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Go Hang Out In The Bathroom
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous
Gokhan Mutlu, of Manhattan's Inwood section, says in court papers the pilot told him to "go hang out in the bathroom" about 90 minutes into the San Diego to New York flight because the flight attendant complained that the "jump seat" she was assigned was uncomfortable, the lawsuit said.
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 13:39
What a shitty flight he had What'd he do when someone needed to take a huge stinky shit? Hang out by the door?
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:45
Continental Airlines made me sit on a crate in the galley for 3 hours after some asshole's kid puked on my seat and the floor. They claimed they had nothing to clean it up with, and when we landed they made me sit on a plastic bag covering the vomit. Where's my 2 million? Fuckers only gave me 15,000 miles, and I had to fight tooth and nail to get that. I don't even get to use the miles because I won't set foot on one of their planes ever again.
From: pontius
Date: 14-May-2008 13:57
That pilot should be forced to sit on airplane toilets for 7 consecutive round-the-worlds. At lest the guy will get a sweet settlement for his shitty experience. Talking about shitty experience, an accident happened a couple of days ago...
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:10
Jet Blue...does that mean they're too cheap to pressurize the cabin and that's the color you turn?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:11
in the crapper? That ain't just flyin' they got you cruisin' baby.
From: jesussavez [Just hanging around]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:48
It was a free ticket. But this is where he'll get them "endangered him by not providing him with a seat with a safety belt or harness, in violation of federal law."
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:08
HaHa!! Coast-to-Coast on the Crapper! Here is the JetBlue Boy, Gokhan Mutlu:  http://preview.tinyurl.com/4odqcp
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:39
best seat on the plane-fer futs sake-
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 16:54
I would have had the stewardess sit in my lap. Unless she was ugly, then i'd take the can.-
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:57
There was a turkish boy I went to school with who had a weird name: Cihan Taktak (his first name was pronounced "gee han")
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:19
The idiot went in voluntarily, it's not like they put him in at gunpoint. If it was that big of a deal to him, he should have at least refused. Then, if they forced him into the thing, he would have a case. And maybe the guy stank to high heaven, so they came up with a story to get him into a confined space so nobody would puke on the seats. I've heard of this happeneing....somewhere.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:29
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archibald_Clark_Kerr,_1st_Baron_Inverchapel
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:20
One of my cousins works for this airline in question. But I still hope this guy wins his lawsuit, I hate girls hehe I mean except my lovely Rotten.com girls I love you guys. 
From: kornfreak987 [still a fucken freak]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:34
"Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 23:03
From: loveto [Jill Awf] Date: 14-May-2008 19:25 The really funny thing about all this is that the name Gokhan means "ruler of the sky" =====That is funny. He even sat on the throne for the flight
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 23:08
I'll bet it still smelled better than taking a bus. You know when the stewardesses show how you can use the seat cushion as a flotation device. This guy would have been stuck using a toilet seat.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-May-2008 23:10
I wonder if he had to get out when someone had to go. Then tell him he had to get back in when they were done. That'd really suck.
From: robwes2001 [robwes]
Date: 15-May-2008 05:28
so we know whose dick the stewardess is sucking ...
From: fluffybunny [Says]
Date: 15-May-2008 15:21
If Boinkin Cudzu, or whatever his name is doesn't like the ac-commode-ations, he can PAY FOR HIS FUCKING TICKET NEXT TIME. K THNX.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 18:23
Bet if they had gave him a couple Hustlers and some Swank, he wouldn't said a word. I know I wouldn't be shaking his hand when he got off the plane.
From: windtell [Noman]
Date: 16-May-2008 03:13
As someone already said, it's a Turkish name, and all Turkish names have meaning. His name is a very common one, and kinda ironic in this situation. Gök means sky, han comes Hun, and means leader or ruler, Mutlu means happy. So roughly translated, it's Happy ruler of the sky. Somehow, I don't see that happening here ..
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 16-May-2008 04:57
I would have spent my toilet time attempting to make blue ice. Flushing the crapper over and over, filling the shit tank and with luck blue turd/piss balls would rain from the sky.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-May-2008 05:07
And on the menu for first class is Mulligan Stew.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 18-May-2008 06:26
I would have just said "No" and remained in the seat I had paid for. "No" really does mean "I will kill you if you give me an excuse." No means no.
Updated: 18-May-2008 06:26
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