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From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 15:29
Jerry did the right thing but that poor bastard is going to have to get rabies shots. Last I knew that means 5 of them.
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 15:52
I submitted one with video myself. It even showed the bobcats ass in close up.
From: cymond
Date: 6-Apr-2006 15:53
Yeah, it's 5 shots - the article says so. Also, did anyone notice this redundancy? I think this author needs a better editor. A few of the sentences had a confusing structure. *************** Clark said he felt badly about what happened to Crown but felt he could only make decisions based upon what he knew. He said he was in touch with Game and Fish officials while he was at the country club. "It's an imperfect world, and you can only make decisions based on what you know. You can't make decisions after the fact, in hindsight," Clark said. "Normally, they don't attack people. Normally, they keep to themselves, they run away when you approach them."
From: hansthegreat [Hans]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 16:23
This guy is a pussy, its just cat what a homo. Hans
From: kurari
Date: 6-Apr-2006 16:43
Ugh, poor kitty, but better a fast death with a seven iron to the head than going crazy and dying a slow, painful death out in the wild. I think I remember seeing some Rotten pictures of people with Rabies. Not pretty.
From: oinkman [Count Floyd]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 16:48
well, to lighten things up,, lets all watch a Bollywood Indian movie together. Producer: Script? we dont' need no script!" Director,,"Ok, you, lead actress. Run around and shake your finger at the chasing you, and please sing and dance badly. You, lead actor,, chaser her around while singing and dancing badly. The rest of you, please run around dancing and singing badly. Director of photographer: not hired Continuety person: not hired Singing coach: does not exist in India Costume design by: Bed Sheets Are Us. Two hundred thousaand locations in India to serve you. WE wrap your head for any occasion. .50 rupees extra if you are still alive while we do this. Choreographer: Ok, everybody put your foot in, and out,, and in, and out,, NO NO,, no at the same time. Now hold your arms in the air,, no, no not at th esame time. Ah yes, Indian movies. 1000 pieces of pure crap every year!
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 16:49
 Bobcats Are Amazing Golfers Are Lazy, Snotnosed Fucks Who Whorde Obscene Amounts Of Space (on which children should be playing) To Play A Sport That's Not Even A Sport too bad the golfer didn't die an agonizing death And Tiger Woods wouldnt touch a black woman with a 20 foot seven iron
From: robojesus
[Cyber Sacrilege]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 17:07
"Basically, ideally the best thing to do would be to lock myself in with the bobcat, but he'd already got outside the building," Douchie said Anyone that starts a sentence with "basically" is a douchebag. Also, if you start a sentence with the word "yes" when you were not just asked a question then you are a fucktard.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 17:25
Hans, I'd like to see how you'd react if a 30 pound rabid wild cat attacked your city-ass. What do you think you would do first? Piss your pants or faint like a little girl? I'm fairly certain you wouldn't have been able to beat it to death. I think it showed clear thinking to quickly dispatch the beast with golf clubs. Most golfers are a bunch of pansies. I'm surprised they reacted as appropriately as they did. Now the bobcat cannot infect any other animals. Too bad he has to have the shots, though. I understand they are terribly unpleasant and painful.
From: antinomianist
[AERDNA]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 18:29
From: robojesus [Cyber Sacrilege] Date: 6-Apr-2006 17:25 "What do you make of the lay here, Jerry?" "Not sure, better use the cat-wedge." ====== LMAO!
From: docworm
[an actual worm]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 18:56
'If a bobcat attacks you, "do whatever you can do to defend yourself,"' I would have never thought of that. But you know its so crazy, it just might work!
From: richfeelmo [Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 19:05
Ahh yes hollywood 1000+ shitty movies every year. fuck bitchen about bollywood. unless your american, then you've never heard of bollywood. yes, i'm american, but i'm special
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 19:34
Oinkman, you really must get out of the house more.....maybe a hobby. I hear fishing can be enjoyable. But a more accurate description of an Indian movie has never been written.
From: oinkman [Count Floyd]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 19:55
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 6-Apr-2006 19:34 Oinkman, you really must get out of the house more.....maybe a hobby. I hear fishing can be enjoyable. But a more accurate description of an Indian movie has never been written -------------------------------------- Oh Miss ciaochowbella, Get a hobby?,, out of the house? really? Do you read the posts on here? Written by people who hate children, enjoy stories of sick society, treat rape likes its a sport, make fun of old people, cripples, and post photos of people having sex with animals. Dead baby jokes, racism, anti-women jokes, photos of deformed children. I'm just trying to lighten the mood a little. (and i hate Indian movies. I saw a local show were Indian people were saying Hollywood should be "Subserviant" to Bollywood, because they make more movies there.) I like you're posts though, ciaochowbella, you're an intelligent person.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 20:00
Oinkman, thanks for the compliment. All I meant by my comment is that if you are reduced to watching Indian movies, perhaps you might need a hobby. No disrespect intended. However, you may simply be proving you tolerance for pain. Bollywood movies are excruciating to watch.
From: frankrizzo
[Frank Rizzo]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 21:00
There is always a prerequisite comment for this kind of story, and nobody has said it yet, so here goes. 'That's what you get for bringing a bobcat to a golf club fight!' I feel dirty...
From: virageblue [Bluevirage]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 23:25
Actually rabies shots are not painful in the traditional sense. They are painful now only because they shove the first needle into each wound site and inject the first dosage of the serum directly into the wounds. This is after they scrub them clean first though. (shudders) The other shots are given in the arm. I should know, I got attacked by a pit-bull that tore into my left foot when I was 14, still have the puncture mark scars in my left leg and on top of my foot near my toes. Right through a sneaker I was wearing. The shoe saved my toes, if I had been wearing sandals...well that is something I do not think about, in fact its the first I have thought of the whole "What if I had been wearing sandals?" thing heh.
From: dragon [DrunkenTigerStonedDragon]
Date: 6-Apr-2006 23:41
Golf is so boring. Probably the most excitement they've had in years.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 02:01
Golfers Are Lazy, Snotnosed Fucks Who Whorde Obscene Amounts Of Space (on which children should be playing) To Play A Sport That's Not Even A Sport Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
From: guzman [Mahoney Luther]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 03:50
From: frankrizzo [Frank Rizzo] Date: 6-Apr-2006 21:00 There is always a prerequisite comment for this kind of story, and nobody has said it yet, so here goes. 'That's what you get for bringing a bobcat to a golf club fight!' I feel dirty... ============= a shower always helps. great name btw. 
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 04:04
From: oinkman [Count Floyd] Date: 6-Apr-2006 19:55 Do you read the posts on here? Written by people who hate children, enjoy stories of sick society, treat rape likes its a sport, make fun of old people, cripples, and post photos of people having sex with animals. Dead baby jokes, racism, anti-women jokes, photos of deformed children. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A site called rotten.com what would you expect kittens bunnies and puppies? yeah, maybe on April fools day!
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 04:08
Written by people who hate children, enjoy stories of sick society, treat rape likes its a sport, make fun of old people, cripples, and post photos of people having sex with animals. Dead baby jokes, racism, anti-women jokes, photos of deformed children. --------------------------------------------------------- Quit it! You're turning me on.
From: dpletedurcranium [TPFKARN]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 06:30
This is the one thing that could actually make golf an interesting sport: Rabid Carnivores on every course. Then Tiger Woods and the others could really earn those ridiculous amounts of money. .............................................................................. Anyway, my bobcat story. Many years ago, I worked as an animal control officer. I was called out one day to remove a bobcat that had managed to get herself into some guys kitchen and didn't want to go peacefully. After evaluating the situations I called in 4 police officers equipped with riot shields. I got them to block the kitchen doorway with the shields and then I asked the homeowner if he had insurance. After confirming that his policy was up to date I proceed to shoot the bobcat with a tranquilizer dart. As one could imagine, she went absolutely ape-shit until the ketacet kicked in. The animal was uninjured and released later. Sometime later I ran into the homeowner at a shopping mall where he told me that his kitchen repairs were around $2000.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 7-Apr-2006 07:23
OK, they beat a rabid bobcat to death with golf clubs, scarey, shitty having to have the shots, etc. But what about the game? Did they have to take a 2 stroke penalty or what?
From: momchaney [neighborhood mom]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 07:23
Dang, that's some destruction caused by a wild animal. We don't have bobcats around here, just 'possums and coons. I wish we had more predators.
From: momchaney [neighborhood mom]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 07:25
I ment wild animal predators. We have enough of the human kind.
From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 07:50
Do you read the posts on here? Written by people who hate children, enjoy stories of sick society, treat rape likes its a sport, make fun of old people, cripples, and post photos of people having sex with animals. Dead baby jokes, racism, anti-women jokes, photos of deformed children. -------- good times!!! And by the way oinkman, the Bollywood skit made me laugh. It had a Sirbuttlust fell to it, cheered me up some. d
From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 08:29
Do you read the posts on here? Written by people who hate children, enjoy stories of sick society, treat rape likes its a sport, make fun of old people, cripples, and post photos of people having sex with animals. Dead baby jokes, racism, anti-women jokes, photos of deformed children. ------- good times! d
From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 10:56
Momchaney, you might have them around and not know it. They are pretty reclusive. Every now and then one of them becomes a problem but most of the time you never even know they are around. Coyotes are much more likely to be seen. I have had problems with a bobcat killing my dogs in the past ,but by and large they leave me alone and vice versa.Killing one on the loose with a golf club would be quite a feat.I wonder how many strokes it took and what would par be?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Apr-2006 13:27
Slowpoke, I think par on a bobcat 42....or 'til it quits moving.
From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 8-Apr-2006 11:03
So unfair the bobcat was obviously mentally impaired (handicapped) and incapable of making rational decisions at the time of the attack .It should have been placed in a state run mental institution and treated until such a time as it was deemed safe to return to society.
Updated: 13-Apr-2006 13:58
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