From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:55

It's not delivery...

It's pot pizza

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:55

How lucky.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 14:10

That's why you put it on speed dial, once you got it right, you don't fuck up as often when stoned and dial the sheriff to come and get you. Dumbshit

From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:11

He needed a break from smoking pot I think.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:05

Duuude. You got any smoke? I can pay you on...uh, Friday. Maybe Saturday.

Like, yeah. Heh. *blank stare*

From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:39

Tennessee. The only way this would make more sense is if it was Floritard.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:45

It's Floriduh, Tat.

From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:00

My mistake Commie, thanks for the correction.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:29

dont blame the weed. its in the inbreeding i tell ya.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:50

deputy dude, man


dinna call me man, buddy

dinna call me buddy, guy

dinna call me guy, dude

From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:29

Dont blame the weed huh? Id expect that from a guy named smokey.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:09

Exactly what I was thinking, Goyle.....also, how about engaging in a bit of idle chit chat so as to identify the person you are speaking with. A few seconds of "hey, how ya doin?" probably would have kept this tard out of jail.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 22:21

Tat, a Floritard is a resident of Floriduh.

From: dijitz [10101]
Date: 15-May-2008 07:19

somebody call a plumber?

something about empty pipes??

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-May-2008 10:03

Empty pipes...good one.

I'll have to call my deal- uh...friend a plumber from now on...

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 19:10

What a way to burn yourself. I woulda had some kinda code
to verify I'm talkin to who I think it is. Then, if
somthing don't sound right, it's a quick 'later buddy'.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 15-May-2008 20:35

hey gaylord fucker smoke me bitch!!