From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:25

Just use Thunderbird and you don't get that spam crap in the first place.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:31

Wouldn't the person who put out the contract on your ass be pissed off you bribed the hit man? I know I would be.

"I wanted that fuck DEAD, and you took his fucking money?"

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Oct-2007 16:48

I'd reply telling them to bring it on muthafucka. See what happens.

butt painting? More like being an asstard if you ask me,

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 19:46

This is one of the better stories on today and there are only three comments?

You people suck.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 19:53

Being born and raised in New York
There ain't nothing you won't see
'Cause the streets are filled with bad goings-on
And you know that's no place to be

But my car broke down in the evening
You know it just stopped stone cold
Stopped stone cold in the street
And a dirty mean man with a shotgun in his hand
He said, "Gimme your money please."
He said, "Gimme your money please."

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:08

Gimme all your money...please.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 20:27

Wasn't that Strange?..Indeed..

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:39

Re: Butt Painting.

An artist went to Africa to paint the asses of a whole herd
of zebras in wild psychedelic coloured stripes.

After some 14 yrs of hard and difficult work, he finally went
home with a smile on his face.

He has reached his objective.

He had left no stern untoned.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 6-Oct-2007 21:43

Jesus GD.......I don't know whether to groan or give kudos; I shall do both as a compromise.

Groan!

From: sheik [Yerbouti]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 02:54

If this is new news, I respectfully suggest the inclusion of these timely news stories, as well:

Dastardly Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor
Johnson Takes Oath, as Kennedy Assassin Arraigned
Cyndi Lauper album debuts at No. 7

From: dcmorse [dcmorse]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 03:19

Oh, this is so effin' old news. I play with these internet scammers all the time. Visit thescambaiter and other sundry scambait sites and you too can learn the joys of mindfucking these scamming bastards.

From: flossy666 [Flossy]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 04:59

Hey, you know what they say:

A fool and his money are soon parted. It's like financial Darwinism.



There's an ass painting for ya.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 06:17

The world of abstract art is perfectly represented in my mind by two incidents I read about. One was when an artist was notified his work had been awarded a prize in an exhibit at a large museum. When he went to receive the award he noticed that the painting had been hung upside-down. In the other the top prize in an exhibit was awarded to a work that turned out to have been done by a chimpanzee.

From: flossy666 [Flossy]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 07:35

If my ass had made those prints, the flowers would be significantly larger. You can tell that's a tiny man ass.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 10:00

Old news....I believe this exact same article was on Rotten over a year ago.

(He's been shouting at me through the door for the last 10 minutes. I can't understand him when he rants.....it's mostly in Twi anyway.)

From: hoosierbitch [Isn't it pretty to think so?]
Date: 7-Oct-2007 23:51

The cop was Capt. MOHEL? What? He got a TIP?

har de har har har