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Mom covers up for can-huffing daughter
WYFF-4 | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"The mother of a Spartanburg teen accused of crashing her car while huffing is now charged with a felony herself after officers said she removed the aerosol cans from her daughter's wrecked car to try to cover up the huffing."
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From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:40
must one huff while driving? is it not possible to wait and get home to slaughter brain cells?
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:50
I've taken bong rips while driving, but that's only because I can drive moderately well while blazed. Huffing just makes me so incoherent that I can't even think, much less drive. Silver paint is the best, though. Spraypaint and paper bags are just two of Darwin's many tools in today's world.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:02
That shit will transform you into a blithering idiot in no time. Don't DO that shit Commie..you're smater than that. (I hope!)
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:30
the old teen list of driving priorities: 1) chat with friend in car 2) chat with friend on phone 3) text friend on phone 4) adjust hair/makeup in mirror . . . . 15) actually pay attention to driving. So huffing is about, what, 12th on the list, ahead of eating fries?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:36
Daughter is kinda cute, brainless, but cute, prolly hit it hard and wipe my dick in her hair, then leave. Mom looks a bit stupid too, she been huffing as well?
From: mljohns00 [Radical Conservative]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:39
Wow. I wish I had a sister that hot.
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 17:50
The daughter....I'd hit it. Looks like Kelly Ripa after, well, a bout with huffing. > she removed the aerosol cans from her daughter's wrecked car to try to cover up the huffing Now The Man gets to hover over her cuffing.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:06
more like; lucky you were in a barbie jeep-eh
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:07
'Luckily' my ass, pontus. I think NOT going through the windshield would have hurt a lot less. Unless the car was completely engulfed in flames and the steering column shoved into the trunk. Then getting ejected might be a better alternative. But go out the open window next time, glass isn't known for it's shock-absorbing properties, you know.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:39
Blue, you have no idea. A) It looks cool B) It hurts. That's not always bad. C) You wake up, walk out of the hospital room, and a nurse faints. That's when you know you don't look ok just yet. D) 25 Chicks come visit you in the hospital. E) You have a great story to tell your friends.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:57
I've never had any cool injuries. All mine have been painful and internal where there is no cool wound to show off. Excepting when I nearly cut my damn finger off carving a pumpkin with a bowie knife. Do not carve squash while drunk. Although the alcohol did sterilize my bleeding flappy finger remains. I'm amazed it still works and there is minimal scarring and no nerve damage.  There's my finger after 10 stitches.  Same finger, three weeks later.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:21
My IQ dropped from 146 to 134 after the accident, Norace. Life is a bitch. Please go tell your son that I just insult people because that's fun to me to waste my time like that. I think that black people are, on average, more criminal and more stupid than the rest. But that's my opinion and as I said long time ago, I'm convinced that there are, even if probably not that many, black people smarter than me out there. Your son might be one of them. It was good fun to stress you about it, but if you really make him read my posts, then I want him to know that I consider ALL born human being equal at birth. You're an idiot if you really showed him my silly posts that had no other value than getting you upset.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:37
pee pee, who said I was referring to you?... But now that you mention it, I am impressed that you got "Before" and "After" IQ tests..Very sweet ..(I always keep my latest IQ SCORE in my wallet so i can tell people  )Wow..I am so pleased that you felt insecure enough to brag about how "smart" you are...Still going through a windshield as you previously described..you were Extremely LUCKY or your story was bullshit...either way..you still are an idiot. And yes..I let my son READ EVERYTHING you nuts post..It has certainly widened his knowledge of the world he faces. As he reads fuck nuts like you..and pee pee,sweatheart, ...you are so rotten, he realizes how unfortunately real and ugly your hate is. again..thanks for the lessons.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:01
Got censored for the n!gger word From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:53 I crashed quite a few windshields and bikes, normally high speed. I always got out rather fine. If one day I won't, you and Cow can have a party. It's one thing to bash on criminal adult n!ggers, it's another to inform a 15 year old that the world hates him. You are full, full of shit, Norace. If you tell your son that assholes like me exist, he will hate all whites. Then he'll rob shops (Asians, ideally) go to prisons and get executed some day. Fantastic parentship. Just for the record, please, PLEASE tell your son I only hate criminal n!ggers. You can do that.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:16
he doesn't hate you pee pee, don't worry. He feels sorry for you, and well he should. Dude, what are people suppose to feel and think when they read your posts?.. you don't seem to clarify your "real" ideas in too many of your crude and ugly posts. I mean..When the Troll likes your hate posts, and AGREES with you..euhhh..shudder..I'll tell you bubby....And you never get back to me....maybe something wrong?, yes?, if the troll sees eye to eye with you...hmmmm.?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:23
oh and "bashing" your head through "several windshields" "and bikes"..? and "at HIGH SPEED".. is really nothing to brag about..unless that's been the highlight of your life..(and in that case I apologize). Uhh..How do you know you "came out fine". Frankly, I'd love to see your medical records.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 23:01
My best friend in jail was a massive black guy in for armed robbery. I won his trust with my friendly demeanor, my massive repertoire of racist jokes and a steady supply of Seroquel. He really liked my observation that not all blacks are n!ggers and not all n!ggers are black. Come to think of it, the skinheads/nazis liked it too.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 00:28
Would you please pass the gold metalic and another muffin ?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 09:05
Pompous, Norace and I are both married......but I'd much rather fuck him than even be on the same continent with you. (The pacing has ceased and now he's sitting on the porch swing pouting.)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 16:52
pee pee i'll bet you like saying the n bad word, here on rotten. I'd hate to see you get your ass kicked saying shit like that downtown, you big bad racist you. I'll bet you're man enough to say that to any inferior black person you come across. After all, it's TRUE isn't it? ...fuck you tiny tempest. Bella you should ask pee pee over to meet your husband. I'm sure pee pee could "straighten him out" by calling him the n word and explaining how inferior he is compared to "whites"..
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:05
"I've taken bong rips while driving, but that's only because I can drive moderately well while blazed." You just think you can. The only person you're fooling is yourself, and unfortunately the only person you kill won't be you.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:10
Norace dick in n!gger, I had 2 real big black fucking n!ggers walking behind me. They enjoyed themselves repeating what I said on the phone. So I turned around and said, shut the fuck up, n!gger! They shut up. Even if I got a beating, I'd bribe the police bad enough to have them jailed for a long long time. They'd testify the beating without even being there. I made a homie stop beating his girl, and he was the king of his gang of 7 or 8 homies. They threatened me, I threatened them, and the 8 assholes shut up. Lucky enough that crap isn't very welcome around here. Just for the record, not all blacks are bad. But so many try to give black skin a bad name. Well, I'm fine with that then. And to make this post real long: here in Asia, you might be able to beat up 6 people, but there might also be a 160cm 50 kilo guy who beats the shit so bad out of you that you're not sure anymore if you wanted to be born. It's not the number, it's not the size or colour, it's the eyes. Look who's not afraid, and hide the fact that you're now afraid of him. You have no idea, you stick your dick in it and think that's great.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:44
Look up in the sky.. It's a bird, It's a plane...No it's Super Pee Pee.. Able to fly head first thru windows at light speed. Able to crash on "bikes" with his super head at a single bound. Able to tell dangerous black people to "shut up"..and not get his dumb ass capped. It's Super Pee Pee.. WoW.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 17:50
No, Norace, I don't hurt anybody who does not physically try to hurt me first. You're safe. What I meant is, if ever you get into a bad situation, look at the eyes. Don't worry with muscles or height. Make sure you don't look scared.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 20:44
You are correct. I have to develop EFFECTIVE and POSITIVE relationships fast with hundreds of people every month, in the most difficult of circumstances...I can gleen so so very much from a patient's eyes. That is why I hate talking to people on the internet. I can't READ anything.
From: dennisisevil
[Dennis]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 23:09
I've said it before and I'll say it again one day wal-mart is gonna be just like a giant titty bar. Instead of the friendly old geezer they have to greet you at the door they'll have these big surly looking bouncers to check your ID.
From: retardskickass
[bon]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 12:48
HAHAHA P, I've never seen that pic before. That's awesome. I couldn't get one, of course, considering I'm a product of California, but my spawn is a tater tot! I'm gonna tattoo him tomorrow! And 2-3 is a slight under exaggeration, but that's okay. It's probably closer to 10. We moved here from Sacramento. I remember asking my mom, after about a week here, "Where are all the black people?" The first time my son saw a black person he said "monkey!" I'm not joking. Luckily it was garbled AND out of earshot. I was still mortified.
Updated: 12-Oct-2007 14:47
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