Greek for "life" - living matter and, as such, matter that shows certain attributes that include responsiveness, growth, metabolism, energy transformation, and fucking.

Yeah. Just fuckin' away, like rabbits in a Cialis field.

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From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 7-Apr-2009 23:32

A bright day in Flagstaff, circa 1977:

A youngish Norace has just gotten his internship at a local Flagstaff hospital.

Lead RN on call: This is the third time we've found you drooling on the floor, Norace. We understand your cleft palate offers difficulties in swallowing, but...

Norace: LOlll zzzzzz Poot? My jar,, is full!

Lead RN: I don't know how you fill that thing five times per shift.

NR: LoL!! I,, Norace have fended off the- ZZzzzzZzz

Lead RN: Goddammit, he's gone narcoleptic again. Can't we pump him full of amphetamines so he can be lucid for five minutes, or better yet some Phenobarb so he stays a drooling sack permanently?

Second RN: I can get some samples if yo-

NR: Cocks? heh heh heh

Lead RN: Send him over to the Alzheimer's ward. With any luck they'll mistake him for a patient.

NR: Poot! Poop! (smears feces on walls)

Second RN: Christ, it's everywhere! And the color...it's not supposed to come out yellow! What the hell is in his as-

NR: LOL! ;0

*horrific spattering noise*

Lead RN: Code red, we have a code red, class IV biohazard spill on floor 3! Oh god, who the fuck spawned this thing? And who gave it a unifor-

NR: You fucking whiny chickenshit baby peanut! You can't *smears more feces on self* debate me! ;0 No one can! LOL! (fist bump)

Second RN: Get the disinfectant! The town cannot be exposed to- urrgh- this (collpases, writhing in agony)

Lead RN: Shit! Norace, you fuck! I- I- whurgle (vomits, chokes on bile) argghh...