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From: grandhoohah [James]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:25
If I'm first, big whoop! Otherwise, this is just disturbing on so many levels!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 13:32
1st article. The rest of the cops should chip in and buy this pussified assbag with a badge a giant bag of M&M's, Fucking assault? Beat up by an M&M  Now, the dead fuck, ewwwww. A 92 year old? I wouldn't do that to a live one, much less a dead one. Sick fuck
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:36
The article doesn't mention if he broke up with his fiance, I know she was pissed off at the time.
From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 13:38
The guy must have quite some trouble to find friends with the same hobby. And as nobody mentioned it yet, sandy shat himself.
From: deddodge
[gaylord]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:40
The worst part is sitting here imagining what it would be like to fuck a dead old broad. Real doll should get in on this.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:44
If this guy is such a necrophiliac, he can come over to my work & I'll show him our nice closed casket over a week old, unrefrigerated bodies that require us to wear masks. Let him have at it!
From: dankbear420 [dank]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:45
92 92 92..can i get 93? cmon folks, youre not trying.
From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:49
92? Was that a desperately bad day to feel in the mood for a little lovin? No young hot babes killed over today, so granny will have to do.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:59
92 AND dead? Seriously folks, just one of them is disgusting but combining them? Btw, Tony   As for the M&M dude, I would have just hit him upside hit head with a Zagnut and called it even.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:19
Well one thing about the necrofucker, the 92-year-old probably didn't smell much different dead than she did alive. Why do old people stink?? Assaulted by M&Ms...that's so stupid I can't even comment.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:09
Yeah, she was 92 and dead but she had the body of an 80 year old. Or She was asking for it... laying there with nothing on but a sheet.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:01
Of all the things one can get busted for, this has to be one of the most embarrassing. I mean, like, goddamn. Wow. The age of the...um, "victim" (or should I say "receptacle") makes it even more off-putting than merely fucking a 21 year old corpse. Nelson Muntz is speeding toward this guy's next court date, primed to belt out the greatest HA-HA ever.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:24
The handsome, suave and debonair Anthony Merino in his jump suit...  http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23696552-5006003,00.html and he did it at the Holy Name Hospital morgue. The HOLEY FUCKEN NAME, no less! 
From: godhatesusall
Date: 14-May-2008 16:58
I used to be a necrophiliac until that rotten cunt split on me.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:10
Here's to the girl we loved the best We screwed her East and we screwed her West We screwed her standing and screwed her lying Fucking Hell if we had wings We'd screw her grounded and screw her flying And when she's gone but not forgotten We'll dig her up and screw her ROTTEN
From: mencken
Date: 14-May-2008 18:47
"Merino has agreed to undergo a psychological evaluation and will be prohibited from working at a hospital morgue." -------------------- But no prohibition against working at funeral home?? Necro is bad enough, but on a 92 year old?? That's some twisted shit.
From: deddodge
[gaylord]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:59
He could of got one of them latex corpse decorations they sell around halloween filled it with meat and for the vadge a ham with the bone pulled out. That way he could leave it out get to the desired level of rotteness then tear it up. If thats what your into.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:17
From: deddodge [gaylord] Date: 14-May-2008 18:59 He could of got one of them latex corpse decorations they sell around halloween filled it with meat and for the vadge a ham with the bone pulled out. That way he could leave it out get to the desired level of rotteness then tear it up. If thats what your into. ---------------------- You've done that, haven't you?
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:28
maybe he nailed her in the butt
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:32
A Gerontophile Necrophiliac: has this behavior been documented before? If You Fuck A Dead Hot Chick, You're Only Human. 
From: professor [actualfactual]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:33
It is hard to feel sorry for the m and m throwing guy. That is just a goddamn stupid thing to do. You ever met a cop with a sense of humor? and as far as the corpse fucker... If you had to choose between fucking a dead senior citizen or a live young dog, which would you choose?
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:28
Hey, maybe she was hot! Need pics before we condemn the guy.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:29
Lord Pakul, I could not have said it better, You make me blush, I could not get redder! I salute you about what you said 'bout the 92 year old woman what was dead, Screwing her would not make her DEADer! I bow to you, ya heard me?
From: flippant [Phil]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:06
Probably the first polish dog she's gotten in decades. Seriously though...WTF? Not enough hot dead broads to fuck in his line of work?
From: bgolds
Date: 14-May-2008 21:08
Well, he's got one thing going in his favor- The woman probably never asked him to stop.
From: lexdysic [John Soames]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:12
Wonder what was going through the security guards mind when he saw that.... It wasn't like the guy was stealing body parts or anything. Pretty sure I'd just shake my head in disgust. "Hello, police? There is this guy in the morgue fucking a 92 year old dead woman, what should I do?" Guess there really is a need for security in morgues. Whoda thunk?
From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:22
It wasn't like the guy was stealing body parts or anything. Pretty sure I'd just shake my head in disgust. "Hello, police? There is this guy in the morgue fucking a 92 year old dead woman, what should I do?" Get a fucking video camera !!We'll start up a granny fucking website oldwrinkeledcooter.com ..when they take off their depends the fun begins !!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 15-May-2008 00:05
 The thing that gets me is that, while the dude isn't my cup of tea, he really isn't that bad-looking. The first time this story was on here (when it happened), I was fully expecting to see a gross, obese guy.
From: pressthebutton
[pressthebutton]
Date: 15-May-2008 03:35
Hmmm...yes DS, your assessment is totally correct. They shall have a field day in the slammer. After serving time his ass will undoubtedly be looking pretty much the same as the dead granny´s. Kinda makes you feel sorry for the young perv. But only a bit.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 15-May-2008 12:04
I see your point GD - but would you feel the same way if it was your wife's remains being violated (not wanting to hit a sore spot, but trying to make a point)? Imagine how this old broad's family feels about the situation. I'd have to suspect, though, that this is more common than anyone knows. As long as nobody catches the perv in the act, ONLY THEN it is a victimless crime.
From: fluffybunny [Says]
Date: 15-May-2008 15:07
92yo dead snatch. Like banging a moldy grilled cheese sandwich. Nummy!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-May-2008 16:24
T2, I would. Once her spirit is gone..., besides, she would have found it rather humorous (as in "one for the road"). I keep her ashes on a small altar in the house, with a gold leaf icon I painted for her. She gets her incense and candles and good mornings and good nights kisses daily, and that altar is my "quiet place". A bit of body fluffery would make no difference. We both thought that the priority was to be good to the living, and that much too much is made of the burials etc. -- Those we love live in our memories, and a post-mortem hanky-panky does not alter that. Besides at $35,000/year, I can think of better ways to spend $245,000 (not counting costs of prosecution, court, attorneys, etc.) than on a young man with unusual appetites.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 17:05
Did he get a gum job outta her too? I've never had an erotic thought of wanting to fuck a dead corpse, especially one thats damned near a century old. It's just a little too discusting.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 15-May-2008 17:17
GD, I agree that the body is nothing but a shell, the importance of living a good life, etc. But I'd still be pissed as hell if I found out about somebody desecrating the remains of a loved one this way. And I have to point out that despite your spiritual beliefs, you still revere your wife's remains with her alter. I guess I really have mixed feelings about the whole issue, to be honest. If it was my body getting a last romp in this manner I'd think it was hilarious! Yet, again, if it happened to one of my loved ones I'd be in a rage that would frighten the very gods themselves (I do have a horribly nasty temper when provoked). It seems we both have a bit of a dichotomy in our spiritual philosophies, eh?
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 15-May-2008 18:28
She gets her incense and candles and good mornings and good nights kisses daily, and that altar is my "quiet place". ++++ GD, I'm curious why if her spirit is gone, do you continue to do these things? I'm guessing it is more for yourself, than for her, but wanted to know your reason.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-May-2008 19:11
T2 -- I always love your questions -- I really like you, you are as direct as I am. And we share one great gift, that of curiosity about our cosmos  -------------------------------------- Cranky: Because I believe her spirit is here too. Her physical form is gone, but I can feel her presence. There were times when I was in trouble, and I have felt her touch. In happy moments, I hear her laughter. Is it that I feel and hear what I want to feel and hear? Quite possibly, Cranky. I am too much of a scientist to deny that possibility, but it does bring me joy and relief. So, I guess that my little rituals are certainly for my benefit, and quite possibly for hers as well. She is my one love, and that love is the only certainty I've ever experienced. It just might be that I like to celebrate it in my Paganish ways, and bring a smile to her face as well 
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 15-May-2008 19:15
I entrust my last wishes to a person and I hope they carry it out. I hope to be in the Aegean swimming with Maria Callas. But if I am not, then Casper the Friendly Ghost I will not be.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 15-May-2008 19:32
Is it that I feel and hear what I want to feel and hear? Quite possibly, Cranky. I am too much of a scientist to deny that possibility, but it does bring me joy and relief. +++++ Thank you GD. Maybe it is and maybe isn't just what you want to feel. A lot that is said, taught and theorized is more opinion than fact no matter who says it or how it is spun. So who could say if you were right or wrong, and why believe them anyway, when your own experience says she is with you. I'm glad for you that it brings you comfort and keeps you connected to her.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 15-May-2008 21:32
Holy Shittoly! Didn't he know women have a "use by" date? This one had long expired before she expired.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-May-2008 22:34
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul] Date: 14-May-2008 20:09 Rubbish. He titty-fucked her. **** Hear hear! But at that advanced age those flapjacks must've hung down past her knees. Add in the decomp and that would've been a careful fuck indeed, no wild abandon for him. Because it wouldn't have done him any good if during mid-coitus her teats peeled off before he sprayed his chowder. Then he'd be up shit creek without a paddle. How often do 92 year old grannies just appear out of thin air?
From: bluegrasslass [Elizabeth Molloy]
Date: 16-May-2008 03:38
Anyone see the Danish movie 'Nightwatch'? It was re-made with Ewan McGregor. A morgue nightwatchman is fired for this exact same thing - and then goes on to be a cop and murderer, targeting prostitutes, & scalping them. Remember this man's face, just in case ...
From: eyestone [ofthecircledtrees]
Date: 16-May-2008 06:34
To story # 2: doing *anything* to annoy a cop one does not know = a sure sign of low IQ. Cops, especially those who are frustrated when not getting their perp, will be happy to ruin your day if they get the chance. It'll just be a treat for the copper, to lift his spirit on a else-wise bleak day. Misery loves company, and all that. The necrophiliac actually made me wonder; how does this get to become a good idea? Or, *an idea* altogether? Was he sexually awakened at age 16 by a 80 y/o relative or something? "When you've had raisins, you'll never go for grapes"... WTF?! I Need to Know!!
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 16-May-2008 07:31
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-May-2008 19:11 T2 -- I always love your questions -- I really like you, you are as direct as I am. ***** The feeling is most definitely mutual, GD (I was horribly wrong in my original estimation of you, and for that I humbly apologize). I can also relate to your feeling your wife around you; I've lost two people to whom I was very close, my grandmother and a former boyfriend who would probably have been my husband if he had lived (despite my grandfather's recent passing I don't "feel" him, as we were unfortunately never that close). Interestingly, the BF seems to communicate to me via Ozzy Osbourne! Of course it may be all a coincidence, but I swear there have been several times over the years when something has been going on in my life and thoughts would cross my mind like, "What would he think/say/do in this situation?" or "He would think this is hilarious!" And lo and behold, Ozzy will come on the radio singing a strangely appropriate song for the situation. Or maybe I'm just deluding myself. I'll take it either way; it's a comfort to me.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 16-May-2008 13:30
What does 92 year-old pussy taste like? Depends. If a normal-looking guy like that couldn't get laid, perhaps he should have tried an online dating service: "SWM, 25 seeks WF, 80+. Prefer sedentary, "quiet" type. To finish up with another old joke, he should have claimed in court that he didn't know she was dead, and merely thought she was Jewish.
From: deddodge
[gaylord]
Date: 16-May-2008 13:32
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 14-May-2008 21:34 From: deddodge [gaylord] Date: 14-May-2008 19:23 The ham part. There was a windshield wiper moter involved too. Pain in the ass lugging the car battery in the house. -------------------- Got video? You know we want to see that shit...... Ill show you mine if you show me yours.
Updated: 16-May-2008 13:32
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