted just like a fallen arch - Blue Oyster Cult (NYC's own...seen 'em Capital theater Passaic NJ, 'Spectres tour' 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 15:48
Loved those duck and cover drills in elementary school. Got to look up the girls dress in front of me.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:59
I would rather Smokey was smashed to death with flying rubble than live my life with no legs. My feet are really juicy today for some reason. I don't get it. I'm clean, I didn't do anything strenous,but my feet are all juicy.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:01
Quote:"dollarbill, Are you saying all the practice done hiding under a desk in the event of a nuclear attack was for naught?" =-=-=-= Exactly...Duck and Cover was always a joke anyway, like anybody would actually stand a chance of NOT being vaporized 2 blocks from ground zero, lol.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 16:05
ikthool [ikthool] Date: 14-May-2008 15:59 I would rather Smokey was smashed to death with flying rubble than live my life with no legs. My feet are really juicy today for some reason. I don't get it. I'm clean, I didn't do anything strenous,but my feet are all juicy. ============== Did Sandy shit on them?
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 16:13
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones] Date: 14-May-2008 16:01 Quote:"dollarbill, Are you saying all the practice done hiding under a desk in the event of a nuclear attack was for naught?" =-=-=-= Exactly...Duck and Cover was always a joke anyway, like anybody would actually stand a chance of NOT being vaporized 2 blocks from ground zero, lol. ========= At least you wouldn't get hit by flying glass before you're vaporized.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 16:15
They should have saved the legs and left her there. Could have sold them to some rich legless foreigner.
From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 16:26
From: ralph [R] Date: 14-May-2008 16:15 Psychiatry is second to earthquakes. At least when it comes to stablizing people. --------------- I wonder if sandy has *stablized* his bowel. 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:29
It IS true what the Government said about the slower, larger Alpha and beta particles being stopped by a slight barrier such as newspapers, clothing ,plywood, etc,, The problem is all those WAY more numerous damn GAMMA ones.. :0
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:34
"I wonder if sandy has *stablized* his bowel." Pontius?, ever seen the movie "Blowout?", I haven't and I don't wan't to. Except for that time in 4'th
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:37
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-May-2008 15:52 Will she still be able to get legless on a Friday night and a leg-over? --------------------- Most Americans wont understand those references.
From: barbarossa58
[Phallus Maximus]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:40
From: gargoyle1 Date: 14-May-2008 15:48 Loved those duck and cover drills in elementary school. Got to look up the girls dress in front of me. +++++++++ I hung around the twirling bars during recess. There was always this one girl that had holes in her underwear.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:46
They all had holes in their underwear. How do you think they got their legs in.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:59
'..........said Wang Jue' Wang Jue? Is that a veiled reference to Ron Jeremy?   Oww....I bet even Marie's silly doggies aren't quite THAT silly!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:59
"Will she still be able to get legless on a Friday night and a leg-over? --------------------- Most Americans wont understand those references." Canadians get it guys! Lol, Lol, yada, yada, yada... Oh goodness! LOL!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:17
"Canadians get it guys! Lol, Lol, yada, yada, yada... Oh goodness! LOL!" Just another joke, no one got...Ha-ha-ha. Have you never seen Kids in the hall? DS christ, save me!
From: helterskelter
Date: 14-May-2008 17:28
I saw a monkey to monkey head transplant on discovery or something And there was this guy who cut a dogs head off and hooked it up to life support. There is some footage of the dog head here,mixed in with old ass looneytunes and other weird shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJI8KUhIi8A&feature=related
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:51
Bella, Wait a minute, I'll run to Staples and purchase parchment paper and mail you my credentials! It always goes over very well in a dark bar after many drinks ps. If you dress the part, people will believe anything...
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:58
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 14-May-2008 16:37 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-May-2008 15:52 Will she still be able to get legless on a Friday night and a leg-over? --------------------- Most Americans wont understand those references. ---------------------- Ok, I'll rephrase it: Will she still be able to get blotto on a Friday night and a shag?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:08
No shit.......I worked briefly after a geographic relocation in cemetery sales! Handsome charismatic young man in a Savile Row suit and quick clever tongue working these old fuckers to buy mausoleum spaces in a structure that had yet to break ground in North Carolina! Theoretically a hard sell one would think - eh? The reality?.....................priceless! (not obviously an emotional or intellectually rewarding occupation however!)
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:13
Helter, that video was truly horrifying...that poor dog! It's amazing the cruelty humans will inflict in the name of science. The damn double-edge blade of it is that medicine would still be medieval without it.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:30
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 14-May-2008 18:13 Helter, that video was truly horrifying...that poor dog! ---------------------- Goes to see video....
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:32
I worked in the dead center of town Pats....this was right after undergrad, and my economic situation was grave. I had a whole spiel about the Taj Mahal, the Pyramids, Westminster Abby, etc. Including a ditty about Joseph of Arimithea giving up his own tomb for Christ! Mausoleum good.......cremation bad; the commission on urns ain't shit! Own sales mottos at the weekly circle jerks: 1) Never pitch a one-legger. (how apt!) This refers to wasting time when only one spouse is present and is unable financially to commit 2) May flights of devils wing them to their tightfisted rest! Fate and ultimate death doth have a sense of humour.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:52
DD, I can picture you as a character in "The Loved One" --------------- You may not Patsy, I never clapped eyes on a reeking, rotting, cadaver...I strolled about the grounds like 007 in ray-bans 'conning' septuagenarians into spending more money than they could afford. The cold truth (heh heh) IS however, that by pre-planning burial arrangements, 2/3 expenditure is not so expended. Your loving Mother dies...you put her in a funeral home for draining, embalming, (hopefully not rogering), trussing, and jamming her rigor mortised ass into a small wooden box. Then you come to ME as an (slicker-than-shit) agent of burial....distraught, teary-eyed and mindful of the slights done to the sainted matriarch in her toil-full existance. The daughter weeps. Shall I show you the cheapest form of simply casting the beloved into a pit in a pine box? She deserves the best....here's a 15K crypt, guaranteed to keep out the worms. Fuck....she'll be like Tutankhamun!
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:56
It's amazing the cruelty humans will inflict in the name of science. The damn double-edge blade of it is that medicine would still be medieval without it. ++++ It's amazing the cruelty people will needlessly allow in the name of almighty science. At least in this video it was an animal, not a human.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:04
Cranky, I'd feel better if it was a human instead of a dog. Animals are true innocents, just like children - no concept of right or wrong, unable to comprehend why this was being done to it, just pain and confusion for the rest of its miserable life. Hopefully it was short.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:07
"Chronicle about experiments of Vladimir Demikhov, a Soviet scientist who conducted a revolutionary experiment, when created a two-headed dog by grafting a puppy's head to a full-grown pooch." http://www.charonboat.com/2007/09/demikhov.wmv (approximately 13Mb)
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:13
Tat, aren't you the one married to the black guy? Maybe you should ask him how medical experimentation has gone his people. Or check into how well it goes for the illiterate, poor, retarded, institutionalized, or prisoners. Some of these experiments did provide advancement for medicine, or the military, some did not. Some gave consent, some did not, and many that gave consent are unaware to what they are consenting. Ah well, better them than me, I suppose. Yeah, much better that your fellow man suffer.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:14
Just recently, a friend and I came across a rural cemetery advertising plots for $50 each. We took a pic of the sign then she promplty dropped her phone in the creek. So we decided to give the cemetery a look...... It is quite old. Three graves have lost their original markers and are labeled only 1820's, but the oldest marked grave we saw was 1818. It's well kept and off the beaten path so I got got me and my mister plots in the back under the cedar tree.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:21
It's amazing the cruelty people will needlessly allow in the name of almighty science. At least in this video it was an animal, not a human. ----------------------------------- Yeah, the beheading videos of the hostages really upset me. And don't anyone re-post them.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:22
Tuskegee......what an auspicious,unlikely group of test subjects on which to perform syphilis experimentation. Hey, the ones that weren't dogs joined the Tuskegee Airmen. What a historic and highly Hobbesian choice!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:34
Hehehe!  I've an idea for a great scientific experiment. Graft a pigs head onto a Muslim, that would cause a stir during Muslim prayers.  And the Muslims head, graft that onto a pigs bottom.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:16
Hi DS Sorry about the "crack" I made about the walls last week. I humbly withdraw the utterance... Although I must maintain that the value of a good set of walls is immeasurable without 'em. The roof would bloody collapse wouldn't it? P.S. Due to the peculiarity of your resps' to me,...Am I to believe that I have touched a nerve? (Rather, a series of nerve endings?) Your-post humourously, Arf.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:19
Fuck you and your bilirubin logs, sandy. I never got scat fetishes, anyway, it smells, it probably tastes the way it smells, I mean...it's fucking shit! Shit! Why? Why do people find it erotic? We call it 'human waste' for a reason because its gross and has no purpose apart from contributing to match consumption! I'm trying to think of what the most depraved person on earth gets off to. If you combine every horrible fetish together, there's probably porn of it somewhere. If 4Chan has taught me anything is that there is ALWAYS a porn version. Take a homosexual serial murderer/rapist/pedophile who likes scat, watersports, bdsm, and plumpers, Try and envision what that porn might contain (or don't...my personal recommendation) and realize that someone, somewhere has made porn of it. In fact, there's probably lots of porn somewhere that matches that particular criteria. Why god hasn't flooded our sick species off this rock is totally beyond me.
From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:24
I don't think that this is an example of glaciation.  Is this glaciation?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:30
Sorry Cain, Lo Gladiational gladiaoscinity is gladiatationally gladiatatiallionic (sic)
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 21:53
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 14-May-2008 21:20 Case in point: Rule 34: There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS. ======== Probably some 92 year old corpse fucking porn around somewhere too
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 22:02
Brian Doyle is like a torrent of sorts...Bil'sbetter .-lolpcp.hummanna-hummanna-Ect.Dot-what?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 22:08
Conjugating verbs are we? 'Gladiational gladiaoscinity is gladiatationally gladiatatiallionic (sic)' Gladiatorial, Gladitoriacious, Gladitorialness, Gladiatorialistic. Silly rabbit......no (sic) here!
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 22:28
If God had a name what would it be? And would you call it to his face? If you were faced with him In all his glory What would you ask if you had just one question? *And yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home If God had a face what would it look like? And would you want to see If seeing meant that you would have to believe in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets (*) Trying to make his way home Back up to heaven all alone Nobody calling on the phone 'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*) Just trying to make his way home Like a holy rolling stone Back up to heaven all alone Just trying to make his way home Nobody calling on the phone 'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome FUCK PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID! Hey all.
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 22:44
I love how certain people in your life fuck things up then claim they are fucking innocent. To top that off, the idiots they fucked up agree with them, to top that off, without having anything to do with yourself and something you disagreed with is now some fuckin how your fault. What is it called, condescending? I just call it FUCKED UP!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 22:50
A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket, But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top.. Won't you share a common disaster? Share with me a common disaster A common disaster I found myself a friend, But he's crooked as a stick in water So now I'm writing fairy tales To catch the spirit of revenge - CJ The common disaster clause found in insurance policies and wills is a provision that names an alternate beneficiary in the event that the testator and legatee or the insured and the beneficiary die simultaneously. Simultaneous death acts are state laws that provide for the disposal of property in the event of a common disaster. - Always needed signing at the cemetery......I could cut the fucking irony through the atmosphere with a scimitar!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:02
" THAT is a cool ass critter. Hi Ralph. I see your poking at someones nerves again, eh? : Well yeah! ectce Look I love that woman. She like dat? Lo I is a tarded Etctera.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:11
"Haha, I made up my own troll nickname awhile back. Ralphie, you are batshit insane." That is good though... I wan't to to talk to the real deal(ess) Lo that the Batshitinsanious is a tarded Etc. LOL- Coasters? charlie you mo fo- ect.
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 23:13
“abyss, what is wrong NOW? “ Thankyou DS. You are one of the few to even give a shit. Lately whenever I post, people seem to just leave. I haven’t posted anything wrong in the last couple of weeks, just ignored the bullshit surrounding me. I have tried fucking everything and have calmed myself considerably. Today was just too much. I do apologize to you all for my anger just then. On the bright side at least you weren’t here. I am over it now I hope. How have you been DS? You haven’t been posting much.
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 23:18
“I wan't to to talk to the real deal(ess)” I hope that was the real DS. Great now I cant recognize a troll. Gonna take a sleeping pill to calm down.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 23:25
"So to save her life, they'll cut off her legs. ========== It's not so bad. They can always make em into nice lamps or something. 
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 23:30
So that was a troll. Wonderbar! People must think I am crazy, wish it was the case. My mother 5 minutes ago decided since she can’t find her own jar/ashtray to just use any fuckin thing she could find, grabs one of my wheel cleaning jars. Highly flammable. Lucky I am not on the moon right now. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh. Glad I went in to get a sleeping pill now.
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 23:36
“abyss, it is me, seriously.” Yay I am not totally losing it. It sounded like you, I just responded.
From: abyss
Date: 14-May-2008 23:41
Good thing that happened today. My 4mth boy rolled right over today. Other than that.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:45
Yes, abyss, it is me. To the few regulars who have my email addy, I will confirm it. And I, umm, had changed the password to my previous name and forgot it. BTW, fuck off bedfart. And ralphie. Idiot twins.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:48
Ralphie......you're far more interesting regurgitating Strangler's lyrics than attempting feeble stabs at levity. (BTW....bring on the nubiles) And is that you DS....and what's with that dumb bitch always on your ass?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:51
DS, I gnu you was a unibrow... too bad, you is sexy anyhow Give it up broad, and GTFO...cettetera.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:57
From: ralph [R] Date: 14-May-2008 23:51 DS, I gnu you was a unibrow... too bad, you is sexy anyhow Give it up broad, and GTFO...cettetera. ------------- What the fuck does "gnu" mean anyway, ralphie? Is that some sort of emo talk?And I have a unibrow?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:59
From: bedfart [lurker in] Date: 14-May-2008 23:53 Hot damn, between the lunesta and DS's insult ,maybe I can cry myself to sleep finally. ------------ Is Lunesta a sleeping pill? If so, can you take at least 30 of them?
From: abyss
Date: 15-May-2008 00:01
I believe it is DS. I now have a fuckin migraine. I have to go. Nothing is getting any better. Nite.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:02
DS....a gnu is a wildebeast and is pronounced 'new'. Ralphie's trying to be clever...Jesus wept!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:21
DD, don't talk about Jesus in such a cavalier matter - I find it highly offensive. You know that. ------------------------ Jesus' name may be used in cavalier 'fashion', or in regard to a cavalier 'matter'. Check syntax luv! No need to mangle our native tongue.....that's what immigrants are for. But be self-assured I'm self-flagellating as I type. Hair-shirt, kneeling upon crushed glass.......the whole bit!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:32
Plasma... I was just wondering if I coould be anymore offensive? Btw,DS,Thnx! Idiothead!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:50
Actung baby! Juden verboten und arbeit macht frei.....was machst du den Sommer über? Ja.......yes, you may smoke. Stacks of room luv! Hello Aliester Crowley......can I ride your white horse? (It's a glue-pot of course!)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:03
Don't squeak! I know what yer sayin...lol, B'dont tell me cause it hurtsLOL-ectetera. Did you finally get the Estetera thing? Please with the results.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:03
"don't talk about Jesus in such a cavalier matter " Jesus, being Jewish would be more of the "roundhead" sort. The holy prepuce was stolen a few years back. Not sure if it was recovered.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:16
Well Merci beaucoup Bascha...Attagirl! (Could you nail DS for me? No Squeakin now Lolq) (not to be perverted or anything.)
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:27
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 15-May-2008 01:04 And if I had shit to talk, I wouldn't use a troll-name. I've always been just baschalove. I've never felt a need to reinvent myself. ------------ So I like to change my name? Who cares? I always announce it. I don't keep it a secret.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:32
DS: I never questioned your constant need to change names. I only clarified I've never done it myself. Stop being so overly sensitive. You go on the defensive so quickly. Sometimes saying nothing at all makes more of an impression.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:38
I know what you mean though ralph. Of all the posters here DS is the one that I imagine most likely to have a "dark secret". Perhaps a few people tied up in the basement or a body in a box under the sink. Kind of like Rotten's own Norma Bates.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:42
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 15-May-2008 01:32 Stop being so overly sensitive. ---------- I am often accused of being overly sensitive on here. I need to stop.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:47
Hey bascha, long time etc. Rainy and cold today so at least the tards will be confined to their dens. Willys with a capital W would mean "several Williams". I don't think that that is whar ralph meant in relation to DS. She gives me one or more Williams.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:49
 This photo released Wednesday, May 14, 2008, by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency shows one of the more than two dozen giant beetles seized from a package after workers at a Mohnton, Pa., postal facility heard the insects making scratching noises. The large bugs arrived last week from Taiwan in a box whose contents were labeled as toys, gifts and jellies. (AP Photo/U.S. Customs and Border Protection) AP Seeing one of those under the kitchen sink would give me the "Willies".
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:54
Up your arse Pubius Marcus Lepidus....BNP for the UK! Well.......fucking what......? I shan't have it.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:57
"Up your arse Pubius Marcus Lepidus....BNP for the UK! Well.......fucking what......? I shan't have it" Drunk already ! And the sun not even over the yardarm ! Lawks ! A BNP government ? Mmmmmm sounds good to me ! No chance though.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:30
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 15-May-2008 02:06 "golf clap" usually means "sarcastic clap". A clap that denotes insult. ---------- At what point did I say I didn't know what it "meant"? Please clarify.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:31
I was wondering why it took so lon for a reponse. Bascha, Studger, Don't Squeek (very funny name)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:36
Ignoance is truly bliss. The point of the golf clap is to be insulting. The insult is what makes it amusing. What was even more amusing was the redundant need to ask WHY it was amusing. I think my point was proven AND clarified.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:37
From: ralph [R] Date: 15-May-2008 02:31 I was wondering why it took so lon for a reponse. ---------- I wanted to keep an idiot in suspense. No, I took the dog for a quick walk.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:38
I love those cartoons with Wile E and "Ralph". Anyone remember "It's the wolf" with little Lambie Pie's cry of "It's the woo-l-off" ? Ah, nostalgia aint' what it used to , be,
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:42
"I wanted to keep an idiot in suspense. No, I took the dog for a quick walk. " My God, I want you!!!!! (to FU) (lol) Pissantress.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:46
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 15-May-2008 02:36 Ignoance is truly bliss. The point of the golf clap is to be insulting. The insult is what makes it amusing. What was even more amusing was the redundant need to ask WHY it was amusing. I think my point was proven AND clarified. ------------ My point is, I know what it meant; I just think it is a stupid insult. And yeah, not to be a spelling nazi..but seriously, use the spell check next time you make a statement such as "igno("r" missing)ance is truly bliss".
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:46
"Kinda scary we seem to always be on the same page, isn't it?" Well I'm certainly frightened now! (But in a good way.)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:48
You know... I thought about making a spelling correction once I realized the missing "R", but I knew it would give you something to ramble on about, so I didn't bother. Everyone needs a purpose in life.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:51
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 15-May-2008 02:48 You know... I thought about making a spelling correction once I realized the missing "R", but I knew it would give you something to ramble on about, so I didn't bother. Everyone needs a purpose in life. ------------- You're right. Any job openings at IHOPs?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:57
Actually, yeah, we need someone to clean cigarette butts up out of the parking lot. Testy, testy... Did some one shit in your wheaties this morning, or are you finally getting the point that your not the brightest bulb in the batch and it's exceptionally easy to thrash you with insults without you even realizing it? On that note... I'm heading back to take my early morning nap. For some reason, I think I smell aggravation on the wind...
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:03
Bye hostess! Don't let the door hit you in the ass too hard on your way out (you might enjoy it too much). Last, I checked, I've never claimed to be the "brightest bulb in the batch", although I firmly stand by my claim I am the sharpest tool in the shed.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:07
"I firmly stand by my claim I am the sharpest tool in the shed" Is it cool for me to reaffirm that you are a tool? (not that I ain't)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:12
I will say goodnight to Bascha...Goodnight Bascha. DS? Studger? Others? (not you dork!(ette)).
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:15
You bitches..... WILL this fucking bullshit give it a rest?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:19
"You bitches..... WILL this fucking bullshit give it a rest? " I was going to add Pubes, then this quaint lil firebrand appeared, to the list is he added.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:36
Another night of folks sniping at each other? Where's the love?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:43
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 15-May-2008 03:39 Fuck you, fiend. Bye. ------------------------------ Uh, thanks anyways DS I saw your pic the other day. May I call you PF? (pig-face)
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:46
Morning Cracker Coffee colored people having sex first thing in the morning seems appropriate
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:52
fiend, I don't have a pig-face. I thought you called me "horse-face". But that's ok - I know I am reasonably attractive to certain types after they've consumed a case of beer or two. I saw your pic (on the shiny place?) and you aren't half bad. My compliment of the day. Later.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-May-2008 04:02
My machine's not working either. It looks like DS said something nice. That can't be right.
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