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Nice Piece
MSNBC | Submitted by: DS
"Nice piece 5 yrs old belongs to my gf and she wants to sell it" read the text message received by FBI agents in San Antonio. The girlfriend hoped to get a used car out of the deal, and also reasoned that "these sexual interactions would be a positive experience for [her child]".
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From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 13:39
A San Antonio couple is accused of trying to trying to trade sex with the woman's 5-year-old daughter for an apartment, a used car and child care for her 10-month old daughter. +++++++++++ That's kind of a lot of stuff to ask for in exchange for one lousy 5 year old.
From: robotpope [Kiss my Titanium ass]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 14:18
Don't sell. RENT! That's where the real money is.
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:28
Are we sure that she didn't mean a five year old PONY?
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:48
Kids these days. Can't afford to feed them. Can't sell them out for sex. WTF Let the little monsters pay their way dammit.
From: rectum
[Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:52
From: useless2society [Useless II Society] Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:48 Kids these days. Can't afford to feed them. Can't sell them out for sex. WTF Let the little monsters pay their way dammit. ________ You win the internets today. Best comment goes to u2s.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:52
Well the kid was practically brand new and while her mom said the kid had low mines,. at least he could have asked to run her around the block a couple times to make sure she wasn't high maintenance or made too much noise while opening her up.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 16:57
Block and Richards were making further plans to abduct, rape and "carve up" a teenage runaway -I don't normally have much to say in support of the stormtroopers we call peace officers but hey, nice catch guys.
From: pandora [stay outta my box!]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 18:13
Come on, cut 'em some slack. At least they know where the kids ARE, right? (kill them both)
From: vvladdtheimpaler
[bringin' fish pain]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:01
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff] Date: 25-Aug-2008 15:28 Are we sure that she didn't mean a five year old PONY? Or, a five year old sofa,five year old computer(we all know thats a peice),five year old refridgerator<is that right?> five year old cellphone,five year old nuklear weapon,five year old 1978 ford LTD,five year old klingon blade! :)))
From: swampwater [Amie Coppedge]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 19:43
Oh come on! a USED car?! Sheesh, thought you'd be able to at least get a new one. And it depends, is it a 2 or 3 bedroom, better at least have 2 baths. And "carve up" a teen? Dont they know the meat is way to stringy and tough by then? IDIOTS!
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 22:43
The really important question here is: What year, make, and model of car?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2008 23:47
Does the little cunt do anal......before I purchase a wee bitch I wanna know what I'm getting. (truth in advertising and all!)
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 26-Aug-2008 06:26
Seal both the useless ass bags in a stainles steel room. Slowly raise the heat til theyre both rendered down to a gelatenous mass. Rinse the goo down the drain with a hose. It'll be like they never existed.
From: acetylene [gunpowder]
Date: 29-Aug-2008 22:29
"The couple worked at the Cheesecake Factory at North Star Mall, where he was a bartender and she was a waitress." Naturally.
Updated: 29-Aug-2008 22:30
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