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Crazy Lady Axes Asian Adoptees
Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: annidez
"On Thursday, however, Sylvia Sieferman, 60, sat alone, a knife in front of her, bleeding heavily from her neck. Police said she was near the front steps of the family's new home in Roseville, about a half-mile from the one they apparently could no longer afford, yelling to police officers: "Kill me! Kill me!"
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From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:30

France 1st!


From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:30

"Until Thursday, police said, that was something they didn't know."

++++++++

Add it to the list.

From: hateful [Hate forever]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:34

You're right. France was first in the early 13th century to run from battle agaisnt the Muslims and leaving the rest of Europe to fight them alone. That wsa the first major attempt to get those ragheads out of Europe and you guys ran from battle like a bunch of little girls. At least people threw shit and eggs on those so called knights.

From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:35

Ah it appears a total victory for France on this forum today. Take that you shitbrain trolls.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:36

See, knifes and axes just don't do the job as effectively as a nice .44 with hydroshocks. I'd have shot her.

From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:41

I have said it before that America is the great nation for child abuse we see all the time. Now I see that you have not enough children to abuse it must be that you now import them from China to abuse them.

Ha, she was stressed over her financial pressure and her house. Probably she did not have health care also to get help for her psychological problem. Now Two Childs Left Behind!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:46

Crazy old kiker....why adopt kids from China anyway?
No white orphans to collect like glass figurines?

From: jeanrennais [Jean]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:48

From: hateful [Hate forever]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:34

You're right. France was first in the early 13th century to run from battle agaisnt the Muslims and leaving the rest of Europe to fight them alone.

-----

Hello hateful shitbrains. You Americans always bring up the old history for you think that it makes sense now. The problem is that your knowledge of history is the average below the rest of the world so you are confused. Your battle against the Muslims in our current time is going so good, ha. You showed France wrong in Iraq, we could not have done such a wonderful job. I wait to see what youre Israeli masters and your British pet dogs do in Iran!

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:48

I think it was obvious the lady was fucking crazy adopting kids at her age.


Who the fuck wants to raise kids when they are that old? Personally hubbie and I going to be retired. We are going to drive one of those huge gas guzzling, polluting travel trailors dragging the car behind it.

I'm also going to have my little fluff dog up on the passenger side seat with me with the ribbon in her hair and everything. She will have a doggie spa day once a week.

Then I am going to spend all my cash gambling in Las Vegas then demand my senior citizens discounts at Denny's.

Then I am going to piss and moan about how medicare and my retirement aren't paying me enough.


But I will be damned if I will be raising any more children.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:51

yelling to police officers: "Kill me! Kill me!"
============

They never shoot the ones that need it.

From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:58

She was hospitalized for fearing she will hurt the kids,
WTF, why didnt they take the kids from her, fucking stupid system,
blehblahblehblah

From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:01

She was hospitalized for fearing she will hurt the kids,
WTF, why didnt they take the kids away then, stupid system,
blahblehblahbleh

From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:03

"Kill me Kill me!"
fuck ya shoulda just killed her

From: whorebones [extremely sexually excited retarded man and sperm child sidekick]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:12




hi ppl, LOL!

From: sp00k
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:12

Sieferman had savagely attacked her two daughters and then stabbed herself, authorities say, two months after she was hospitalized because of her own fears that she might harm them.

====

Guess it didn't take?

From: milkysouth [Melanie Stoner]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:23

I can not imagine the horror that the children must have felt. This is beyond rotten. To see the one who is suppose to protect you charging at you with such malice and cruelty.
This is why I think Nebraska has a good idea. If she had the option that Nebraska gives parents then those two girls may not have been subjected to this crazy violence.
As for the 60 year old bag, too bad the cops weren't genies. She would have gotten her wish.

From: robotpope [Kiss my Titanium ass]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:27

Did she axe 'em nice?

From: sp00k
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:29

Nebraska. I'd prefer getting the ax.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:32

Chop Suey!!...like when the gold fish has been around too long, flush it.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:35

Hi spook, hera, goyle and the rest. Just a drive by today. Hope you all had a terrific, sane weekend.

How did this woman even qualify to adopt? Yank her priveleges and send her to the nuthouse with jean.

..is that your knowledge of history is the average below the rest of the world so you are confused.. Um..jean-spastic tongue, ya french freak..come back when you learn english, dumbshit. And don't even claim that you do. Idiot.

From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:44

she's a murderer a murdiddallie urderer

From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:52

Sandy, knock it off with the tricolor
already.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:55

She's Come Undone...Guess Who.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:59

Great tune.....now clap for the Wolfman!

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:07



When I first saw this picture, I thought these were conjoined twins.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:09

It has been established that the Jean-troll is not French at all. Why then does it persist in pretending to post broken English?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:11

This little "mishap" is gonna hurt her
future adoption eligibility status, I wager.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:16

LOL! :-D

Gotta laugh at Jeanrennais.

He/she has gotten the first post on every thread.

What an achievement.


From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:18

"Interviewed later by police, Hannah Sieferman
said her mother had made her an egg sandwich
for lunch, and the two sisters then talked in
Linnea Sieferman's room."

She made Hannah an egg sandwich. Eggy? Wanna
weigh in here now? Wherefore art thou, Eggy.

Allowest thou moi to prick thee slitularly
Thereupon canst thou ride upon moi
perpendickularly

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:39


"No more of yer whinin' now, brat!"

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:45

<Who the fuck wants to raise kids when they are that old?>

Mama, too funny. Don't forget the additional 10% off at Kohl's for senior citizens. Did she really think she could have handled the pressure of raising two kids under 10 when she is 60 and by herself? If she was successful in business, maybe she thought she could adopt the same practices. It is, if the business consists of people you can't fire. Her mom and dad prolly can't help because they are 80. Any siblings she has are more or less her age. Let's just say this was not a well thought out plan. Stupid. Very stupid plan.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:04

"...has gotten the first post on every thread.."

Gee whiz, Sandy..

I did the SAME thing yesterday.
I wanna attaboy too! :)



jean = troll

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:09

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:04

"...has gotten the first post on every thread.."

Gee whiz, Sandy..

I did the SAME thing yesterday.
I wanna attaboy too!

-------------------

What's sad, nograce, is you probably DO consider that an accomplishment.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:14

"...is you probably DO consider that an accomplishment..."

Sorry yer jealous ds :)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:20

Oh wow, nograce...you are joking, right?

It's not like I didn't have the opportunity to announce "first!" many times on here. I just feel it is fucking stupid and childish... much like you.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:22

Expect more of this. Especially from Cali, AZ, Nevada and (of course) FLA. McMansions bought with pay option arms or stated products. All coming due in the next 6 months or so. It should be a bloodbath of arson, murder-suicide, office shootings, and bank robbery. Its gonna be a heck of an election year!

Good times.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:23

I'm back. Did anybody fuckin miss me?

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:24

Hi Phoey, wondered why you were missing. :-)

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:25

When I read the title I thought the story was gonna be about a black lady axing a couple young Asians for directions.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:29

France sucks twice as bad today as it did yesterday.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:31

"...Oh wow, nograce...you are joking, right.."


Actually , no ds..
I'm not.


I can put an original thoughtful and jermaine comment
on each thread (never said first, either! :) )

on ALL those different subjects.
In a VERY short amt of time.
(meaning off the top of my head, improv)

On every and any ,,
objective level of measurement.

..That's Not fuckin bad. :)


Better than saying "i don't understand"
in various ways over
and over again like you do..


So yes, DS...
I think yer JEALOUS..



If yer not..
you should be, sweethart!


heh heh heh..

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:34

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:24

Hi Phoey, wondered why you were missing.
~~~~~~~~~
Tropical storm Fay kicked our asses here. I just got power back
yesterday. It was out for three looooooooong days. Dammmmit!

My yard is a flood zone. The president declared it a natural disaster sight.
Happy news too, apparently there is another storm named Gus that is aiming
for me too! Yay!

BTW, Andy, you have a message on youtube.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:34

Hi phoenix!

I missed ya. :)

From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:34

Number One Mama-san, we love you long time...

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:35

Hi, Norace.




Who else is here?

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:36

"Tropical storm Fay kicked our asses here. I just got power back
yesterday. It was out for three looooooooong days. Dammmmit!

My yard is a flood zone. The president declared it a natural disaster sight.
Happy news too, apparently there is another storm named Gus that is aiming
for me too! Yay!

BTW, Andy, you have a message on youtube."

Be prepared, get a generator for next time. ;-)

Will go and check my YouTube account now.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:37

And since no one said it yet, FFA!

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:38

"When I first saw this picture, I thought these were conjoined twins.-ds"

Wow, looks like I made the same mistake as ds. I thought how could one of them run to safety? Then took a closer look at the pic.

I might turn into a crazy lady with an axe if one more thing goes wrong for me today.

BTW- Like the pic munchkin :-D

From: sp00k
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:40

You can't just box em up and ship em back to china?

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:44

Andy, we have a generator. We ran cords and didn't hook it into the
electric box. So we just kept the fridge going, some fans, the fish tank
and a few other things and oh the tv. Other than that, we were SOL.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:45

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:31


I can put an original thoughtful and jermaine comment
on each thread

------------------

Wasn't "Jemaine" part of the "Jackson 5"?

Crap...I hate to be a spelling nazi, as we all make our typos...but I think you meant "germane".

Fuck, you are an idiot which you establish more and more with each day.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:46

Hey, phoe...how are you?

From: sp00k
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:48



I think he meant 'German'

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:49

"You can't just box em up and ship em back to china?"

Even if she kept the receipt? Maybe she could call the company and work out some kind of refund. She shouldn't have bought the damn kids anyway.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:49

Better now, DS. How are you? Better I hope. Write me an email with your update
If you feel like it.

ABC Easy as 123

I heard the Jackson Five are going to get back together.
Is it true or just another rumor?

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:55

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:49

"You can't just box em up and ship em back to china?"

Even if she kept the receipt? Maybe she could call the company and work out some kind of refund. She shouldn't have bought the damn kids anyway.
-------------

Try returning them to Walmart, since everything there is from China.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:57

I for one hope its a rumour.
They fucking suck.
(I DO like 'Rock with You' tho in full disclosure!)

Yes...that's the solo pederast.

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:00

She voided the warranty by getting stabby, but she should be able to get a partial store credit.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:03

phoe, I am better...I'll email you later tonight. Thanks for asking.
At least I don't look like the walking dead anymore.
I should've solicited catwoman for advice on make-up tips, haha.

I think I heard some shit about the Jackson 5 reuniting, but I have no idea if it's a done deal.

I did go to a fun party during my college days where everyone had to dress all 70's and the only music played was Jackson 5. I have some cool vintage clothing older than me I wore to it.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:03

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:23

I'm back. Did anybody fuckin miss me?
==================

Fay missed phoe.

Fay, phoe, fo, fum;
I smell the blood of a woman!

Hi phoepea!

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:07

"Fay missed phoe. "

Hi, Andro.
If that was a miss then I'd hate to see it if we actually get
hit.
Oh yeah, Gus may show me a thing or two.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:08

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:00

She voided the warranty by getting stabby, but she should be able to get a partial store credit.
-------------

Yes...she may have to pay for that damn repackaging fee...

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:08

Oh, and hi ds, any and all others, professor and Mary Ann...

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:08

Phoe, At least you will get some Federal compensation now. It still sucks though.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:09

"...Crap...I hate to be a spelling nazi, as we all make our typos...but I think you meant "germane".

Fuck, you are .."


LOL ..

Hey, good work DS!
Wow.. ya got me!

heh heh heh


I notice when folks don't have much ta say
or are really pissed at Norace talking trash to em..
Since they can't come up with a "clever" comeback
they can always "pounce" on sumpin like a spelling error
or punctuation..


(So ds.. why does norace type so "CRazy" ? :) )

So, ..you did, yer GOT ME GOOD! .. DS.

LOL :)

yer much smarter.


but you are such a bitch! :)

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:14

Patsy, I won't get a dime. All that happened is we lost power.
Our yard is flooded, but not the house. I wish some one
would send me a check for all the gas we put in that damn
generator this weekend, lots of monies let me tell ya.
I was kidding about the president thing, but he did say Florida
is a disaster zone or what ever official thing it is they say.
So, I reckon that will help the people that had trees fall on
there houses and cars and such.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:15

Norace, shhhh, adults are talking. ;-)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:16

nograce, you took long enough to respond.

Were you sitting there stewing, your mind blank, fists clenched, take a time-out?

Or did you have to take your wife to another fucking bible class?

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:18

Hey, nograce, BTW...

If you adopt another kid, I suggest that you name him "Germane" and that I am
elected as his Godmother.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:26

",,,you took long enough to respond.

Were you sitting there .."


LOL ..

No ds. Norace ALWAYS has something to SAY!

BELIEVE ME! ;)



ps.. My name remains NORACE.

I jjust Tyype reallllllll
slooooooow.

:)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:28

"..If you adopt another kid, I suggest that you name him "Germane" and that I am
elected as his Godmother. .."


That was MUCH better...

:)

A B C...

.. it's simple as Do re me...

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:28

Wellington was a little man. So little in fact, he hardly ever bothered
to sit down, as sitting down offered little difference to little wellington.

One day, while reading the chatter column of the local paper The News, he
recognized an old friend from decades past. This friend, he remembered
clearly, had saved his life once.

Looking away in decision, Wellington smiled. He found himself reminiscing
on the torrid depression he'd endured. The years of pain and undeniable
agony. If it weren't for this man, this friend, Wellington would have never
known the miseries he was so intimately familiar with.

"It's time to turn little ol' Wellington into big ol' Dickington!" screamed
wellington as he fapped himself violently.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:31

Fucknut.

I have to go and prepare dinner.

You need be dropped on your head (again).

It might correct things, but most likely not.

Don't expect a response...I am out for awhile.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:33

"...Wellington was a little man. .."


Hey ds..


I need to steal one of yer
posts..

thanks, in advance..

(DS post ..#2144)
Hey tss you fuck.
What are you babbling about
now?




heh heh heh :0

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:37

Wellington is actually a code-phrase, norace.

I'm not actually tss.
I'm Ronald, a secret AIC agent.

It's like the CIA, but opposite.
(Everything works.)

I'm on to you, fucknut.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:38

** I'm on to you, fucknut.

Wait a second. That sounded gay as fuck.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:39

I'm more interested in this Dickington character.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:40

LMAO!

I'm laughing with you, not at you. I swear.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:45

You might be on to something phoe.

Dickington is one of those characters with some true cult ability.

I can already see Dickington post #13: 'The Mad Fapper' with the
catch-phrase "If you want a job done right, ya gotta do it yourself."

Not much drive to do it though. I'm getting so old I tend to only
do things if they might result in my being laid, fed, or scratched.

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:47

who fuckin farted jean u frogg mother fucker

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:47

Pundit, 3 !'s gets you filtered.
I was gonna call you dumbass, but then I realized that your fragil from
being picked on as a child.
You'll show them!

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:50

Yeah, grammar nazis, that last post was all kinds of fucked up.
Fix it your damn selves.

From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:51

What a drag it is getting old.

"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day.

Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old.

"Men just aren't the same today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy. You can tranquilise your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimise your plight.

Doctor,plese, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old.

Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running to the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way through your busy dying day.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:51

"...I'm on .."


Four bags of candy corn, 3 Super Big Gulps,
5 hostess ding dongs(yer favorite),
18 batman fruit roll ups,6 small butterfinger bars..

and yer well into
yer second box of those
old Easter peeps...

Right toady? :)


LOL

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:53

Writ Large, indeed.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:54

Cracker! :-)

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:57

Hey, Cracker. Did you lose power from Fay at all?

Gotta run, guys...
bbl

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:59

cracker AND andy! :)


From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:59

this is gay

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:01

Ask a question and run? are you going to wait for an answer?

It was out for less than an hour before Fay even came close.
But what do you expect, The generator started on the first try
when I was checking it out.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:02

Back on yer meds.TSS, that was all andy!

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:04

Are you inviting me to animate this TSS?


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:04

andy didn't you already post all those pics. before?

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:05

same shit, different day.

or should i say, some shit over and over, different day?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:06

Animate this andy.



Little bambis dropping out would be cool. ;-)

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:07



animate this warsong pic.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:07

Hey Phoe, good to see you didn't drown. I see you got a real storm headed your way now though, batten down the cottontops.


Hey DS, good to see you back to form.



Big hey to the rest of rotten, except the fuckbags I have blocked.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:09

I'm back and forth, Cracker.
I really was interested to know. Glad that is all you had to deal with.
I got the sandy end of the stick, no doubt.


Stfu, did you weather to storm okay?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:09

Good, maybe that will keep him busy for a while.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:10

"...I have blocked..."


(sniff)

:)

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:10



vegetable sex?

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:12

just fine, phoe, we didnt lose power for more than a second.

got a little rain, tho.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:17

That has to hurt having someone yanking on a tit like that

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:26

Now she will learn to pay her bus fare

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:29

I hope she doesn't do jumping jacks, she'll knock herself right the hell out.

From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:32


From: wanking [Myself Silly]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:33


From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:00

WTF? I come in, say hello and everyone except some weirdo leaves? I know I need a shower, but really.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:02

that weirdo is shithand.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:09

Yeah, I figured as much on that one.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:10



"I do not approve of these messages!"

From: burritoxl [Vigi]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:10

"This bitch brought from Chine To fuck us over wtf man?"
the two little sisters.
Oh, and the people that shouts "first!" or "first bitches" should get AIDS and die painfully :)

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:14

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:02

that weirdo is shithand.

-------------------

Speak for yourself asshole.


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:16

DNC=Dance of the froot loops


(Just to prove how moderate I am, I'll knock right-wingers next week)

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:18

Andro, how long did it take you to create this?


From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:24

OK, since it's mostly shithead and his sock puppets, I'm going to take my smelly self to the shower and then to bed.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:28

Don't perish from invasive organic cancer Goyle....that would make us all weep you ass-licking turd.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:34

I create not; I heist often.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:43

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:28

Don't perish from invasive organic cancer Goyle....that would make us all weep you ass-licking turd.
-----------

Wow, that was even mean by rotten standards, DD.

Of course, you are entitled to what you want to say on this forum.

Nonetheless, DS does NOT approve.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:58

He shoulda picked Barney Frank as his running mate, is all. If you're gonna lose, lose big.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:16

"..If you're gonna lose, lose big..."


You mean....


















Like you in November?

1000 bucks?
:)

Go Obama!

Go Biden! .. ATTACK! LOL :)

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:24



Just think if that'd been Jesus Christ, he coulda had a little fun with those nail holes for once.

Wonder if it'd make a fapping noise though?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:40


"Did I really see THAT!?"

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:02

munchkin, if your function in life is to drive everyone with any speck of intelligence from the FFA, you are doing an excellent job.

Congrats, champ-O. You and nograce can die in each other others' arms and rot happily ever after together. I can't wait to piss on your corpses.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:03

DD, you gigantic lump of grease. I already had cancer and beat it. It was non hodgkins lymphoma, type B. Which from what I have read is hard to live through. Chemo and radiation were a treat too, think you're tough enough to do it? I know that your words can't hurt me.

Writ large, shite eater.

Go back to masterbating on your rabbit and leave the forum for the adults

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:04

DS, I'd pay to see you piss on their corpses, I might even join you in the pissing

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:04



http://stores.ebay.com/Dreamweavers-Factory

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:17

From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:04

DS, I'd pay to see you piss on their corpses, I might even join you in the pissing

----------------

Maybe catwoman can let us practice on her corpses?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:24

"..DS, I'd pay to see you piss.."



I suppose you would have to goyle..

After all , we're just blue boxes to ya, right?







Ps.. fuck you too, grumpo
and you too ds.
..old news, blah, blah

...what the fuck ever huh?


no smiley

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:25

"Go back to masterbating on your rabbit and leave the forum for the adults"

Hell, DD wouldn't do that. :-0

But they do go jogging together.


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:26

Yeah, this is the DS and Gargoyle ffa.

You other assholes want to go to the other ffa.


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:28

sorry norace, you've stumbled into the ffs. (free for some)

the ffa is on another thread.


From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:37

"... studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:34 .."

Wow!

Dude, I'm impressed!

Yer best post yet!

Keep it up!

:)

I'm ...still....






here..

:)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:39

Next time..

Try 4 ,or maybe even 6...

blue boxes..

To make it, ..DEEP and ..

mysterious!

:)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:40

Nice going..

mind reader!


heh heh heh


:)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:40

studdy, WTF happened to you?

You used to be somewhat amusing.

Now you you've turned into a petulant whiner.

I don't use the "blue-box" stuff yet, BTW, but I am tempted to.

If you want to frolic around with ralphie, nograce, munchkin, and the ilk, go for it - nobody is stopping you.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:45

I was never somewhat amusing. You lie.


From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:46

It's pretty deep ,,
in here now...

I gotta bail...


Bye! :)

From: muncnkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:52


I am stuck

showing off

my marvelous

rabbits! :-D

From: muncnkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:53




I wuve wabbits! :)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:53

Oh, nograce bailed?

What a fucking bummer.

This thread has went off topic.

I was hoping he would stick around to put things back on the "jermaine" track.

From: muncnkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:54


I will wank thinking of
wabbits and DD :)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:55

it's just you and the troll's troll. have a nice evening.


From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:55

Hey, RF. Any new blood and gore stories to share with us?

From: muncnkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:56

I will make this one give me a BJ. :-D


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:57

no not at the moment at least no recent stories

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:59

"..no not at the moment at least no recent stories .."















Did they fix the soda machine yet?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:09

"..Did they fix the soda machine yet? .."


Oops! I fergot , it's the
EMERGENCY room..


"Is the soda machine back on line?"


;)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:11

I'm sorry ,,

again.. I can't stop laughing :)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:18

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:11

I'm sorry ,,

again.. I can't stop laughing
----------

tHat's beCuZ ,,

I'm SorRy ,,

yeR ThE RoTteN VilLAgE IdIOt ,,, LoL :-) :-) :-)

From: nickelsanddimes [CommonCents]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:22

well if she didnt like how china handled the olympics this year she couldve just wrote them a letter oh maybe a nasty letter seems a little extreme

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:24

"...tHat's beCuZ ,,.."

LOL , thanks ds!

I almost thought , ..
I posted that!

LOL :)

Hey, how bout a song before I go..


"Green eyed Lady,

..windswept la-dy.."
;)

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:32

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:18

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:11

I'm sorry ,,

again.. I can't stop laughing
----------

tHat's beCuZ ,,

I'm SorRy ,,

yeR ThE RoTteN VilLAgE IdIOt ,,, LoL
========================

I see fucknut is here

I was wondering what that horrid stench was


once again TSS you the man!

the eraser works like a charm

From: nickelsanddimes [CommonCents]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:32

then again lip syncing really annoys me i had to kill milly and vanilly and would do it again =)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:39

"..the eraser works like a charm.."


You bet, bozo!

Now I can make fun of you with extra Impunity!

:)
What an idiot!
LOL..


Hey,..hey..

yer fly's unzipped
dumbass! :0


heh heh heh..

Ps...Is the "High glucose inducing
beverage"
dispensing machine
off life support now?
:)

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:45

Rant on
I swear to fucking Christ, I am so damn tired of having to repeat myself.
One damn person in fucking particular asks me the same damn question
a hundred fucking times in different fucking ways and what(?) expects a
different answer than I gave the last 99 motherfucking times. I am so
fucking pissed off right now, does this dip shit actually expect me to keep
playing along and not get pissed off. CHRIST! One guestion wouldn't bother
me, but mulitply stupid fuckin question repeated daily is about to make me
fucking postal. So, I say "look didn't I just answer that question earlier?"
Answer, "I just thought I'd make sure." WTF? Am I so wishy washy that my
fucking mind is going to change in a matter of hours or are you just out
of your fucking mind? I am going with you are out of your fucking mind!
FUCK me running! Why do I even answer the phone?
AND who the hell call someone at 1 fucking 30 am.
/Rant off

Not really but, fuck, how many times can I say fuck? fuck! Some people
really do need a swift kick in the ass to get their brain working properly.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:47

hey phoe having a bad day?

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:49

"..hey phoe having a bad day?.."


I don't know about her ,
but you sure are!


LOL :0

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:50

Hey, RF.
Yes, and fuck a bunch of grammar. I can't spell or give a fuck right about now.
I think friendship is a burden. What are your thoughts?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:01

What are your thoughts?
====================

about friendship?

one can never have too many friends phoe

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:02

alright i got some weird shit happenin here

every 2-3 minutes I get a pop up screen that looks like IE explorer just activated the top bar says "powered by zedo" is any one else having this problem?

From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:06

When that happens I run (system restore).

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:06

No, no problem here, Rf. Hope you didn't pick up a trojan somewhere.

I just don't know, maybe if my friends weren't pot heads and totally
fucking retarded...

Grimmy, we are talking real life friends not internet friends, friend.

From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:08

OH, they suck! You can't click to get rid of them.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:08

RF, Google "powered by zedo", seems to be some sort of spyware?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:12

yea i am thinking a trojan or spyware also

right now am scanning the files

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:12

He better do a restore. You can't ever get rid of that shit.
Rf, hope you set a recent restore point.

Good luck!

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:14

No viruses, spyware or trojans for me. :-)

From: grimmythegoth [I'dliketobeyourfriend]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:18

How to remove. For my friend RF :)

http://www.pchell.com/support/poweredbyzedo.shtml

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:20

thanks grimmy I will try that if my antivirus program doesnt work

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 00:25

It's a bouncing baby hurricane. It's official Gus is a Cat 1.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 00:26

RF, hope you get your machine fixed.



Nite, ya'll

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 01:21

Gimme a bullet to bite on
Something to chew...

Gimme a bullet to bite on
And I'll make believe

I'll make believe it's you!

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 02:26









Is it the fact that I haven't been Laid in two weeks, or do You guys see the same thing?

From: ankharan [Ankharan]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 02:34

"
Hello hateful shitbrains. You Americans always bring up the old history for you think that it makes sense now"

Wow... I guess someone never heard about learning from history doomed to repeat it.

France has been nothing but worthless trouble makers since the Franks and their retarded gay king Phillip allowed the English king Richard to bugger him and walk all over them.

Less than worthless.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 03:33

Jean is not French. Pontius demonstrated that quite clearly awhile ago.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:10

Gerbil is not a stud. He demonstrates that quite clearly every day.

And thanky RF.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:11

If you guys really want the secret revealed...















I'm not positive, but methinks jean is countjulian.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:15

who pissed phoe off aboot what ?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:16

jean brushes his teeth with COCK!


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:20



We want to be nothing if not persistent.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:28

OK, if godzilla's adapting my quirks regarding retarded figures of speech, I'll have to assume I'm having a corrupting influence here. Moratorium is hereby declared on Canadian adverbs.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:29


I am Tardlar, ruler of the Rotten underworld!

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:31

Looks like Sandy had another "episode" last night.

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:33

We say 'eh' alot to up here to loma. You'd piss yourself if you ever heard
a real Newfie.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:33

his animations are getting better

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:41

Oh, you're Canadian godzilla? That explains it then! I was afraid I was having a rotten influence on you with my idiotic mannerisms.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:42

I actually have a buddy who looks like Tardlar.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:43

Well, except for the face, my buddy looks worse.

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:47

Any of you guys seen that one black dude featured in the
hun's yellow pages with a huge, skinny cock that shoots
liter-sized loads?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:49

no, but I'll ask the wife.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:50

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:31

Looks like Sandy had another "episode" last night.

--------------------------

Yep, another late night episode of "photoshop with Sandy". :-D


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:53

Seriously, guys -- I'm worried about DS.

She doesn't return my emails,
she doesn't return my phone calls
She doesn't respond to my text messages
She ignores me when I camp outside her apartment

And now, a restraining order.

What's up wit dat?

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:56

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:53

Seriously, guys -- I'm worried about DS.

She doesn't return my emails,

----------------------

Same with me, she don't reply to any mails. :-(

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:59

Or any males.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

Sparta kitteh and Vanilla Iceblock singz.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:00

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:47

Any of you guys seen that one black dude featured in the
hun's yellow pages with a huge, skinny cock that shoots
liter-sized loads?
======================

If I do see it, I'll be sure to claw my eyes out.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:04

Andro, I hope you're keeping some copies of my .gifs?


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:09

Only if I'm trying for self-induced nausea!

Start your own thread in the shabby place if you like;
strive for not being callously redundant. Here I have
a pic from an attractive YOUNG lady whose water broke.


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:14

No it is not satan's cat, it's got 4 ears

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:16

Now that's funny shit. A bird just hit my big ass winda at 100mph.
Its sitting there shaking its head and doing a drunkin stagger.
Hope its names isn't Martha.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:17

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 03:33

Jean is not French. Pontius demonstrated that quite clearly awhile ago.


From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 04:10

Gerbil is not a stud. He demonstrates that quite clearly every day.

----------------------

TSS made a funny. Actually, it did make make laugh.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:24

DS is not a slut. she demonstrates that quite clearly every day.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:25

Ralph's real name is fred.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZgIpvxuOVQ&feature=bz301

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:27

Then what's Fred's real name?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:29

androloma?...

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:30

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:24

DS is not a slut. she demonstrates that quite clearly every day.
------------
munchkin is not a male-whore. He demonstrated that for 8 years.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:32

munchkin is not a male-whore. He demonstrated that for 8 years.

----------------------------

But you've only known me for 2 1/2 years?

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:34

Off to work soon.

Laters. :-)

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:39

Dude, munchkin...haven't you said you haven't had a GF in 8 years?
And others have brought it up again and again, how you haven't sex in forever?
And you've never denied it?
Yet confessed to being bi in the process?

Are you saying you had relations with a ladyboy at some point since then??

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 05:48

Good morning, DS.

You smell good today.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:14

I was anally violated in a minor way at the doctor's yesterday morning.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:17

I haven't had a girlfriend in 18 years.
The wife doesn't like them.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:24

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:14

I was anally violated in a minor way at the doctor's yesterday morning.
------------

How hard did you cum?

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:24

I've always had girlfriends and my man doesn't seem to mind. :)

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:25

I was anally violated in a minor way at the doctor's yesterday morning.
------------

How hard did you cum?

-----

LOL

That was a good one.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:28

are we talking load, volume or consistency, or duration?

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:29

You smell good today.

-----

I had a teacher that didn't have a sense of smell.

It makes you wonder how differently things taste.
He talked a little different as well.


Sometimes, I wish I didn't have a sense of smell.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:29

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:43

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:28

Don't perish from invasive organic cancer Goyle....that would make us all weep you ass-licking turd.
-----------

Wow, that was even mean by rotten standards, DD.

Of course, you are entitled to what you want to say on this forum.

Nonetheless, DS does NOT approve.

----------------------------------------------------

Fuck off DS....how dare you interpret or moralise upon the content of my posts you dumb cunt?

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:34

Hi, sen

studdy, I don't know about you at times, but hi.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:35

And inform Goyle; I think he's a stupid worthless cocksucker..but I wouldn't wish cancer on ANY man. That ain't no shit either.

Kick it bro.
(then go fuck yourself)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:35

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:24

I've always had girlfriends and my man doesn't seem to mind.

++++++++++++++++++++++++
Men are funny that way..But get near another cock see how fast your shit is sitting in the driveway waiting for the moving trucks

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:43

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:29

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:43

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:28

Don't perish from invasive organic cancer Goyle....that would make us all weep you ass-licking turd.
-----------

Wow, that was even mean by rotten standards, DD.

Of course, you are entitled to what you want to say on this forum.

Nonetheless, DS does NOT approve.

----------------------------------------------------

Fuck off DS....how dare you interpret or moralise upon the content of my posts you dumb cunt?

++++++++++++++++

Dearest DD,

Did I not in fact in say one can say what they want on here?

I simply didn't agree with your sentiment.

So I expressed my opinion as result.

Another thought...you made yourself look even more like an ass.

Love,

DS

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:44

Men are funny that way..But get near another cock see how fast your shit is sitting in the driveway waiting for the moving trucks

----

I guess it all depends, on a number of things.
Trust is one them.

We both have an open mind about everything.

I myself don't mind if he has girl friends
as I have guy friends.

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:49

Howdy ds.

Any more face busting? :)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:55

Sensuous are you married or living together or just bf/gf?
And are you talking about gf/bf you sleep with? My fiance is cool with the idea of bringing another girl to the mix..which is pretty typical.

Ahhh we had some good times back in the day!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:57

So how bout I have the worst posion ivy I've had since I was a kid..I think I even have it in my ear!!

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:06

sen, no.

I see the doctor in an hour an half to confirm the results. He'll say they were "inconclusive", yet get meds subscribed nonetheless that I don't want to take.

Hey, stephy!

Are you still with your man? Happy? How's your daughter?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:12

Hi DS..I am still Happy with my man..he needs tweeked every now and then..And my daughter starts the 6th grade on tuesday..snif snif..Life is good!!
School shopping last week..Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hot Topic, Charlotte Ruse..Shit I remember when I could get away with Target and Kohls for school shoping..Guess those days are gone!!

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:21

stephy...I am glad life is good.

I only have nieces, but one started 1st grade, and the other nursery school next week.

It is both rewarding...yet sad in some way...for those little shits to grow up so fast.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:25

Hey Steph, DS, Sen,


DS, If your bloodwork checked out okay, have you checked your heart? Just a shot in the dark...

Steph, A&B for the kid? Start embezzling.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:25

OK, before I bore the fuck outta everyone...I am taking off.

Have a good day, some of you.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:31

Yeah right..dont I know it!
I have a 3 month old neice and a 4yr old nephew I still get to do baby things with so when I get to missing her when she was small. I just go over to my sister or brothers and hang out with the little people till I cant stand it anymore.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:45

Steph, did someone hit you upside the head with a ductile iron pipe?
Wanting to be around little kids? Mad Cow perhaps? (wink)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:48

Hi Patsy..where did all the boys go..christ were not talking about menstrual cycles today..How did we/I scare them off??

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:49

Today is the day all the men report to their probation officer. Hence just us chicks holding down the fort till the menz gets back.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:53

I killed it.

Again :-(

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:54

Ladies hour at Daily Rotten:

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:02

but I wouldn't wish cancer on ANY man. That ain't no shit either.

++++++++++++++++++++++
If you were to die of a disease..which would would you chose??

1.) theres always cancer..but that seems to be long lasting cruel/hard on the body painful way to go.
2.) Brain hemorrage; quick and you probably never know what hit you..
3.) Cirriocus; Pretty quick, painless just a run down feeling
4.) Heart attack;
5.) Aids;
Im running out of diseases...

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:15

Sensuous are you married or living together or just bf/gf?
--- happily married.

And are you talking about gf/bf you sleep with?
---- no, I was just talking friends in general.
But, if either one of us wanted to fuck another person, so be it.
We're human, and you only live once.
I'm not saying take it to the extreme.
I have very high morals. I don't sleep around, never have.

He is his own person, I am my own. I would want us both to be happy.
I don't want to be laying on my death bed wishing I would have done this or that.



My fiance is cool with the idea of bringing another girl to the mix..which is pretty typical.

---- yeah, that's a guy for ya. :)

From: briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:18

Deep in the heart of Washington, the loyalty generators have been turned on.

A set of antennas that radiate warmth to the masses.

Tin foil hats are not strong enough, because the waves leak in through your face.

Over a period of a half-hour treatment, you will not just feel loyalty to George Bush and his father, you will feel love. Then, you will love everything about the United States. Its wholesomeness. Its purity. Its unswerving mission.

Join the Team, ride the wave.




ps. don't look for our antennas, they're everywhere. Maybe there's even one inside your head.

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:25

Well I do know I wouldn't want to die in my sleep.

Call me crazy, but I would want to see what it was like to die.
I
n a painless way of course.

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:26

Oops don't know what happened to my last post.

Oh-well.

From: sensuous
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:37

I get back and now it's dead, once again.

Fuckers!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:54

No Shit..it really is dead!!

From: sp00k
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:07


From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:07

The last pic looks like the crystal skull from the Indiana Jones.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:09

I see I've dropped by just in time for the Daily Rotten Tardettes Estrogen
Hour.

How ya' been ladies?

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:12

And now that I'm here it's even more dead!

Woooooooo! I was in a bind yesterday, but I stayed up & got everything organized! I'm dizzy, tired & spent but at least everything is back in order!

I need to go to Second Cup now & get 10lbs of coffee before I collapse. You people don't have a Second Cup in the US eh? To bad because it's really good! Fuck Starbucks & Tim Hortons!

& look at this, I actually agree with gayzilla about something. Everybody pisses themselves when they hear a newfie talk, well, I actually find them really annoying as opposed to funny. Newfoundland=Canadian trash.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:13

Pictures of TSS with his buddies.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26398461/

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:22

You know its bound to happen..one of those crazy..up for 6 days straight on meth..hillbilly, back woods rednecks, gonna take him out.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:29

MORNING?? What the hell..where have you been?? Its noon already!!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:34

East coast/west coast misperception.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:36

Now, if either of you had the sense to live mid-land, you'd soon realize that the sun rises and sets only over paradise. Being centrally located within the nation, that is.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:36

oops my bad..I thought you guys were always on in the morning??

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:37

Like Opie and Andy?

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:41

The middle yokel with the meth cheeks and the dumbo ears IS TSS, Doughnutman.

The fancy boy with the bad dye job is his secret lover. His hands are always
on TSS's big ears driving him like a Peterbilt.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:41

Andyloma caught condyloma. :-(


What Condy caught isn't fit to print in a family-oriented public forum.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:42

"The middle yokel with the meth cheeks and the dumbo ears IS TSS, Doughnutman.

The fancy boy with the bad dye job is his secret lover. His hands are always
on TSS's big ears driving him like a Peterbilt."


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:45

Where all that happened is aboot 20 minutes drive from where I live.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:46

And now...



It's time...



For more...



Animated bunnies! :-D


From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:47

"Where all that happened is aboot 20 minutes drive from where I live."

Do you by any chance know them?

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:48

As everyone knows the sun rises somewhere behind the UK which is rather unfortunate for them being in such close proximity has undoubtedly scorched their brains. The sun sets behind Japan, which is why everyone over there is always squinting. Sheesh, I thought this was common knowledge.

From: muncnkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:48

Because I am just that retarded!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:50

No, but some old shady acquaintances of mine have graced the pages of dailyrotten.

I just found an incredible gif, fresh off the presses. Who wants to see it?

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:51

Boing!



Boing!



Boing!



Boing! :-D


From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:51

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 09:48

As everyone knows the sun rises somewhere behind the UK which is rather unfortunate for them being in such close proximity has undoubtedly scorched their brains. The sun sets behind Japan, which is why everyone over there is always squinting. Sheesh, I thought this was common knowledge.
====================
Agreed. That's why everywhere in between is paradise! :-)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:12

Good morning hera, andro, munch, stephy, cat, spook and the rest of ya bubbleheads.

Will someone please enlighten me about the boner pics? Why does rotten have peep's eyes blocked out? Does rotten think the eyes might identify the posers, like the rest of the pics wouldn't reveal who they are?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:25

Great, I came to this thread to find that I'm a meth-cheeked dumbo-eared honkey.

Then wouldn't you know it vic comes along...

Now I'm a bubbleheaded, meth-cheeked, dumbo-eared honkey.

Fuck me.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:27

I realized something today: Life is full of epiphanies.

That's so funny I just squirted.

From where you'll never know.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:30

Wow, this place is hopping.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:41

Just doing fly by's TSS. Saw the article and I couldn't resist.

From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:45

The rotten natives are restless. We need more opium for the masses.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:48

Actually, TSS, I did not address you specifically. So how the F are you? Try those mushrooms yet? Or are you still deliberating? Labor day weekend might just be the cache time to do it! Good rain showers at this time of year make the mycelium threads blossom into those shrooms.

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:01

I'm just passing by to fart in your general direction.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:08

So after the EKG, which was a whole lot of fuss for damned little work, he said the magic words, "Drop yer shorts and bend over."

Then he got out some K-Y and lubed up his latex glove and poked his index finger into my rectum and wiggled it around looking for my prostate gland, and I said, "Is that all you got, Big Boy?" So he shoved the whole fist in good and deep up to the elbow and twisted it around. I could feel his wedding band scraping my lower intestine.

Best sex I ever had.

From: munchkin [munchkin]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:15

"Then he got out some K-Y and lubed up his latex glove and poked his index finger into my rectum and wiggled it around looking for my prostate gland, and I said, "Is that all you got, Big Boy?" So he shoved the whole fist in good and deep up to the elbow and twisted it around. I could feel his wedding band scraping my lower intestine.

Best sex I ever had."

!! :-0 :-0 :-0

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:19

Gay talk, and look who shows up within a minute. The wannabe-fag. Ha ha.

(Yeah, yeah, "ladyboy")

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:22

beats hell outta creepy dancing rabbits.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:34

Happy rotten birthday, studdy; its tomorrow. Goin' to celebrate? Maybe with your Dr friend, LOL?

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:35

http://www.livescience.com/health/080826-insanity-evolved.html


More good news for us. We are natural and evolutions finest!!
Tom Cruise was right. Stop, stopping the madness. Our species needs it!

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:40

http://www.livescience.com/health/618716.html

Proof that incense is bad for you. Sorry about that you fucking, wanna be hippie, pot heads.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:54

Thank you D-man, for the 'insane' insight article. Now all the rotteneers feel validated!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:56

"..how dare you interpret or moralise upon the content of my post.."


Don't worry...

Norace will always be
here to help out!

:)

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:12

Nograce, you bloody tard who speaks of himself in the third form, I was wondering if you're incontinent yet.

The reason why I wonder is that the shit dribbles out of your face.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:13

Hi norace; are you manning the ER for labor day weekend? Or are you going on a getaway? We will be at the cottage; I have pics that Randall took of Shady and they are fuzzy so I will get some better ones and post for all to see. Fried chicken, potato salad, burritos and apple pie on the weekend menu. Yum!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:20

"...why I wonder.."

;)
(Sung to the tune of Smokey the Bear)


Pouncy the Clown...

Pouncy the clown..

Prowlin and a growlin and a sniffin the brown..

He can make ya tired ,
by postin sumpin lame...

That's why they call him pouncy ,
that is how he got his name!

(Sing with me...

Oh.. Pouncy the clown ,,
LOL



hey pouncy the rotten clown!
heh heh heh :)

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:24

Hey Vic..

"..Hi norace; are you manning the ER for labor day weekend?.."

Naah, Vic. Yer got me mixed up with Mucous (RF)
He is a Respiratory tech that's an ER junkie! LOL
:)

Norace is an RN (Ortho -Med Surg) on a busy
surgical wing.

But I am working this Labor day.
Bones, mostly. :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:26

Hmm..sorry norace. Well, perhaps you will have a break later. Do your kids return to school or are they all done and on to college?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:38

hark! i smell mooseknuckle

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:39

"..Do your kids return to school or are they all done and on to college? ..'

Thanks for asking, Vic.

The oldest daughter is 30 and married and lives
in Japan with her husband.

My middle daughter(28) has
our beautiful granddaughter , Lilly,(age 5)
and has plans to marry a nice young man in March.

My youngest daughter (25) is
in college and works as a
head start teacher, and has a very nice young man
as a boyfriend.

Christopher , my B L A C K son,,,
Is 16 and a Junior this year at Sinagua High.

Things are pretty good in the Norace family, thanks!

:)

From: technodestructo [technodestructo]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:40

I love how in that picture it's almost like she's holding a knife in each hand.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 12:50

Sounds like a nice brood, norace. I find it curious that you always make the distinction that your son is black, when referring to him in you posts. What is your point for that?

Its kind of like me making reference to my 'black neighbors', each time I mention them.

From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:14

oh yeah, if she had a Browning M2 Mr.pedopants wouldn't even got closeenough to her kid to feel her up
just sayin...

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:17

To be ethnically colorblind means you don't notice what you know you see because things which are of no concern never really happen. It means not to stress over what another human does or is, but rather to mind one's own fucking business, and to be grateful for what few good things make living your life meaningful.
To be ethnically colorblind means you don't care, because we don't need to care if it leads us to judge. We need to be happy, and enmity bringeth no bliss. I guess.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:27

You guys should really read more science. Today I learned that as we get older our eyelids get fat, causing them to droop.

I also learned that "'Ayurvedic'((Some crazy Indian natural medice)dot Indian not Woo-Woo Indian)) Medicines May Contain Lead, Mercury or Arsenic". Good news for all you health nuts out there. We all need heavy metal! Rock on Hippies!

And if you combine this with the fact that incense causes cancer you have a win/win situation. Great science today!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:29

"...distinction that your son is black, when referring to him in you posts. What is your point for that? .."


For the simple reason that
it became A VERY BIG DEAL
when I first started posting ..

Think... tss, pouncy and dd to start with, not to mention
the other scattered racist morons.. :0
A "white" guy , ADOPTING a black boy? LOL :)

Once the nitwits found out, why..
they couldn't LEAVE it alone..

(now they're scared of me, so I
don't get as much hassle) :)



I could INFURIATE pouncy
and toady with this kind
of information!

Who can resist?
NOT ME! LOL


It still seems to
"defines" me as well . Vic..


Check out my name!
Norace just human! :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:46

OK, got it norace; you do it to bait the racists, if I hear you right. And from the posts I've read, it doesn't take much to rile those guys. Although, and I risk being naive here, I believe they are more talk than action.

Take TSS for example; he talked about doing shrooms weeks ago and we still have no report on that. And even D-man said he would contact me; hasn't happened. And then there is pontchus threats to harm Sandy (whoever that is). My point is they talk big and act small; not that anything is wrong with that. I think all humans inflate their egos a bit.

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:49

(now they're scared of me, so I
don't get as much hassle) :)

-----------------

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA (tries to breathe) HAHAAAHAAHAAA HAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAA (gasps for air) HAHAAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAA HAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAA (whipes tears out of eyes) HAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA.

Oh bloody fucking hilarious hell. I'm more scared of an ant's fart than of nograce just retarded.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:52

Norace, Chuck Norace.
He can eat a rubiks cube and shit it out completed

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:54

From Andro:

...To be ethnically colorblind means you don't care, because we don't need to care if it leads us to judge. We need to be happy, and enmity bringeth no bliss...

------

Why limit your view to humans?

- You: "I'll buy that titanium-look Samsung fridge"
- Seller: "We only have the red Whirlpool"
- You: "Oh well, I don't want to be fridgically racist, I'll take it"

Don't worry, be happy.

From: sp00k
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:55

Did Chuck Norace adopt his own slave too ? :)

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:05

sp00k, he wouldn't know, he's colorblind. But he did call him Kunta Kinte.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:07

..Why limit your view to humans?

- You: "I'll buy that titanium-look Samsung fridge"
- Seller: "We only have the red Whirlpool"
- You: "Oh well, I don't want to be fridgically racist, I'll take it"

Very salient point, pontius! I think society as a whole has devolved to this scenario. Pretty soon, it will be no discrimination for restaurants with poor service; or lousy food; because they all are entitled to a piece of the pie. I believe discrimination in the general sense is the incentive for folks to improve themselves, regardless of race. Not sure if I am getting across here...I'm sure yall will let me know.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:10

"...Take TSS for example; he talked about doing shrooms weeks ago and we still have no report on that.."

LOL :)

Yer gonna wait ferever .. Vic..

Tss is strictly a
candy corn and Slurpee kinda
"ABuser".. LOL

:)

I'll write to ya if ya want Vic.

You seem like a nice enough guy.
I talk to a couple folks here already.

Anyway, I think you came from the Pacific NW
like me(?)

so you've got SUMPIN on the ball!
:0

From: gargoyle1
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:11

I see the tard brigade is in full battle form today

From: gargoyle1
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:13

Oh and DD, if you are out there and read this, suck the shit outta sandys ass, OK? Thankyou.



I think the best parts of DD ran down his mothers ass crack and stained the back seat of the car

From: pontius
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:16

Don't be postically racist, goyle. Read what's on the table, damnit.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:16

"... I'm more scared of an ant's fart .."



And therein..

.. lies the "tragedy"

and the .. "hilarity... :0

Good work Pouncy! :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:18

Hi goyle; tard brigade indeed, LOL.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 26-Aug-2008 14:21

Ponty, I got no idea what the hell yer talking about, besides, DD deserves a good beatdown for being, well, for being his own retarded fatass fugly self.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 17:42

"...adopt his own slave too ? .."

LOL Spooky,,,

Believe me, he's turned out
ta be a extremely EXPENSIVE ,crummy slave..

He doesn't work a damn, and
I have to do EVERYTHING!

Now I gotta pay fer his friggen College.
:)

Worst idea mrsnorace and i ever had!

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