Back in 2006, I started coming for the boners (which I will always love and cherish). Shortly thereafter I made my way to the Daily Rotten articles, falling more and more into fascination with the site and its whimsical stories such as “Turns Out Carrots Not So Good For Eyes” about the guy that gouged his wife’s eye out with a carrot and “My Sweet Lord,” about the life size, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus that caused an outrage amongst some religious folks. And I’ve been coming almost everyday. In December 2007, I started paying attention to the article comments and soon I became a forum poster. I am exclusive to Rotten-- I post nowhere else.

I'm a SWF, Scorpio, almost-mid 20’s, mentally (perhaps spiritually) a libertine (yes, I've cum while reading 120 Days of Sodom-- though I've also cum while reading the dictionary), self-lover (not a fighter), a former Yankee now with a slow, sexy southern belle drawl, an optimist-cum-nihilist, vegetarian (I just don't want the essence of death within me), a pothead (don't you dare call me a stoner), volatile pacifist (I personally think volatility is just one of the consequences of passion), penis-envy sufferer (oh, if only I had a cock!), loner, and muse, amongst other things.









My all-time favorite boner:




"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." - Kerouac