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Rough Sex Disaster
Winnipeg Sun | Submitted by: dead flowers
Allan said the man and woman had been drinking heavily and were engaged in "rough sex activities" when the man requested she "carve artwork" into his chest. "He said they engaged in dangerous play, and due to her intoxication, was not precise with the knife and punctured his heart," Allan said.
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From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:27
Canadians are dangerous fuckers I warned you
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 13:28
Rough sex is one thing, stabbing your fuck buddy in the heart is too rough though. No pointy objects in the room when fucking, please.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:32
I've never heard of rough sex that involves "carving". I leave that for Thanksgiving.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:40
Is there a pic of her? If she likes to play with knives during sex she better take it up the pooper.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:06
The 'safety word' is: "Stop Bitch"!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:05
sommit tells me she dinna wear sensible shoes
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:19
McCammond said it was the victim who introduced the woman to "body modification" and asked her to carve another heart on his chest. The woman was complying when the man asked her to press harder, McAmmond said. ----------------- Ain't love grand? Barbarossa, the boyfriend didn't die and the couple left the courthouse together. Try reading the story and you won't look so stupid.
From: mencken
Date: 14-May-2008 18:42
Winnipeg, eh? Might the star-crossed lovers be some Lysol drinkin' injuns?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:57
"Winnipeg, eh? Might the star-crossed lovers be some Lysol drinkin' injuns?" No we ( eh-hem, I mean they) Weren't. Dagnabit., But Seriously folks, Natives just stab each other, these folks were probably eastern-european...Not that I'm sayin' or stuff"
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:20
Wow, gag me with a spoon. you.....uh........heard me?
From: bgolds
Date: 14-May-2008 21:01
I've been in to 'rough sex' lately. The woman has been in Europe. Haven't had any twat in over a month... ...It's been rough. (kinda rough like the callous I am developing on my palm.)
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:14
Carving of the skin must cause a lot of blood to issue forth. She must keep a lot of rags on hand & do a lot of wiping up as she goes along. Wait, did he carve on her too? I read it but have forgotten. Maybe she uses an electrocautery knife. Not so much bleeding that way. Have to go put lube on my scrotiles now. Pardonnez-moi.
From: pressthebutton
[pressthebutton]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:22
>The man told police the stabbing was an accident and that the two routinely cut and scratched each other with knives.< Reading the above, this was only waiting to happen. We havenīt heard the last of this couple.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 15-May-2008 06:09
From: bgolds Date: 14-May-2008 21:01 I've been in to 'rough sex' lately. The woman has been in Europe. Haven't had any twat in over a month... ...It's been rough. (kinda rough like the callous I am developing on my palm.) ------------------------ bgolds, Just get out your credit card and call Spitzer's girl! 
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 17:00
He got ripped off. She shoulda pierced his tongue first and made him a skinhead.
From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 15-May-2008 20:58
"I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend..."
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 15-May-2008 21:20
"the two routinely cut and scratched each other with knives." Sort of like bowling with hand grenades? (apologies to George Carlin)
From: eyestone [ofthecircledtrees]
Date: 16-May-2008 04:56
"... [they] had known each other since grade school but had only become romantically involved four weeks prior to the accident." They didn't waste much time catching up, holding hands and trading glances, I reckon... talk about jumping the gun... knife... whatever. Isn't this what Angelina and Billy Bob used to do...? Oh well, kids nowadays. In my time we were modest, well behaved and we respected our elders for pete's sake!
From: jarhead74
[k-bar]
Date: 16-May-2008 06:11
Boy, do I know a lot about rough sex. Man... when I was a teenager, I worked off the books with a roofer. My palms were so calloused and dry and...
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 16-May-2008 13:20
I've been pretty inebriated during sex before, and I still can't imagine wanting anyone to cut "artwork" into me. I suspect that there was stronger shit than alcohol involved here.
Updated: 16-May-2008 13:20
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