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The Black Jesus eats girls
Daily Mail | Submitted by: Sinthyia
"Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies."
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From: vonzeal [Venture]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:15
My dreams are all dead and buried. I wish the sun would just explode. Lord take me to your shining kingdom. I'll take all these sons of bitches when I go. 
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:25
Oh goody. It's been a bit since we had a decent candidate for Antichrist. Sid Vicious was doing OK for a bit, Marilyn Manson's just an attention-whore, and David Koresh never really had what it takes.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:25
Well shit...I've eaten lots of girls, and have been called 'Jesus' and 'Oh, God!' while doing it... Mebbe they're looking for me?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:40
I wonder when the movie will come out? They will probably have to change his name though, because "Black Jesus" just won't do. How about "The Black Virgin Eater from Borneo"?
From: synesthesia [you'll figure it out]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:42
>> a cult leader known as the Black Jesus is said to have sacrificed >> three young women Idiot! If he simply took their money, and gave them 'audits', he could live in luxury the rest of his days.
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:48
"Doczz, youre black right?" Well, yeah...but shouldn't we at least have a little drink first before you invite me over? I hope you're not talking about hiding the salami.
From: mrgrey
[Neil.A]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:59
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:25 Well shit...I've eaten lots of girls, and have been called 'Jesus' and 'Oh, God!' while doing it... Mebbe they're looking for me? ===================== Then youre his cousin?
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 11:11
"Idiot! If he simply took their money, and gave them 'audits', he could live in luxury the rest of his days. " *** LMAO; terrific observation. The liberal folks who always whine about the nasty white man destroying the ancient cultures around the world should want the cops to leave this guy alone. Cannibalism has a long tradition on New Guinea. Hard to sell good sense to people one of whose traditions is building fake airstrips and sitting around waiting for some spirit to land and give them "cargo."
From: mrgrey
[Neil.A]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 11:19
Cannibalism has a long tradition on New Guinea. ------------------- Well, i suppose it is better then McDonalds isnt it?
From: doczzz
[dwarf fusion]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 11:20
This isn't an ancient religion... this asshat is promoting one he started a year ago in order to get laid and save on grocery bills.
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 13:06
I only eat them after they turn 17. Stupid laws.
From: oozingsantorum [Rick Santorum]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 13:09
I thought Black Jesus lived in Minneapolis.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 13:25
I wonder if he gets super powers from eating chicks.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-Feb-2007 13:32
I can't remember how many girls I've eaten, but I'm white so they aren't looking for me, yet. 
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 13:48
Eats little girls, eh? Would you like fries with that? I see where he used to be a "Bible student". Maybe if he had been a Maths student he wouldn't have gone so wrong. Anyone ever heard of a Maths Messiah?
From: thelordofcheese
[The Lord Of Cheese]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 14:44
"He has enticed girls as young as 12 from their homes to be sex slaves, and is thought to have more than 6,000 followers who believe in human sacrifice." I don't believe in human sacrifice. It's just a story you tell kids, like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and God.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 14:45
From: doczzz [dwarf fusion] Date: 9-Feb-2007 10:25 Well shit...I've eaten lots of girls, and have been called 'Jesus' and 'Oh, God!' while doing it... Mebbe they're looking for me? --------------------------------- Forget Mrgrey....come hide out at my place.... *wink*
From: jeepinjuli [Juli]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 16:19
Well, maybe Scientology should spread to New Guinea. At least give these people some choice in their psycho religions. 6,000 followers after a year? these people just arn't given the God-given right to choose from other cracked out religions.
From: polly [Wannacracker]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 20:25
Rotteneers, check out the comments on the article's page... my favourite was this little gem... ~~~~~~~~~~~ In the Bible, Jesus Christ warned that there would be false Christs and false teachers in the last days. Lots of prayers in the area may help put a stop to the evil. - Ceecee, Washington, USA ~~~~~~~~~~~ Police searches? Oh those silly Guineans and their primitive ways.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 9-Feb-2007 23:07
"Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies." - Is that wrong?!? lol.
From: bayaudpuppy [Hot smoke and sassafrass]
Date: 10-Feb-2007 04:07
Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are good with every bite. Jesus loves to eat the children of the world.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 10-Feb-2007 06:41
Hey this was near my place! I swear it wasn't me.
From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 10-Feb-2007 10:10
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From: shittingbull
[Bullshit]
Date: 10-Feb-2007 15:41
From: mrgrey [Neil.A] Date: 10-Feb-2007 01:51 Didnt you guys know that Jesus was hungarian? Thats what the Jehova are claming here. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- So for the record: White Jesus = From Hungary Black Jesus = Very Hungry
From: hellsbells [SatansMommyDearest]
Date: 10-Feb-2007 19:30
Black Jesus eats virgins White Jesus is racist he be beatn a bro down and takin his money an shit. Asian Jesus... well he be a horny lil deity. He wuv you wong time Amen! Are there any purple Jesi? What's the plural of Jesus?
From: ozzeh [brett]
Date: 11-Feb-2007 01:11
that's fucking hardcore. I wonder if he listens to norwegian black metal...
From: rabiddecay [RabidDecay]
Date: 11-Feb-2007 01:12
Black Jesus has 6,000 followers and they cant find him? Maybe they can send a film crew over there and it can be a real life Cannibal Ferox.
From: hermanthegerman [Hans Wolf]
Date: 11-Feb-2007 05:12
Sounds good. Any Americans joined the club yet?
From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 11-Feb-2007 08:22
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From: arod42
[Alex]
Date: 11-Feb-2007 11:43
Just let black jesus eat anyone that is so retarded that they would actually follow him. It would kill many birds with one stone. Seriously this about religious freedom so let them have it. Too bad more world religions don't include sacrifice or mass suicide of their followers as central tenets. I only follow Big Baby Jesus. Shimmy Shimmy Yea!
Updated: 14-Feb-2007 12:18
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