Yes I know that Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid was actually used.

The reasons why I didn't use flavor-aid in my pithy quote are two-fold.

1. If you ask 10000 random people what was served in Guyana, 9997 of them would say "kool-aid".

2. "Purple Flavor-Aid For All !!" just doesn't have the same......feeling.

Congratulations to Merrillvillian for being the first to point that out. I dispatched Ed McMahon and Vanna White to his house with the balloons and the eight-foot cheque but he was too hungover to get out of bed and answer the door.


All that aside we will proceed with the Bio:

I was born on earth. I currently reside there. I have visited several parallel dimensions and decided they all sucked. I have found a nice little planet near Ursa Major that I will retire on provided there is a cottage available by the lake.

Age : Travelling faster than light keeps changing it.

Favorite websites:

The internet is one of my many hallucinations.