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Here's everything you need to know about your fellow Rotteneers:


Thesickthsense/ Alien [in the outhouse]
Computer programmer from Lancaster Ohio. Digs having anal sex with his wife. Pays rent with revenue from software royalties. Probably looks like Marshall Mathers. Lives double-life as a wigger. Fascinated by morbidly obese black women. Has a sister. Evidently married to 'fistedmidget'. Has very young daughter. Approx. 8 years old. Home-schools her. Concerned that his feces have turned purple recently.
Claims to have only 'been' with one woman. Says TSS: "I'm absolutely terrified of HIVAIDS, Herpes III, etc... it's not worth it."

Alternate names: Alien [In the outhouse]


Itsmegod/itsmedad:
Indiana. proficient typist. gifted stereotypist. Stay-at-home dad. Proud of his humble beginnings and frustrated that others don't keep up. Looks like Timothy Mcveigh
Alternate names: Pepe

Snatchvondrippy:
Stoner Brit who lives in socal. Types in cockney. Likes Ezra Pound. Nice rack.

Vivelefrance [Jean]: 'RealAmericaHero' GI Joe, JeanRennais
Trouble-maker nationalist. Looks like a Frenchman. Rumor is that he is not actually French, but someone pretending to be French. Why someone would bother to do that is beyond me. Update: "vive" has been unable to answer some questions that a French person should know. He is probably not French after all. 'vive' handle has changed to 'GI Joe' now he's jeanrennais...
email: jeanrennais@yahoo.com

Studgerbil:
Works outdoors. Lives in KC MO area. Formerly worked at Youngstown (YNG) airport. also Huwatang [Hue]

Aulduron:
Detroit Conservative. Digs role-playing games and the Second Amendment. Has GOP talking points beamed directly into skull. Pot-smoking carnie. May owe his sterility to overuse of the drug. Married to woman who formerly received government assistance. Never attended college, Former Felon. Divorced. Ex-wife lives in his house.
Of himself, Aulduron says:
"I'm pretty contrary, I point out unpopular, and overlooked views, and I do love to argue. However, although my mom may be a bitch at times, she's certainly not slutty, and I believe in all of my own opinions I voice."

Believes that "Catholics are the worst of the Christian cults."

Father still does charity work in Detroit, has done missionary work in Belize

Certain of US victory in the Middle East because America 'has not lost one battle in Iraq.'

I assume he is also encouraged by the fact that the Iraqi insurgents have not destroyed any US submarines.

Of Aulduron, another Rotten Forum participant said:
'Maybe that's why Auldy is a conservative. He comes across as a genius compared to the other bottom feeders. If he hung out with a better class of person, he'd be exposed as the idiot he is.' -Clenis, 10-9-2008



I think this is his photograph

Maidenmaiden:
36, Texas, with child. Thinks of herself as very smart.

Uppitynegro:
Appears to be posting to a different website by accident. May also be Administrative [Physician]

Gargoyle1:
Photo-copier repairman and torture enthusiast. Often contributes articles to Rotten. Lives by Middlefield Conn. Has daughter. Stepson died of heroin OD. Lives on 4th floor. Used to live in Weld County (Greeley, CO) where he secretly defecated on the court-house steps early on a Sunday morning as a 'political statement'. Cat owner. Of organized religion, 1gargoyle says: 'Fucking religions all suck' Former Cub Scout den leader. Adopted first-wife's son. email is gargoyle1257@gmail.com


This is his senior picture.

Bluecommie/ ABlueCommunist
Lives in Fullerton California. Works at Subway. Supports Ron Paul for President. Single. Small raging alcohol problem. Caught a DUI (while sleeping in the backseat, too).Has two cats. Attends the Art Institute in Orange County. Took Seroquel. Libertarian. Great Aunt robbed of $50 worth of costume jewelry before being beat to death with a mini-sledge. Perpetrator got the needle. TSS has access to 'bluecommie' name. Email is rottencommunist@yahoo.com


Ladyamethyst
Photographer at Walmart. Separated and heading for divorce, but seems to still be hung-up on her husband. Has children. Mother has bone disease and is allergic to morphine. Does not know what a 'Magic Mushroom' is.

AZDollarbill
Combat vet of Vietnam. Participated in Tet Offensive. Comfortably retired in Arizona.

Jaybegood:
Perpetually nekked. Lives in Laurel, Mississippi. 62 year old College graduate. Vietnam Army Veteran '68. Married. No children. Father committed suicide in family home by introducing bullet to brain.

Chinnuts
SWM, 49 Athletic build 5'11" 180 lbs.Dk hair, green eyes. Traveled to France and Amsterdam with girlfriend in 8-07. Hoped to kill 'Vivelafrance' during visit, but was unable to distinguish him from millions of look-alikes. Birthday is Sept. 20th. He is is fiddy. Has 22 year old daughter. Email is shaneguilkey@yahoo.com

DMB8877
Lancaster, PA. He would probably 'hit it'. Former military.

Teratomarty
Frequent article contributor. Gay. Lives in Cambridge, MA. Harvard. Former Russian. Currently becoming interested in rap music, which he believes will be the genre's 'kiss of death'.

Morte266
NYC Cop

keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Father died in Montana approx. 6-07. Has teenage daughter.

Doesshe
Republican. Catholic. 31 as of 2007. Thought she was pregnant at about 20 (she wasn't)

Cunninglinguist
Lives in Jersey. Chickened out of a fight with 'Guntotingliberal'

Guntotingliberal
Lives in North Jersey

Stevedave
Lives in China. US Expat.

SirButLust
Compulsive mastrubator. Can only jack-off in shower. Takes frequent showers. Lives 10 miles from Teaneck, Jersey. Delighted family by receiving some education in CGI and art. President and CEO of 'sirbutlust industries'.
Invented the word 'teh'. Born in about 1975. Check out his myspace page. Has a girlfriend. Email is sirbutlustinc@aol.com

Cainmarko666
Lives in Orange County. REALLY likes young Asian women. Formerly worked security at an Newport Beach gated community. Raised as a Jehova's Witness.

Luckyvet
Canadian. Not a military veteran, but chose his moniker because he owns a Corvette. Kicked off of forum, and may be returning.

Nazi [death]
California white supremacist. Won a fishing derby. May live in house trailer. Older male, girlfriend has dentures. Moved inland from Socal because of overwhelming presence of non-whites. Likes to listen to 'Skrewdriver'. Likes visiting Vegas.

Flossy666
Dentist. Woman. Born in 1970. Worked way through school. Has young son. Of no relation to the Hawaiian hurricaine of the same name.


ThePube
Lives in UK. Very frequent contributor. He and his brother are named 'Winston' and 'Dwight".

Scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Lives in Four Corners area of US

jaydawg [Aspiring Pornographer]
'One of the greatest experiences of my life involved mixing mushrooms and hookers in Amsterdam.'

Clenis:
Of himself, Clenis says:
'We will both admit to smoking pot, and masturbating. I can see a lifelong friendship blossoming...'

Sp00k:
5 older brothers.

niebelung [oregonian]
Former teacher in college south of Austin, TX. Misogynist. Republican. Says Niebelung: "I once printed some pictures of slaughtered babies for a friend to post in his bodega. A knee-jerk liberal woman I know saw them and said "That's sick."

Ta2dchick:
Stoner CPA on East Coast. Married to black man. Former waitress.

Emptyhead:
Lives in Florida

Skyeyes:
Former military. Married to current military.

Texas1000:
Killed in combat, Former military

Spreadmycheeks:
Father owned topless bar. Born in approximately 1976. Has sisters.

RottenEggs13
Former cook. Former meth user. Recovering Catholic

rectum [damn near killed 'em]
Woman

Myrtle
Lives in Detroit.

Noracejusthuman
Works in Arizona; Coconino County hospital as an RN. Parent of three children. One adopted black child. Grandparent as well. Owns two Boston Terriers. Born in about 1958. Formerly in military. email is boyndad@msn.com

Kwijibo
Endorsed Perot/ Stockdale. Met Stockdale in '92. Popped woodie shortly thereafter. For recreation, Kwijibo flags ads on Craigslist that appear to promote prostitution. Republican. Lives about 20 minutes from Lawrenceville, GA

Drmstrspoodle
Works in a potato-chip factory (seriously)

SlappyMcBappy:
Attended MIT

Vicmasterblower
Former mycology producer, current mycology enthusiast. Lived in WA state.

Find [the pussy]
Married a 14 year old when he was 25. The age of consent is 14 wherever he lives. Probably Canada.

1fatboy
Knew a guy who was so fucked up on steroids that he cut his own nuts off. Lives in Texas. Married.

Dadofautism
Lives in Albany NY.

Conspiracy [Theory]
Former military.
"...I've been in 2 wars and many "advisor" positions..."

"In Vietnam , I knew a kid who showed us pictures of his child and wife. He was a nice guy. From Texas. Plano, I think. After about 3 months and a couple firefights he turned into the worst person I ever met. He shot civilians , raped little girls & boys, shot animals. What made him snap? I don't know. He died there."

One person told me it was the fear of never going home , so what do you have to lose (?)

Tricky359
Prison Guard

Daredevil[Cameronvale]
British, Conservative, Bunny owner. Likes animals and using a thesaurus. Really, really dislikes anyone who is not white except for a few Asians. Lived in Arizona.

NobleRot
Female redhead Muslim student at University of Chicago.

lesscalina [boobalina]
Has a cat named 'Skittles'. Mother was addicted to Rx drugs.

Alanone [Alan One]
To defeat the Nazis, America had to partner with Communists.
To defeat Communists, we had to partner with the Talaban.
To defeat the Talaban ...

"...I first got on the net in 97-98 at the library, when I heard about all the free porn available. I wasn't playing with myself and did keep a lookout, but sometimes there were kids in the room. I still have some of the color pics I printed. By the time I got my own computer and modem I knew the hours and layout of every library within ten miles..."

CMG101
Formerly in Army

Ciaochowbella
Massage therapist. Self-proclaimed head Bitch. Farmer's daughter.

Dinanyin [teggyname]
Lives in Freeport, IL. Multi-level vitamin distributor. Mormon.

Absenthe [Green Death]
Claims to be a Pagan (Wicca is too organized) Presumably a Scientologist as well. Also a tasty alcoholic drink!

Androloma
Former military. Born in about 1959

flyndaran [Patrick]
Father killed by drunk driver while on-duty. Perp got 10 years.

RedRubberBalls [Salty]
From Provincetown RI

Self-Cleaning [buttox]
Former meth user. 10 yrs 9 months clean as of 11-07.

Fucktardmama [Fook-me]
Works in pediatric emergency room. Knew doc who was busted for child porn. Daughter is a teen-ager and hearing impaired. Was born 15 years ago after the 'Today Contraceptive Sponge' failed to deliver anything but a shotgun wedding. Lives in Rochester, NY area.

Elfboy
Part of job entails running voice/data cables. Six feet tall, 175 pounds. Works out three times a week. Email is blinky7@verizon.net Likes MST3K. Has no sense of smell. Self-identifies as 'Conservative'. Arrested for DUI in 2005.

Assholius: ikthool
18 years old as of 2007.
Used to work at Redners Warehouse Foods.

Piscivore [Michael C Scott]
Lives in Colorado Springs, CO. Arrested on July 14, 2000 [Used to] Collect guns. Did three years for "something he said". On Terrorist Watch List. 42 years old as of 2008. Writes poetry. Married to Asian woman.

Says Piscavore: "FBI agent Robert Moen lied under oath on the witness stand against me in order to have me held without bond".

Retardsickass:
Student

loudlrsn
'If theres grass on the field... play ball.'

kittie [veil of honesty, how convoluted can you get?]
Born in about 1980. Good at math.

Lurch [You Rang]
Lives in Canada (Tarana, Ontario. I don't know where it is either.) Email Address: rotten-lurch@rogers.com

Static [Arking Quotes]
Native American (Cherokee). 'Libertarian'. Email address is http://millstimothy@hotmail.com

skinnerdawg [jerry skinner]
Used to work in Coroner's Office

GrndBasist

AthensAxeMan
Poop!

Menken
Has a few cool guitars and amps. Fender supertwin, Vibrolux, Vox, and Peavey

Fescue
Woman born in 1970. Has no hair. Hit puberty at 11. Lost her virginity to a 21 year old computer salesman at age 13. Email is orange_fescue@hotmail.com

Crowgirl [lisa]
Opposes abortion, supports children's charities

inhalen [Chevy Chase}
From Vancouver, British Columbia Canada

Mikeisgreen [mike]
Montreal. Frequent contributor. 33yo as of 2007

11b3vw8 [smell my finger]
Dad was a county sheriff

Bartybo [Sean]
Practicing Catholic. Lives in Farmington Hills, MI.
Email is ssewags@aol.com

Unistudent14
Sophomore in college as of 2007

Hippityhop [bunny meat is good]
32 year-old virgin. Not an intentional outcome. As a child, HH's mother found her father dead in the family garage as a result of intentionally inhaling carbon monoxide gas.

ComesJulian [The Last Pagan]
Registered Republican, which goes a long way in understanding why he is such an asshole. Repeatedly blows the forum margins.

lafunk [L]
Used to troll birthjunkie.com which is filled with a bunch of Christian women planning on having unassisted homebirths.

diarrheaomelette
Lives in Wisconsin

barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Lives in northern Wisconsin. Has sore penis. email is barbarossa582002@yahoo.com

UselessIISociety.
Mycology enthusiast.

yetifeltcher [Apeman cumeth]
'Encrypt everything from your real files, to fruit cake recipes and pictures from Goatse. Let the fucking NSA grind on files which mean nothing and waste their damn time.'

http://www.gnupg.org/
http://www.truecrypt.org/
http://www.arg0.net/encfs
http://www.freeotfe.org/

Meeeko
I'm a SWF, Scorpio, almost-mid 20’s, a libertine (yes, I've cum while reading 120 Days of Sodom), self-lover, a former Yankee now with a slow, sexy southern belle volatile pacifist, penis-envy sufferer (oh, if only I had a cock!), loner, and muse, amongst other things.

ikthool
Works as a concrete finisher. Formerly worked in a restaurant.
'I live across the street from a home for women with down syndrome and those chicks are sluts.'
ikthool@yahoo.com

Crapola
This guy is so obviously gay it's not even funny anymore. My pet theory is that he smoked marijuana once. His inhibitions were lowered and he 'experimented' with some kind of gay sex. Probably the same person as 'Roaddog'



rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
"When I was 19 I found a guy in the woods that blew his head off. Still think about it now and I'm 31." (as of 2008)

screeb [screeb]
Seriously contemplated suicide. Sought help and now remains among the living.

klonkeydong [straight outta methleham]
Father committed suicide by hanging about 10-26-2008. Lived 1500 miles away.

BobTheDrunk
As a ten-year-old he beat a cat to death with a baseball bat 'Just for the hell of it'

joeray1280 [JRay]
Owns PoliceSuck.com and CopsSuck.com