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NEGATIVE FIVE, BITCHES!

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<b><i>awesoME</b></I>
without <i>ME</i>!
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My current favorite posts are:

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 14-Jul-2006 05:52

20 million years, my ass! This was just before the Flood. It's in the Bible of course:

8. Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth

9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

10 But Noah did not bring the Demon Duck of Doom into the ark.

11 For when Noah did speak unto the D.D. of D. , it did kick Noah's ass and eat three of his sons.

12 Yea, and their names were Fat Lewis, Slow Arnold and Lucky Jim.

13 And Noah did say unto the Lord, fuck You and fuck Your big ducks.
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From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 18-Jul-2006 18:32

And lo, it is written: In the End Times, a Taxidermist shall misplace his Toilet, and a Man shall lay Eggs in his Underwear. Even the two-faced Kitten shall Appear, and Disappear, as will the Sheep of enormous Size...Jezebel will once again be eaten by Dogs, and carnival Jesters shall run amok in the public Places...
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From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 25-Jul-2006 15:38
...I would guess that sluttish "leftists" hussies would wear those zippy Neo-Nazi trousers over their Red crotchless underwear while goose stepping to the local abortion mill while singing the "Internationale". (Gasp)
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From: davidicke [David Icke]
Date: 25-Jul-2006 22:17

I'm sick of these goddamn stupid "Undead Americans," and I'm glad the cops cracked down on their greasy asses for once. We don't need this trash in our country.

What sort of decent American staggers around in torn up clothes trying to get brains for dinner, breakfast, and lunch? It's barbarism! I saw a documentary not too long ago where a little zombie girl ate her own mother after stabbing her with a trowel. This sort of bad behavior has permeated our culture, and we should fight back. I'm no fundie, but I stand with them on this issue. GO BACK TO HAITI OR WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU COME FROM AND TAKE YOUR HEATHEN ZOMBIE RELIGION WITH YOU. It's ruining our culture!

Remember, we'll can't get along with the zombies, and they don't deserve a second chance. Tolerance has gone too far. They hate us because we're alive, and they hate our freedom! Unless we kill them all, we'll never solve the problem!

I'm glad we declared war on the Dominican Republic and put them back in their graves. Fucking stiffs! I hope we'll invade Haiti or Louisiana next. Fucking backwards zombies... they ARE weapons of mass destruction.

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From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 3-Aug-2006 01:20

Ve may be only 10% ers but ve vill conquer ziss forum.
Ve are ze masterrace.
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From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 9-Aug-2006 00:33

The best I could come up with was not just that you smell, but that you smell because you had your nose shoved up your mom's hot snatch and her stinky, dirty asshole got shit on your lip. Let's be fair here.
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From: mraverage [Sr. Promedio]
Date: 3-Sep-2006 07:45

Dogs are DANGEROUS. They all need to be OUTLAWED. The government needs to PROTECT US from dogs. Anyone caught in possession of dogs must be IMPRISONED, and for life on the third offense. It's the DEATH PENALTY I say: for anyone breeding or selling dogs. People blinded by their ADDICTION to dogs will sacrifice their own children just to keep dogs in their life. The deadly DISEASE of rabies is spread by dogs. Dog byproducts pollute our neighborhoods and sidewalks. Legal pet stores HOOK our children on goldfish and bunnies, which are just GATEWAY dogs. Cats seem harmless too, and we all tried cats back in the 60's, but pound for pound they are more dangerous than dogs; just ask any sparrow. No one who has ever heard the frantic yapping noise that dog owners think is music can deny the BRAIN DAMAGE that dogs cause. Never let anyone fool you: there is NO THERAPEUTIC USE for dogs.
We need tough laws and a Dog Enforcement Agency - and we need them now!
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From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 5-Sep-2006 00:26

Ok jena, you have "won"
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From: noodleboy [Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 12-Sep-2006 15:03

"jenasaurusx suffers catastrophic, extreme-sport equipment failure. Pictures posted on Ogrish.com."
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From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 15-Nov-2006 17:41

We'll never run out of black people. They're the gift that keeps on giving!
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From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 17-Nov-2006 12:48
Subject: Friday Morning Free-for-All: More on that Deer

Ban Jena from rotten for being rotten? That would be ironic. Don't you think?

Besides, I like Drama.
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From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 29-Nov-2006 22:21

Return of the Jena

Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...

Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.

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From: playerkiller [Playerkiller]
Date: 1-Dec-2006 23:33

well since ya brought it up jesus was dark skind an had curls black pubic like hair on his head read the book it said sumfin like hair like a black sheeep settle down oldgit no humpin jesus that sacreligios or mabey it just bad M'kay
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From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 12-Dec-2006 11:22

** jena:

O fuck you you ignorant fuck. Is there ANYTHING you don't like?
You are like the picture-perfect American. Totally fucking PC.

What are you, a robot? How the hell can you like EVERYTHING?
How the hell is EVERYTHING good? Are you stupid?
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From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 6-Jan-2007 14:06

Nobody 'needs' armour here.

I can't understand the way people give away their power here.

Folks just up and allow others to dictate how they are going to feel.

This is words on a screen people.

No one, ever, is going to post posts which will all ways and always agree with everything, and everybody.

To take offense when you find that dissenting opinion also has a voice is really rather childish.

But people do.

They get their feelings hurt and then get mad and then stupid.

Half the time the guy who offered the dissenting comment was just trolling anyway.

How a person reacts to getting flamed here is really quite telling and is indicative of a failing persona.

It it interesting to watch peoples 'armour' fall to pieces. The person behind the persona comes out.

In the heat of their passions they reveal their true selves.

Upon reflection, and upon realizing that they have disclosed more than they wanted to, they disappear. Usually with a 'final' post telling everyone else how fucked up they are.

Keep it fucking simple.

Keep it real.

You don't need armour, a sense of humor suffices.

Words on a screen man, just words on a screen.

Three Cheers for Rotten!
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From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 13-Jan-2007 00:04

Slut: I know. I remember you telling me how your parents didn't curse in front of you and instead of your dad just telling you he was going to fuck your eight year old ass he said "I'm going to put my pee pee where your poo poo comes out" in order to spare you harsh curse words. Thanks for the tip, Sleestack.
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From: friend [with Machete]
Date: 23-Jan-2007 22:34

Dollie,

An empty beach on the edge of the gulf. A perfect place to see the green flash. We'll stand with the tide up to our knees.
You'll look down. "Fish" you'll say
"small sharks" I'll reply
"Help me climb" you'll say
"wrap your legs around me" I'll add helpfully
"What's that?" you'll say, "floating?"
"Your panties" I'll say, "on the tide"
"I'm slipping" you'll say
"Sit on this", I'll say
ooooohhhh says you
yessssssss says I
Bite? you ask
"Draw blood and leave a scar so this day won't be soon forgotten"
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From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 2-Jul-2006 19:20
Now my dog is feaking over the fireworks we can't see
He is on my lap
I have an urge to throw him as hard as I can.
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From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 28-Jan-2007 19:21

There once was a poster named Jen
I guarantee she's no problem with men
If y'all looked like her
Instead of some nasty old cur
You would never be jealous again
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Best lines from Rotten stories:
That's some nasty!
She's like a scaring machine.
"She's in there. I hit her and chopped her up."

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Remember THESE classic story titles...?

When firewood gets delusions of grandeur
South Bend Tribune | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq.


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I am currently reading:
The Burning - Bentley Little
Monster Island - some guy -it's about zombies! (JUST FINISHED)
Soul Music (Discworld) - Terry Pratchett (I'm ALWAYS reading some Pratchett book as I've only begun the Discworld books this past year or so)
How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) - Ann Coulter (Actually, it started funny and then lost steam so it's <i>on hold</i>.
Bruce Coville short stories
And I also read an endless supply of trivia books - I particularly like the ones from Mental_Floss and The Bathroom Reader series (Come on, you know they're funny).
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GIFTS FROM ME AND THE WWW TO <B>YOU</B>
(Plese note, some links have been broken into two or more lines to ease viewing of this page.)
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~~~Neat info about stuff left on the moon:


http://spacegrant.nmsu.edu/lunarlegacies/artifactlist.html

http://www.collectspace.com/resources/
flown_a15_articlescarried.html


~~~These flash games are AMAZING and beautiful and simple and fun and so damn charming:
http://www.amanitadesign.com/
If you get totally stuck you can google the solutions, but at least TRY - click on EVERYTHING. Such neat stuff.

~~~This is an amazing video for DC Shoes and it absolutely is real, I promise: http://www.dcshoes.com/home.asp?section=hoopsTF

~~~Let Allen show you how to tie different and better knots AND learn some cool lace-up styles! http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

~~~NOTHING is better than the Leprechaun from Alabama video. <b>NOTHING.</b> http://gorillamask.net/lep.shtml

~~~Ah, the old list of AKA's for the vagina. So good. http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html#P

~~~The Banned Cartoon Collection: http://www.angelfire.com/comics/mov/banned.html

~~~I am a great supporter of our National Natural Landmarks. Visit those near you! http://www.nature.nps.gov/nnl/Registry/USA_Map/index.cfm

~~~This is a crazy optical illusion that they can't quite explain (at least at the time this page was written): http://research.lumeta.com/ches/me/

~~~Scroll about 1/3 down for some great historical music from the 1900s to the 1920's: http://www.foldedspace.org/weblog/2006/06/in_the_good_old_summertime.html

~~~Very cool old booklet to remind Americans abroad to mind their manners: http://arflovers.com/content_tours_01.htm

~~~All plane wrecks ! http://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm

~~~Oldest ongoing science experiments:
http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=541

~~~The Table of Condiments that PERIODICALLY Go Bad:
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/condiments.html
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