Orphaned at an early age, Frank Rizzo was adopted and raised by wolves. Destined for something great (Re: Romulus and Remus), Frank decided instead to stay home and jerk off while watching porn. Frank currently resides in a cardboard box in a major metropolitan area. A self-described "raging alcoholic & urban camper", Frank is currently the owner of two SUVs, one dog, three shoes and hopes to one day become the Anti-Christ. Frank is currently employed as an expert correspondent, specializing in race relations, for Fox News.