Born in a small white town outside of Toronto.

Virginity lost at 15.
Saw my first dead body at 19
Number of friends dead to suicide: 2
Number of friends dead to accident: 2

1 Wife
2 Kids
Brutal hacker, Stealth mercenary.

For:
Pornography
Gun control
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of Information
Marijuana
Freedom of choice
Guinness - personal best is 13 pints in one sitting + scotch
Beer - personal best in one day - 36 bottles

Against:
Censorship
US Foreign Policy
Wars of Aggression
The general situation in Iraq/Afghanistan

Things I find funny:
Drunk chicks
People being hurt by animals they abuse and other forms of nemesis.
Fat people
Irony
People who can't handle their booze
Theatre of the grotesque


Hero:
Winston Churchill

Zero:
George Bush
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"Here's to us,
Who's like us?

None at all!"