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Vampire Pedophile
WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Flossy666
"Federal agents said Mitchell was so consumed with this belief, he capped his teeth so that he would appear as a vampire and referred to himself as Draven, WJXT-TV reported. Investigators said Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit."
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From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:35
Investigators said Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit. ++++++++++++++ Draventard, the pot smoking vampire.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:41
Sounds like a fucking idiot, not a vampire. Drive a stake through him anyway. Then cut off his head and stuff his mouth with garlic. Gotta be sure you know.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:53
What kind of loser would let someone like that alone with his/her children? If the kids at least had a crucifix, they would have stood a chance.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:54
So America invents a new kind of sex offender, the vampire pot-smoker. At the least you have some variety now on your long sex offender list. More interesting then the typical sex offender as "cracker666" or the other offensive sex people on this forum.
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:17
I agree with Gargoyle, they should treat him like a vampire, but feed him his own blood chop off his cock and feed that to him to, he's a lazy fuck and he smokes weed and he preys on children, just hope he can use his vampire skills to protect his asshole from getting ripped then gettin murdered in prison
From: milkysouth
[Melanie Stoner]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:36
I thought vampires weren't real?... oh they're not but pedophile vampires are. So tomorrow I will pack a few extra things for my kids. A cross and some garlic. That oughta keep 'em away.
From: tower [of babel]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:37
dude... I'm gonna totally... uh... fuckin'... suck your blood and shit... heh heh heh...
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:40
Maybe he was inspired by mr wiggles: 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:46
Investigators said Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ According to the rottenoids, no pot smoker has ever committed a crime, therefore this guy is completely innocent of all charges.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:48
From: gargoyle1 Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:41 Sounds like a fucking idiot, not a vampire. Drive a stake through him anyway. Then cut off his head and stuff his mouth with garlic. Gotta be sure you know. ================= Can't be sure until we nuke him from orbit.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:13
I love these wannabe "vampires" and their little vampire names they give themselves. If he wanted to appeal to children he should've gone more in this direction: 
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:16
That is what happens when you try to master to many things at once. Do you get your third strike if you get arrested for 3 entirely unrelated crimes?
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 17:02
How can he suck their blood when they are still prepubescent?
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:13
And where would he find a dentist who wanted to cap anyones teeth to look like that? SHEESH!!
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:22
I'm not entirely certain he got a real doc to do it since he barely works enough to keep himself in weed. He might've gotten some high end costume fangs & cemented them in really well.
From: rube [Richard Roach]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:52
This guy used to have a public access show in Pompano Beach Florida. Here's a link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFL8dZ72vIM
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:38
"Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit." Who would hire this clown in the first place?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 20:41
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:46 Investigators said Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ According to the rottenoids, no pot smoker has ever committed a crime, therefore this guy is completely innocent of all charges. **** In this case the pot smoking is incidental to his vampirism, and his apparent predilection for kiddie ass. MOST potheads are too mellow to do harm to anything bigger than a loaf of bread fer fucksake. Oh a sandwich actually sounds pretty good about now!
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 21:20
Someone has been reading too much Anne Rice. Douche.
From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 00:40
Where's the "One bullet" troll? Suprised he hasn't posted, but this time made an exception: 
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 03:05
"Investigators said Mitchell would only work enough hours to support his pot-smoking habit." - - - ...hey, give the guy a break. At least he is being responsible and earns a living, he doesn't go stealing or robbing people like most drug addicts! Kudos to him!
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:54
Stuff him into a pressure cooker and render him down til theres nothing left of him but jello and those stupid gay fangs.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 07:19
yeah, I too wish everyone, including Hollywood, would just get off the whole very tired Vampire Mythology Shit, the last very good Hollywood movie was maybe The Lost Boys.....but really it was most likely 1985's Fright Night 
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:30
And where would he find a dentist who wanted to cap anyones teeth to look like that? ***************************************************************************** Dentists are like every other profession. If you look around, you will find somebody who will do whatever you want if you pay them for it. Hell, look at how many doctors will cut off a guys dick, shoot him up full of estrogen, and tell him he's a woman? You don't think they do that for free, do you?
From: greyfox [grey]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 11:50
Sadly, I have met not one, but two individuals who "prefer to be called draven" both of them 10 for 10 on the loser scale.
From: bunker7 [Bunker7]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 13:25
 looks like Mr. pedovamp needs a fifty caliber lobotomy. too bad these thngs can't fire silver spikes (we all know wood stakes just don't do the job)
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 18:57
From: sharkman69 [Me] Date: 26-Aug-2008 08:30 And where would he find a dentist who wanted to cap anyones teeth to look like that? ***************************************************************************** Dentists are like every other profession. If you look around, you will find somebody who will do whatever you want if you pay them for it. Hell, look at how many doctors will cut off a guys dick, shoot him up full of estrogen, and tell him he's a woman? You don't think they do that for free, do you? ~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, but if you know what one crown costs, I don't think this loser got it done professionally. I stand by my bet that he got some good costume fangs & used some kind of home job cement to fix them to his teeth. Of course, I could be wrong. But I think this guy really wants money for weed.
Updated: 27-Aug-2008 11:07
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