From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 13:37

Fucking pedestrians with iPods deserve to have a helicopter crash right on them.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:41

Isaiah Otieno, who lives about a block away, was on his way to mail a letter to his parents in Kenya when the chopper crashed into him, said Isaac Hockley, a close friend.

++++++++++++

I wonder what was in the letter.

From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 13:49

Death by iPod/helicopter. Very creative.

(I must be getting old, I was going to say walkman...)

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:09

Helicopters.

The Russian roulette of aircraft.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:31

Came all the way from Kenya to be hit by a helicopter as a pedestrian. I am laughing.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:09

you gotta have some seriousley shitty bad luck for a helicopter to land on you in a residental area.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 16:09

Seems like bad karma to me

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:43

Always liked the Rotten Chopper series, especially the lonely cranial:



http://poetry.rotten.com/chopper/

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:01

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:09

you gotta have some seriousley shitty bad luck for a helicopter to land on you in a residental area.
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Apparently, it was his day to die and he didn't slip in the shower like the Gods had scheduled.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:12

It has been said that "If the essence of an airplane is to soar like a bird, then the essence of the helicopter is to fall from the sky like a fucking rock."

It has also been said "The helicopter cannot, in fact, fly. It is so ugly the earth simply repels it."

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:22

Why can't something like this happen to my neighborhood police copter?

Bastards are constantly flying too low.

From: ralph [R]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:23

Serves the choppery voyeristical pricks right! Too bad fer the (Apparent) N!ggor though.LOL,

From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:08

Dear Mom and Dad,

A funny thing happened on the way to the mailbox. It looks like I won't need a new hat after all.


And it is interesting how they managed to slip a little racial animosity into the story.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:33

Somewhere along the line, someone is gonna say you'll have better odds at winning the lottery than being killed by a falling helicopter! Tell it to the pedestrian!!





Ya heard me? Why din't ya?

From: robwes2001 [robwes]
Date: 15-May-2008 05:22

mom always said look both ways before crossing the street but nothing about dodging helicopters on the sidewalk!

From: davedou [david dou]
Date: 15-May-2008 08:28

The helicopter pilot later said to a medium " it was a tough shot, but i got the ni**er!"

From: davedou [david dou]
Date: 15-May-2008 08:29

LOL hes called heeb

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 17:51

Dear MOFO and Aunt Jamima,
Canada has been sooo gooot to me, I feel I
have lost my head and went to dee bik village
in dee sky. Oh, wait, I tink dey are coming
for me now.
Love, eebee deebeee.
If this toad hadn't had the jams playin so loud
in his flea infested ears, he might have heard
the big bird and been able to get out of the way.
Oh well. One less toad for socialism.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-May-2008 23:27

Vic Morrow wept....

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 16-May-2008 02:50

"Choppers" in Australia don't drop on people, they shoot them in the eye in Bojangles car park.

If you don't know what I am refering to, Google "Chopper Read"

From: jarhead74 [k-bar]
Date: 16-May-2008 06:09

Luckily, the landing broke the fall.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 16-May-2008 07:57

"The town wasn't always kind to him, but Otieno enjoyed living in the Kootenay city, said Hockley."

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Get the hint now?