I'm in my late 40's, cynical about everything. I am a California Native and grew up in the Central Valley. I hold a BS degree from the California State University system.

I hate cops, religious biblethumpers, insurance salesmen and politicians about all equally.

I do like dogs and cats. I find that they are discerning creatures and willing to overlook your faults - quite the opposite to most women I've dated.

One day I hope to see my name in the national headlines for something I've done, but not necessarily for something good.