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From: lesscalina [boobalina]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 13:37
Shit am I first? I feel very alone.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 13:39
Using babies as clubs are far more effective <i>after</i> rigor mortis.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 13:39
I firmly believe that children should make themselves useful.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 13:43
Ear is back! He's heard my prayers! Or seen them... (?)
From: momchaney [neighborhood mom]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 13:54
mother of the year, she's my idol. Never marry the birth father, he might want custody if you keep the baby or interfere if you want an abortion. Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:10
daftmonkeyminion, I was on holiday... a person needs a break.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:12
Dead chihuahua. My weapon of choice.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:15
Her name sounds like a disease. <b>Chytoria = Chlamydia</b>
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:18
Sorry ear, just being daft. I'm sure you saw that coming.
From: lawdawg [deputybob]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:31
That's what you get for bringing a baby to an adult fight....orrr She thought she was Babe Ruth?
From: marlene [marlene]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:35
Since she's been able to use her babies to get food stamps, WIC, housing and utilities she probably figured one of them would make a good weapon. They've been extremely useful in the past and probably pretty much expendable since there were more kids at home.
From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:39
Lazy welfare monkeys even use their kids for weapons. I guess they figure if they use them for rent,food and drug money why not use them to beat they baby daddy?
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 15:05
Lazy welfare monkeys are not to be confused with daft monkeys, who are all hard-working, thrifty, and dependable. I wonder if those despicable people krazimissi imagines all have darker skin than she does? Guess we all can't be perfect.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 15:18
Tough story, aaron. Today's a new day. My sympathies.
From: dirtybongwater [aaron]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 15:35
thats right dont get me wrong i dont go around spouting off about my hard life the begining was hard as hell but im a grown man and i just wanted to share................................... twas all aaron
From: hempcolour
[Hemp Colour]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 15:41
Welfare monkeys? Welfare doesn't cost us a bloody cent compared to Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security and Child Care. You would be surprised the good, decent people that end up on welfare. Yes, there are some who just don't work...they have issues which keep them from working. They end up on SSI. You cannot blame the children and in many cases they were raised in welfare themselves. Very hard to break that pattern. There is poverty because society fails. Education fails, social mores fail, the corporate machine rapes and kills...We in the middle class give just enough to the lower classes to feel better about ourselves. And in my area there are more white folks on welfare than black folks...if you imagined being better because of race...
From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 16:13
>>>Lazy welfare monkeys even use their kids for weapons. I guess they figure if they use them for rent,food and drug money why not use them to beat they baby daddy? <<< Then support their right to have abortions. Let me guess what your answer to that will be: "NOOO! They can't be allowed to murder their SWEET LITTLE BABIIIIEEES!" Tard.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 16:24
The undoubtedly skanky Chytoria Had a spell of exceptional euphoria So her baby she swung To get Daddy's bell rung And send him to the Waldorf Astoria
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 16:50
<i>"Never, never, never. I can never remember anything like this," District Attorney Bradley Foulk told the Erie Times-News."</i> ................................. Another idotic and formulaic "Land o' Goshen! in all my years..." Puke!
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 16:58
I laughed at this one..... reminded me of the lady driving off with the dead puppy shaking it out the window.... Puppies and babies make poor weapons
From: hawk3 [tritium]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:00
The baby should be charged as an accomplice to assault. Hey, he needs to learn that violence isn't the answer. But then, what's the question.
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:15
From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal] Date: 6-Oct-2006 18:51 Willie saw some dynamite Didn't understand it quite Curiosity never pays It rained Willie seven days From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 6-Oct-2006 19:31 sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal] and studgerbil [Stud] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I love the poems! They gave me the Willies! Would the both of you consider sending other Little Willie poems? thanks prettysneaky69@yahoo.com Through the village took a hike Little Willie on his bike Through the village took a hike. Mrs. Thompson blocked the walk; She will live, but still can't talk. ~Anonymous Pulls the trigger just for fun Willie looking in the gun Pulls the trigger just for fun. Mother says in tones so pained, "Willie is so scatter-brained!" ~Anonymous
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:19
1) There's no way the woman who did this was white. No fucking way. 2) Does this beat the story on here a couple of months ago in which some crazy Florida lowlife actually dented the hood of his car swinging a baby during a domestic? Then, he chunked it off a bridge into the bay. Nope. Hood dude is still king.
From: stalkingkitten [Mona]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:32
That <i>is</i> a good band name. Does a baby actually do any damage? Couldn't she have found a better weapon?
From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:33
Gives a new meaning to baby battered.
From: whogivesafuck [i don't]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:38
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got the swing.
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:44
From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal] Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:18 Prettysneaky, this site has lots of Little Willies: http://www.ruthlessrhymes.com/little_willie_poems/little_willie_poems/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dearest Sally; thanks! mommie Swings that baby round and round! Mommie swung her little baby around Mommie broke the little babys crown mommies little baby slammed, moms boyfriend to the ground!
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 18:08
Hey!! She ripped off that move from that one episode of South Park where Kyle grabbed his little brother Ike and used him to smack Cartman in the face when he tired of Cartman repeatedly insulting Ike. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancelled_%28South_Park%29
From: htp [Harry Kunkle]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 18:55
From: hawk3 [tritium] Date: 9-Oct-2006 17:00 The baby should be charged as an accomplice to assault. Hey, he needs to learn that violence isn't the answer. But then, what's the question. ****************************************************************************** Thank you! That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 19:16
Willie with the nursery shears Cut off both the baby's ears. This made baby so unsightly Mother raised her eyebrows slightly.
From: prettysneaky
[pretty sneaky]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 19:57
Pity now poor Mary Ames, Blinded by her brother James. Red hot nails in her eyes he poked— I never saw Mary more provoked!  Gouged the baby's eyeballs out Little Willie with a shout, Gouged the baby's eyeballs out; Stamped on them to make them pop. Mother cried, "Now, William, stop!" ~Anonymous
From: shimy1221 [wrghwrtgw]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 20:11
From: marlene [marlene] Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:35 Since she's been able to use her babies to get food stamps, WIC, housing and utilities she probably figured one of them would make a good weapon. They've been extremely useful in the past and probably pretty much expendable since there were more kids at home. haha thats so fuckin true..i wonder what shes gonna use the baby for next? a fake car accident where she throws her baby in front of a bentley and hopes to get paid off ??
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 20:37
<i>From: shimy1221 [wrghwrtgw] Date: 9-Oct-2006 20:11 From: marlene [marlene] Date: 9-Oct-2006 14:35 Since she's been able to use her babies to get food stamps, WIC, housing and utilities she probably figured one of them would make a good weapon.</i> ......................... Pretty clever, but nowhere as cool as corporate welfare. Look at Halliburton et al. -- And they can get the billions without even having to birth a child. Let us reserve our admiration for those who really deserve it.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 21:08
What we need is a good old-fashioned ethnic cleansing.
From: brushstroke [Mnuoth Bojengles]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 21:08
It's possible to make metal invisible. Not just dark, but transparent.
From: pollywog
[ribbit]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 21:10
If she was getting foodstamps and WIC and all that shit, she should have kept the baby alive~ although... When you think about it, she will have free meals and a bed to sleep in for a while. In jail... that is...Although she'll get out in about three years... THEN she'll have to find work, Four kids gone to other fucked relatives and one smashed to a pulp... No more foody stampy, Da idiot... Oh and the system sucks too~
From: itchybrother [ItchyBrother]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 22:20
<b><i>"Support Tempura House - A Place of Refuge for Lightly Battered Children"</b></i>
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 22:30
We are marching to Chytoria Chytoria, Chytoria We are marching to Chytoria Chytoria, Hurrah
From: boogeyman [The guy under your bed]
Date: 9-Oct-2006 23:16
Your drunken crane style is no match for my swinging baby kung fu. My master will be avenged!
From: educatedidiot
[intolerant of stupidity]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 00:55
I object to "Swinging Baby as a Weapon" being the best band name ever.... I believe that honor goes to "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb" (a REAL group) Their rap sheet....[via Wiki] <i> On March 02, 2006 at 5:30 am an Ohio University police officer spotted a bicycle attached to the Oasis restaurant bearing a promotional sticker for the band. The officer saw the words, "This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb" and became concerned. The area was cordoned off, and part of the campus was closed for several hours. The bicycle was subsequently destroyed by the Athens bomb squad despite assurances from the bike's owner that it was just a sticker. The owner, a graduate student, was initially charged with inducing panic, a misdemeanor. However, the charges were dropped a few days later. A similar incident occurred in 2001, when a police officer spotted and detained a woman at an Austin, Texas peace rally. Her bicycle was also labeled with the band's sticker. The woman was released after the band's existence was confirmed. On Tuesday, March 14, 2006 Bellarmine Hall at St. Joseph's University in Philadelphia, PA was evacuated because of another bicycle labeled with the sticker. No charges were filed. </i>
From: cable [cable]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 03:24
"fortunately few people of consequence were among the number"
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 06:12
I imagined her swinging it underhanded.. kinda like a polo mallet.. to catch her boyfriend just under the chin the with top of the babies head.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 06:35
From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape] Date: 10-Oct-2006 05:29 I want to see the video footage. Was the baby swung horizontally, vertically, side-swiped? Where did the baby strike the gentleman caller? Well, I don't have the video, but here's a quick photo:  Offhand, I'd say it was "menacing with intent to drop".
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 07:25
I imagined the baby being swung in a circular motion above the head and is then slammed into the intended victim. Brains and skull matter would then spray the victim in the eyes. While he is wiping baby off of his face that is when you follow through with the uppercut. Think of a mace that is made from a plastic bag and rotten tomatoes. 
From: atrybus
[Draya]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 08:07
The rotten part about this story is she has four other goddamn kids. Let the nuturing of criminal drunken behavior commence! I love how her current sperm donor doesn't think it's a big deal.
From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 10:54
>>>It's possible to make metal invisible. Not just dark, but transparent. <<< Really? Neat. How?
From: cig [cig]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 12:12
there's an insert in the uterus that will keep a woman from getting pregnant for up to 10 years - it can be removed at any time - the question is why aren't doctors giving this option to women having child after child funded by tax-payers? no pill to take, no tubes to tie - motive is money for doctors who accept medicaid - cycle of poverty will never end -
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 12:58
Well gosh, cig. This gal has all kinds of ways available to her to prevent pregnancy, and at little or no cost. we are talking about a women with multiple kids from multiple fathers who just happens to be living with the father of the latest brat. She ain't interested in preventing pregnancy. Far as I can tell, she ain't interested in anything but fucking. My kind of gal! My fucking tax dollars at work!
From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 13:41
From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB] Date: 9-Oct-2006 22:16 Wow, krazymissi [krazy missi] sure is angry...... Only because you keep trying to send me the video of you banging your mother in the back entrance. Welfare monkey.(i said the real word but apparently rotten is ran by liberals)
From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 13:42
Why do they call ya Krazi anyway? Pet name from the orderlies?
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 14:28
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 10-Oct-2006 13:13 Also, I would submit "Accidental Goat Sodomy" as the best real band name ever. _________________________ The Dayglo Abortions are up there. "Punker bitch if I feel like pushin' poo I might just get drunk and bugger you All punker bitches Their pussies smell like fishes........" Poetry.
From: mezzogiorno [showtherespect]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:37
The lawyer in me doesn't get why everybody's whining: "OMIGOD! That kid was being used as a weapon!! HOW HORRIBLE" Seriously. Those people ought to go down to Family Court for a morning. Kids get used there as a weapon every single fuckin' day.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:04
Father, chancing to chastise His indignant daughter Sue, Said, "I hope you realize That this hurts me more than you." Susan straightway ceased to roar. "If that's really true," said she, "I can stand a good deal more; Pray go on, and don't mind me."
From: bordendazed
[reality awaits those that are]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:15
Aww, Gee-Whiz! One of my submissions got posted. Boy, do I feel so special. Thought for the moment: Life, can sometimes be this way. Also, don't cry over spilt milk ('specially if you are Amish), snuggle with a friend (or a stranger if you dare), Klaatu Barada Nikto, and above all else, know that without friction, life itself would be impossible. Have a nice day. Inshallah and out.
From: gill [Tarik]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:00
I wonder what she was on. I`d like to have some
Updated: 13-Oct-2007 15:48
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