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Son of Satan in Court
Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: anonymous
"A man accused of shooting and killing a pregnant childhood friend has told a jury that at times he believes he has telepathic powers, and switches between thinking he's an angel or the son of Satan."
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From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:43
Technically, Satan is an angel, so if you're Satan's kid, you're the son of an angel. So there's no problem there. Thinking you are telepathic is fucking dumb. Being telepathic is fucking cool. I mean, how hard is it to know if you're a telepath or not? You look at someone, concentrate a bit, and hear their thoughts and intents. You then confirm it by telling them what they are thinking, and if they flip out and scream at you to get out of their mind then the chances are pretty good you have some semblance of psychic ability. Oh, this wonderful gent needs to be restrained in a rubber room and heavily medicated for the safety of all around him. Too late for his 'friend' though.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:45
everyone-at one time or another-feels like they are satan's spawn completely snatchural
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:47
Hey......I'M the son of the Debble!
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:02
dead Canadians, just keep on killing them.
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:16
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:43 I mean, how hard is it to know if you're a telepath or not? ... It's pretty hard to tell. The voices in your head could be anything. A <real> telepath could easily believe himself to be insane, and an insane person could easily believe himself to be a telepath.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:19
Dammit, if you are hearing shit in your head while around other people, then you ask them if what you heard is what they were thinking. If they say yes, you're psychic (or really fucking lucky), if they say no then you are insane. Simple.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:20
When this guy walks into a room I hear the theme from the Twilight Zone. Where's Rod when ya need him?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:32
Submitted for your approval.......Rod's dead! (so is Zed)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:59
I do miss Rod and his omnipresent cig. Just imagine the warped shit he would have still been making. Sighs
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:43
He killed his friend? That is NOT a good friend DUH! His lawyer is using this fuck-up's drug-induced psychosis as an eggcuse to get away with murder. EGGcellent METHodology. Sure blame the meth. (Gallows pole playing in the background.)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:18
I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold, You know that we're too damn poor to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:11
Is it a cock-ring perchance (to dream?) One cock to rule the others, one cock to find cunt, one cock to bring the snatches together in the darkness of Mordor!
From: bgolds
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:24
"A man accused of shooting and killing a pregnant high school friend has told a jury that at times he believes he has telepathic powers, and switches between thinking he's an angel or the son of Satan." ______________ I always wondered what happened to that guy! He was hilarious!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:25
ahhh-my precious smeagol and deagel went fishing one day.. and something that was not meant to be found, came to be and deagel was left throttled and smeagol a liar, thief, murderer. to the misty mountains- where the ring betrayed gollum and was found by the most unlikely character-
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:30
all she gets is filthy orcses
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:18
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains where the spirits go now, over the hills where the spirits fly. Page/Plant How years ago in days of old When magic filled the air, Twas in the darkest depths of mordor I met a girl so fair, But gollum, and the evil one crept up And slipped away with her. -Ditto
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:57
sorry, you cannot do it without the fez on. I don't make these rules.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 23:26
O.K Donald.......I know you want to be a holy man.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:41
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:19 Dammit, if you are hearing shit in your head while around other people, then you ask them if what you heard is what they were thinking. If they say yes, you're psychic (or really fucking lucky), if they say no then you are insane. Simple. -------------------- Maybe not. What if you are telepathic with people only at a distance? Or only with other telepathic people? Or only with people who have a certain blood type or other qualifier? Not so simple now, is it? (He's pacing up and down the driveway trying to get a signal on his cell phone....which is not happening. Not cloudy enough and we are too far from a tower. He hides from view when someone drives past.....priceless.)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 22:44
Ha! If you were born in a reeky manger knee-deep in animal shit with three old queers and your virgin mom hanging over your ass......it might not be cool. And the light from that fucking North Star when you just wanna catch 40 winks? And that rigmarole regarding the scourging and crowning with thorns?.......I just HATE it when that happens. And the whole nailing on the cross deal.....if I'm gonna get hammered to the fucker.......I sure ain't humpin' it up to any mountainous golgothan village. And stab me with a gladius; bogus.....but gall is always appreciated! BTW...was jesus permitted to lay odds on the lots of the soldiers gambling at his feet for his clothes? I would have thought with his sterling connections....Vegas may pay heed.
From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 13:20
Man he's really fucked up -Was he in the Marines?(That shit fucks you up)
From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 13:21
The power of Christ... or is it satan compels you!
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:05
It stands to reason that he's an angel (or at least some kind of demi-divinity) if he's the son of Satan. After all, Satan was created an angel and only chose to be the Adversary. If you cut the tail off a mouse, it still gives birth to mice, not hamsters, see?
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:12
You are all jealous because only the voices speak to me.
Updated: 12-Oct-2007 14:47
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