Australian of Scottish-German descent, which apparently makes me a bad-tempered, tight-fisted bastard, albeit somewhat laid-back. Live in the tropical city of Darwin in the Northern Territory, been here too long, drank too many cold beers and it is starting to show on both my physique and my taste in women.......this place will do it to you after a while. For fun we run from crocodiles while cleaning barramundi and crabs on the riverbanks - a half full beer can lobbed at them usually disorientates them long enough for us to get away.