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Turkeys In The Straw
USA Today | Submitted by: anonymous
"A growing number of communities across the USA are moving to prevent sexual predators from becoming ice cream truck drivers."
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From: dankbear420 [dank]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:41
yeah, but they'll let them be priests and cops and teachers and lawyers and doctors and i could go on and on
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:46
Gonna be a lot of ice cream truck jobs opening up.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:49
I always thought those fuckers in the ice cream trucks were creepy; I'd never buy ice cream from 'em and won't shell out when my nieces are visiting either (they get pissy about it, so I have to take them to Ben & Jerry's to shut them up).
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:54
It's the spunky topping that you really have to be careful about. 
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:18
Our ice cream truck plays a Japonified version of "Impossible Dream", all day long. I suspect the dude gets off work, goes home, and promptly beats the ever-lovin' shit out of his wife, while Impossible Dream plays over and over again in his head.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:34
From: deddodge [gaylord] Date: 14-May-2008 13:57 What would make a good job for a child molester? hmmmm.. ------------- I've always thought "phony school bus driver" you get your own school bus, paint it correctly, go through the neighborhood about 15 minutes ahead of the real bus and...! Easy pickings!
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:39
What's Next: Required DNA Samples From All Pediatricians? 
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 14-May-2008 20:11
Using an ice cream truck to lure youngsters? That's cold, man.
From: ascott
Date: 15-May-2008 10:14
>What's Next: Required DNA Samples From All Pediatricians? Odd that you should mention that but... A couple of years ago a (female) paediatrician had her home vandalised because a semiliterate vigilantly type couldn't tell the difference between a paediatrician and a pederast. But as to the question of what sort of job a pederast should get? Why not run an ice cream parlour. "Wanna come in the back kid and see how I make the cream?"
From: lidom
[minalou wrecked]
Date: 15-May-2008 15:03
Prevent sexual predators from populating our pretty little world, fuck ice cream truck drivers... The word ice cream truck makes me happy though.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 15-May-2008 21:41
Ah, yessss. Those little hawt twats start sucking the red popsicles as soon as you hand it to them, making all kinds of slurpy sounds and practically deep-throating the whole thing. It's enought to make a grown man just stand there and watch and make sure they don't littler the stick when they finally strip the last bit of goodness off of it.
From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 16-May-2008 02:58
From: deddodge [gaylord] Date: 14-May-2008 13:57 What would make a good job for a child molester? hmmmm.. -------------------------------------------------- Night shift at the maternity ward.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 16-May-2008 05:42
I haven't bought ice cream of an ice cream truck in ages but a couple yrs ago I decided to stop and get one. The average price for an ice cream was $2.50-3.50 for ONE ice cream! Fuck that shit, I'll go to the grocery store and buy a whole box of ice cream for the same price.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 16-May-2008 11:00
I almost never see ice cream trucks around here, except for a couple weeks ago, when we were pouring my new driveway. I don't eat the stuff, but I bought the whole crew one.
From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 16-May-2008 14:33
I thought them dudes were mostly dope haulers. My bad. Creepy looking fella in a worn out Ford van, get a new speaker in that fuggin wreck or i will "think about the children" myself. BLAM!
Updated: 16-May-2008 14:34
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