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Mule Pigeon Caged
News Corporation | Submitted by: furpo
"The guards suspected the animal might be involved in drug smuggling once they noticed four prisoners visibly intoxicated shortly after the pigeon landed on a prison window... All four inmates had tested positive for heroin."
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From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:33
Catch that pigeon, catch that pigeon, catch that pigeon, catch that pigeon now! As sung by Dick Dastardly. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:39
They were busted because the bird was a stool pigeon.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:39
Creative, inventive. gotta give them points for that. A shotgun would stop it rather quickly though. Use it on the birds and the prisoners.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:48
The hapless inmates self-medicated because they felt they were being pigeon-holed.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:50
From: gargoyle1 Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:39 Creative, inventive. gotta give them points for that. A shotgun would stop it rather quickly though. Use it on the birds and the prisoners. - - - - - Just the prisoner. Think of it. That bird has been well trained and might be useful for something else.
From: pauli [mean, but considerate]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:51
great story. I hope to see the movie soon.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:58
The inmates spoke only pigeon-English.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:58
fucktardmama [fook-me] Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:50 From: gargoyle1 Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:39 Creative, inventive. gotta give them points for that. A shotgun would stop it rather quickly though. Use it on the birds and the prisoners. - - - - - Just the prisoner. Think of it. That bird has been well trained and might be useful for something else. ======================= Chicken dinner for one?
From: sp00k
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:15
The drugs had probably been stuffed into tiny bags attached to the legs of the carrier pigeon, which one of the prisoners had previously been allowed to keep as a pet in his cell, he said. ======== I thought they would have put the drugs in tiny little balloons and stuffed em up the pigeons butt.
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:48
pretty smart, pretty damn smart, for a bunch of junkies, the cops shoulda put a GPS unit on the bird to see where it goes than the criminals wouldve had thier buddies in there
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:42
They caught him red-handed. ================= Nice.
From: jack
[daniels]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:28
France's BRAVEST warrior! Took him 3 seconds to drop his weapons and run versus the normal 1.5 seconds? Twice the man that a normal frog is.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:37
"...Took him 3 seconds to drop his weapons and run versus the normal 1.5 seconds? Twice the man that a normal frog is. .." Uhhhh ... Hey jack... Jack!... "Come mere" (turns head this way) Psst.. Bub.. Jack.. Cher Ami was a (WWI carrier)...pigeon. Still France's bravest warrior.  Jack = bird brain
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:57
Hey Zilla.. Good guess. But.. WRONG species. Now for 500 dollars... Here's yer next clue.. (no googles, or any other help from the peanut gallery.. please! ) Martha was the "last of her kind".. (You have 10 seconds)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:01
"..Just another retard, but smarter .." Uhhh thanks, thank a lot .. screeb.. I'm VERY glad YOU ..know the answer. ;) But we wanted to hear .. FROM ZILLA! Sounds like you need a harder pigeon question huh? Ok... here's one.. What was the LAST message Cher Ami carried? You have 10 seconds...
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:23
Ia this it norace? Hadda google it. "We are along the road parallel to 276.4. "Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. "For heaven's sake, stop it." Respectfully, screeb
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:57
"..Ia this it norace? .." How the fuck should i know? "..."We are along the road parallel to 276.4. "Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. "For heaven's sake, stop it." .." Ok ..... screeb,,,, You get an F fer plagiarism You also get to stay after and write "I will try not to be a moron" 500 times on the blackboard.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:34
When I lived in Philly, my roommate and I made up a little game. Who could pop the most pigeons with a BB gun? The winner got free drinks all night at the end of the month. Never fucking won though, that showed me never play a game based around hunting with a guy from Arkansas. Especially when free booze was on the line...
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:49
He also told you jews were cool...so who is gonna listen to that fucking idiot?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:50
NOTHING is planned by the sea and the sand.
From: totenhawk5 [Totenhawk]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:42
ROTTEN QUIZ Do any of you happen to know what a tumbler is . And why they do it ?
From: totenhawk5 [Totenhawk]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:54
My old pal flew pigeons for years , he allways had several dozen . A TUMBLER is a specially inbred Pigeon than has a tendency to suffer very short 1 to 2 second seizures while in flight . They are a CRACK-UP to watch. They will be flying an oval patern around their coop . About a hundred yards up . And all of the sudden 1 or two will go spastic , and tumble for a few . They allways come out of it before hitting the ground . Its a trip.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 10:49
no problem, the prisoner's will just train a Bumble Bee to fly a lock pick to the aviary penitentiary to jailbreak Harry 
Updated: 27-Aug-2008 11:07
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