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Incarcerated prosecutor commits suicide
Wire Services | Submitted by: furpo
"A federal prosecutor from Florida accused of flying to Detroit last month to molest a 5-year-old girl committed suicide in his cell Friday in federal prison..."
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From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:34
Justice has been "self served"! Saved us a lotta cash too!
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:06
I love it hen a lawyer kills himself. just to kill all lawyers
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:07
These entrapment scams are certainly thinning the herd. Imagine the Barney Fife of a cop whe sits on his ass all day pretending to be 11 while his peers are solving murders and busting drug dealers?
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:11
"The statement also said Thomas would file a request to have the case dismissed." OK. Case dismissed. Next!
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:31
He couldn't find a molestable girl in Florida? Pretty hard to believe.
From: hoosierbitch [Isn't it pretty to think so?]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:35
He was on suicide watch earlier in Sept according to one report. Guess someone took an extra long shit break. Buy that guy some fiber and a beer!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:39
Deep from the heart of all the taxpaying citizens of the U. S. a heartfelt thankyou goes out to this shitstain for saving us the cost of a trial and prison. Not to mention the relief of all the parents who just don't want some pile of assgrease molesting their little ones. Thanks man, and to all the other rapey childmolesters , please, follow this mans example and eat a bullet now.
From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:46
Good for him, fucking shitstain.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:52
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:26 I bought a massive (one half gallon) jug of petroleum jelly at the local warehouse store. I've been using it for two years now and it's barely 1/4 of the way gone. ---------------------------- TMI............that's just rotten'. I wonder what kinda look the checkout lady gave you!? lol!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:53
It would be funny if you bought an axe handle at the same time!
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:12
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:55 This seems to happen a lot. Shouldn't these guys be on a mandatory suicide watch --------------------------------- Blue, Please, come on! Let the fuckers kill themselves. They should die anyway. This way they save the tax payers a TON of money!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:23
this is just the kind of heartrending, tragic story I love reading on this forum. The love and support of the Rotteners for the "down on their luck" cases is truly special, warm and real. 
From: bgolds
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:50
These 'law and order' types are hypocrites and pussies when you get right down to the quick. They can dish it out, and then fall apart when THEIR ass is on the line. Witness that lawyer from last week- now this guy. A perfect big example is the Enron case. Those tough-guy douche bags started dropping dead when their little party started falling apart, then Ken Lay mysteriously dies just before he was to begin serving his time.
From: himmlerismyhero [Brad]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 22:19
There are some stories I enjoy more then others. This one is one of them.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 00:26
He prosecuted himself and the sentence was DEATH. Now he's in pedophile paradise.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 03:09
All's well that ends well. Hey-now!
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 04:27
What did I say about federal prosecutors running around with small children on the ends of their dicks? Trouble is, they have such a case of smallcox that I can't figure out what they need the lube for.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 09:11
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:26 I bought a massive (one half gallon) jug of petroleum jelly at the local warehouse store. I've been using it for two years now and it's barely 1/4 of the way gone. ------------------------------- Blue, I've had the same jar of Vaseline for almost 6 years. What in the name of all that is holy are you using that much petroleum jelly for? And we want details and pictures of these antics.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 09:40
Wanna really get a Wallyworld checkout clerk's attention? Buy some child size white cotton panties, some clothesline rope, duct tape, a small doll, some vaseline or KY and a pack of rubbers! That snaps their little peepers wide open! Oh and take off your wedding ring.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 19:09
used to be "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor"---now it's "Dont Nifong Me"
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 21:02
From: ciaochowbella ____________________________________ From: abluecommunist I bought a massive (one half gallon) jug of petroleum jelly at the local warehouse store. I've been using it for two years now and it's barely 1/4 of the way gone. __________________________________ Blue, I've had the same jar of Vaseline for almost 6 years. What in the name of all that is holy are you using that much petroleum jelly for? And we want details and pictures of these antics. ________________________________________________________________________ NO!! STOP!! We don't!! Some of us have more than enough imagination. And all you hamster-humpers and bunny-bangers just cool your jets - your time will come, this IS Rotten.com.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 21:14
Re: the story itself - "died in custody" "Fell out of his bunk" "Drowned himself in his toilet" "Hanged himself on his shoestrings". How many way are there to say "bullshit?" Yeah, it happens, but not THAT often.
From: prisonloaf
Date: 8-Oct-2007 00:26
I'll bet he offed himself by jamming toilet paper down his throat.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 8-Oct-2007 07:49
From: fucktardmama [fook-me] Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:12 From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 6-Oct-2007 15:55 This seems to happen a lot. Shouldn't these guys be on a mandatory suicide watch --------------------------------- Blue, Please, come on! Let the fuckers kill themselves. They should die anyway. This way they save the tax payers a TON of money! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Agreed. This is an everyone-wins situation. They should drop this suicide watch shit, especially in cases like Susan Smith and Andrea Yates: let them do it.
From: slumlord
[Slum Lord - In Living Filth]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 19:43
With an attitude like that, you really are no better than someone who robs a store and kills everyone. Stupid bitch. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: fucktardmama [fook-me] Date: 6-Oct-2007 18:12 Blue, Please, come on! Let the fuckers kill themselves. They should die anyway. This way they save the tax payers a TON of money!
Updated: 12-Oct-2007 14:47
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