From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:53

My headline for this was "Drunk Vader", then my kid suggested "Tard Vader".

Dammit!
The boy's getting better than me.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:54

Tard Wars.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 14:10

Fuck me to tears, just kill all involved. Please.

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:13

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.
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Like older men with ponytails, this is a group that never gets laid.



Epic tard battle on!

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:25

"Drunk a box of wine before hand"

Amazing he was wearing any clothes then.

From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:50

That story is the biggest load of crap I have ever read. Anyone drinking the better part of a 10L box of wine would in all likelihood be dead of alcohol poisoning

From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 14-May-2008 15:42

OMG...*gasp* I have tears just streaming down my face from laughing at the mental imagery of this scene. I honestly don't know what's funnier, the Darth Vader dude or the fact that there are actually social rejects in the world who have formed a Jedi religion.

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:29

In a country far far away a group of dorks got their asses PWNED! by a drunk pretending to be Darth Vader.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:30

this dude hat to have pleaded insanity. wouldnt be to hard to convinse the judge, and jury of that.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:52

the hefty sith lord

From: rawnchee [Rawn Chee]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:24

damn...this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. But could it be a haTE cRIME? sure thing! they'll lock him up for twenty years! nuremburg trials! infinite restitution! we laugh at your teeny death star!

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:37


"Vader" Means "Father" In Dutch

From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 14-May-2008 17:51

That is fucking funny. My drunk friends never do anything that cool.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:11

Jedi church?

You've got to be kidding me......

Does George Lucas preach there?

From: retardedmonkey [ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 14-May-2008 18:17

All I have to say is a polite and muted YAY! as duder has smiled upon me.

And for the record I pictured some dude who looks like the tard from Thunderdome wearing ONLY a garbage bag cape.

From: bluegrasslass [Elizabeth Molloy]
Date: 16-May-2008 03:52

"That story is the biggest load of crap I have ever read. Anyone drinking the better part of a 10L box of wine would in all likelihood be dead of alcohol poisoning "

This is WALES mate - there's nothing much else to do BUT drink!

BTW the reason so many people put 'Jedi' on the census form was to fuck with the Government. E-mails were being circulated to urge people to fill in the 'Religion' section as Jedi, because once a certain amount of people (I forget how many) claim to follow a certain religion the Government HAS to recognise it. And as religion is all bullshit anyway, lots of people complied - it was just a big joke!

The fact that someone's set up a church just shows it's as valid as any other made-up pile of crap.