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An Iguana In Your Pants
Omaha World-Herald | Submitted by: anonymous
"According to police reports, a man came into the store and put an iguana in a cloth bag. He then put the bag in his pants."
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From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:50
Is that an iguana in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?? stupid fucktard!! oh well @ least the pet store owner can make himself a wallet or 2 out of his dead merchandise. Also FIRST!! bitches
From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 14-May-2008 13:55
Is that an iguana in your pants or are you just happy to see me ? stupid fucktard !! oh well @ least the petstore owner can make wallets out of his dead merchandise. Oh & FIRST BITCHES !!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-May-2008 14:16
Brings a whole new meaning to draining the lizard. Shop owner should have kicked the living fuck out of the thief before the cops got there.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 14:57
This cold-blooded pilferer should be closely 'monitored'. Obviously a methamphibian addict....whom else would attempt to skink out of a pet shoppe with an iguana in his pants. Perhaps if he were wearing a loose-fitting Kimodo, he wouldn't have come up snake-eyes. He should have newt in advance.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 14-May-2008 16:11
Why doesn't this guy try locking the terrariums? You can do that right? OK,my iguana in the pants story. A friend of mine was stationed in Guantanamo in the early 90's and there were iguanas all over the place. Iguanas were worth some loot back then too, but you weren't allowed to bring them to the US. On a military plane to the US it was noticed that a marines pants were moving. He had 4 iguanas taped to his legs.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:19
they literally hand you a toasted english muffin
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 14-May-2008 19:35
and the complimentary trouser snake to go with it, on the house.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-May-2008 23:58
Bearded dragons worth $129. Your bearded dragon would necessitate shifting the decimal value over at least once to the left Bella! (joke...for once) BTW.........does it hiss and brandish those flaps too?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-May-2008 02:03
You know goddaamn well that was semi-drolly intended. Why be discomfited if someone is a better bricklayer....lol?!
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-May-2008 19:28
Maybe the thief wanted to have a 9 inch TROUSER LIZARD. I think eventually, everyone will start installing automatic locking doors so these fucking thieves will realize they aint going nowhere with the goods. Then, hopefully some of this trash gets the shit beat out of them before police get there for 'resisting'.
Updated: 16-May-2008 18:52
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