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From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:49

He admitted the other killings and the bodies were found outside Vienna in Upper Austria. It was unclear how they died.

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Probably with an axe.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 14:04

That AXE shit stinks, I'd kill someone too, fucking smells like bug spray

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:18

Yeah, I killed them...
And I'd do it again if I caught the assholes drinking my beer again.

From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:54

I'm confused...did anybody else catch that the perp was Austrian but the story was reported by a NZ news agency? At first I thought it had to be a typo and they really meant the guy was Australian.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:54

could ye spare some details-

really-

apparently is the only telling word in the report

From: helterskelter
Date: 14-May-2008 17:10

ax murder is a lost art

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:50

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 14:04

That AXE shit stinks, I'd kill someone too, fucking smells like bug spray
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Actually, Off smells better and repels bugs. Axe smells like distilled urinal water and attracts bugs.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 20:32

I can't believe nobody has said it yet

Careful with that axe eugene

Now I feel better

Bella, you are right about Off! The smell of it actualy brings back pleasant childhood memories.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 22:18

Same here, Goyle.....one whiff of Off and I am once again 6 chasing lightning bugs with my cousins and building play houses under the mimosa tree.

From: sp00k
Date: 15-May-2008 00:04

From: helterskelter
Date: 14-May-2008 17:10

ax murder is a lost art

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True. This new generation only wants to use chainsaws. kids these days.

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 15-May-2008 05:09

Tat2d:

That is because almost all of the media outlets get the stories (that aren't local to their perspective networks) from the same place... either Reuters or Associated Press.

It was probably just a slow news week in NZ and they threw this story in as filler.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 07:58

Fuck it........they WERE home after all.

From: insineratehymn [Spontaneous Christian Combustion]
Date: 15-May-2008 08:55

Why aren't people legislating Axe Control laws?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 13:16

I axed 'em foe du krak an' shit!

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 18:29

It was unclear how they died.
it's too bad the fuckers aren't bright enough
to figure out what an axe wound looks like. I'm
looking for a job soon, maybe I should send them
a resume letting them know I could prolly figure
out what kind of injuries the folk sustained.

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 16-May-2008 03:11

"True. This new generation only wants to use chainsaws. kids these days."

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And what's wrong with chainsaws....I love chainsaws.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGJLoVi-Bg