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Positively Hyperactive
London Telegraph | Submitted by: ThreeToedPubes
"The animal, which spends much of its time hanging from the canopy of the rainforest in South and Central America and eating leaves, was believed to get at least 16 hours sleep a day."
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From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:52
The sloth has earned an unfair reputation for laziness and does not sleep for nearly as long as first thought, scientists have discovered. ++++++++++++ This is what separates them from the blacks.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:22
Sometimes...I think duder posts these kinds on non-rotten and mind-numbingly boring stories as an experiment to see if we come up with any new insults or witticisms while we piss and moan about how much the story sucks. And I was thinking earlier, why do we have all these anti-discrimination and hate crime laws anyway? Isn't that just forcing people to get along under penalty of fines and prison time? What does it say about us that we even need those laws...like we're supposed to be some kind of enlightened pan-humanist utopia where everyone tolerates everyone else? Affirmative action? You *have* to hire people based on what they look like...or face fines and be branded as the worst kind of nazi bigot. Doesn't that take away the business owner's right to hire...well...whomever the fuck he wants? If you have to pressure people to get along with groups of people they really don't want to get along with, then something is seriously wrong with the way our society is set up.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:48
futs a sloth pube look like long and lean and hung like a string bean?
From: mrscapslock [MRSCAPSLOCK]
Date: 14-May-2008 21:57
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan] Date: 14-May-2008 13:52 The sloth has earned an unfair reputation for laziness and does not sleep for nearly as long as first thought, scientists have discovered. ++++++++++++ This is what separates them from the blacks. ```````````````` -THAT'S NOT FUNNY! LOL.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 15-May-2008 01:55
Well I , and duder obviously, like these stories. At no time and at no place does Rotten claim to be exclusively about death, destruction an Detroit. "News You Cannot Possibly Use" says the heading. Patently pointless scientific palavers add comic entertainment value that cleary confounds the hoi-polloi.
From: eyestone [ofthecircledtrees]
Date: 15-May-2008 06:50
No concentration camp was ever made by lazy people. Think about it.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 16:10
Lust and Sloth are my favourite deadly 'sins'.  Weird-looking fuckers aren't they?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 15-May-2008 17:33
i should think gluttony high on the mark decent pick o tony blair by the bye
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 16-May-2008 02:46
Snatchy, I that last aside to reference: 1) Tony eating too much lately 2) His choice of whinging wife 3) His 'choice' of the G.Brown anointment. The choices are more egregious as one descends the Dante-an levels.
From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 16-May-2008 03:16
I know an animal that does spends at least 23 hours a day sitting at the computer and sleeping and playing bingo at the local club. Occasionally the creature gets up to eat or take a lavatory break. Scientific name: Wifus Fucking Lazius
Updated: 16-May-2008 03:16
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