Some of you are funny,
some of you are mean.
Some of you are the dumbest
that I've ever seen.
Some of you are smart,
some of you brave.
Some of you deserve
to be in a grave.

Born 11/59, raised in Colorado, which is probably no better or worse than anywhere else. I miss the beach and foxy ladies in bikinis, however; something Colorado doesn't get.

I use the daily rotten to practice my humor, and many of you would agree, I need the practice. Just like in real life, I make many enemies here and I'm not sure why.

I own a nice house and have comfortable money that I worked hard to attain. I have an attractive, shapely wife who gives me lots of vagina, and these are the best years of my life. I've got a hard body from years of hard labor, and feel healthy enough to live to be 120.

I just get bored easy, and frequently wonder what to do with myself. So I come here a lot. I'm doomed.