I live in Colorado, I'm 23, and I'm already getting a headstart on my future career as the crazy cat lady with 4 little beasties that choke on my hair whilst I slumber (which is often).
Now all I need is a creaky rocking chair, a rusty 12 gauge, and an ornery old chain-smoking fuck to join me in pacing the porch and frightening the neighborhood children.

I can be somewhat antisocial and communicate better when I have a minute or two to fine tune my witty one-liners.

apostrophe_ess@yahoo.com
Just in case you want me to ignore you personally.