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MySpace Perv Busted
CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"The Internet is for information. It's not a playground."
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From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:44

fuck myspace upside the head

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:47

"The Internet is for information. It's not a playground."

I beg to differ. Actually, no. I don't beg. Well, unless there's a gun to my forehead. Then I might.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:52

BFD.....the little whore wanted cock.

MySpace is a complete waste of time...even more so than 'rotten'! :)

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:12

The internet is a civilized place. It's not for porn and insults. I'm confused now.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:20

So if you're a 15 yr old girl and the guy tells you he's 24, that makes it allright?

WTF difference does it make how old he really was? The stupid bitch was going for some adult cock anyway you look at it.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:22

Pontus: Go fuck yourself.


From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:23

The old mantra comes out once again, MySpace = Fucktard. I can't say it often enough.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:42



Priapus ain't got nothing on this guy.

From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:54

I made my daughter read this story when it came out last week.

She's been humming and bitching because I won't let her have a myspace page.

She left saying, "I guess this doesn't do much for my argument."

From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:01

When the fuck did I step on your toes, blue?

Here, go have a wank. Real Americans.


From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:04

"When the fuck did I step on your toes, blue?"

You didn't. This is rotten, and there is no need for politeness. Asshole.


From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:22

fuck you very little

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:31

'Elfstar does Dallas' just doesn't have the same ring.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:43

"Hi, I'm Jerrfy, I'm a twelve year old boy, who would dearly love to have an older friend, who, like me, likes to be nekkid all the time and..Wait, this isn't MySpace? Oh Fuck!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:15



Damn.......that's one gross-looking asshole!

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:30

that rectum's gonna get a stress fracture-
wait for it..the bugger's gonna slam shut with a ppffft

wimpy turd too-
i'm unimpressed all the way around-

From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 19:16

Well, there went my diet. Where's that damn Snickers Bar?

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 19:34

Well, at least someone out there shits gold.

Mine is always this rusty brown color.

"I just love the batter...all over my face."

From: mljohns00 [Radical Conservative]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:00

I'm just happy to hear that there are REAL 15-year-olds on the Internet. Lately, it seems like they are ALL policemen impersonating 15-year-olds.

From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:15

These people have a disease. It's terminal. Just put them down like a rabid dog. Or a rabbi dog.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 00:39

i just got off myspace, posting blogs. using myspace to store rotten comments , promote crap or crap like that is healthy, using it to meet people is deadly. now that i showed you how to use myspace, beware of perverts on it. this one idiot named sirbutlust actually posted a picture of his cock.


sirbutlusts cock, one of the first to show his real life photos and possibly the first to show his cokc on htis forum. good bless photobucket for not noticing subtle pictures.

From: joshkriek [joshkriek]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 03:51

This is Alyssa Frank:



The guy needs to be committed to an asylum, not put in jail. She's only marginally more attractive than the earlier pics in this thread.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:59

I am appalled....simply appalled.

I thought the internet WAS a playground.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 08:09

http://localroger.com/prime-intellect/mopiidx.html

The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect: The ultimate playground and a machine that not only passes for human, but for God. A violent and sex-filled story about what happens once an AI becomes sentient and gains the ability to manipulate matter and space at will. As the AI was coded using the three laws of robotics, it cannot harm humans or allow them to come to harm, and it must obey a human unless that is a first or second law violation.

Prime Intellect construes this as "give man anything and everything" so that the universe is filled with trillions of humans all with the ability to manipulate their environments and bodies at will, and everyone is immortal as Prime Intellect refuses to let anyone die, a second law violation.

Quite a good read, if you have the time.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 13:50

They recently arrested a 13 year old who was claiming to be a 35 year old policeman claiming to be a 14 year old girl who wanted sex with a 20 year old that could pass for 16.

When the case was presented in court, the judge's head exploded, and all the jury broke down and began crying that their heads hurt.

Film at eleven, or twelve, whichever is legal in your locality.

From: mljohns00 [Radical Conservative]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:22

From: joshkriek [joshkriek]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 03:51

The guy needs to be committed to an asylum, not put in jail. She's only marginally more attractive than the earlier pics in this thread.
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In retrospect, the guy was doing the girl a favor.

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 8-Oct-2007 06:06

Anyone with a MySpace over teen-age is a loser.

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 06:29

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 8-Oct-2007 06:06

Anyone with a MySpace over teen-age is a loser.

Damn straight, I'd go one further, anyone over 10 with a myspace or any of those other poxy sites page is a total fuck & should be eliminated at once. Most of em are great fat 40+ ass holes who talk all this pseudo jap bollocks & give themselves names like starry night or wandering cloud...

Fucking XD, I'll fuckin XD ya if you dont PISS OFF!




I feel better now thats outta my system

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 10:53

OMG it's Kelly Osborne without the make-up



From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:01

The girl on the left looks like she's got a mouthful of cum and wants to go spit.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 14:54

OMG gargoyle she does, LOL.

The playground at Beaver Dam Resort.



Updated: 12-Oct-2007 14:47
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