I'm electing myself. on the top of my list of things to do: kill everyone who voted. including myself. after that, i want a government issued dildo to go to every household, just like the census bureau. fuck, call it a cordless massager if you want; but i want it to have a head, veins, the better part of a ballbag. then jam it up the ass of every policeman on the force until they are all dead. of course the ones that like it (all of them) will be taken off somewhere to kill each other in fits of homo-angst, employing the don't ask, dont tell policy that has made our military the laughing stock of the free world. We can start weeding out the morons most likely to reproduce, diplomatically of course. we can have a huge offshore slaughtering station where all the nobodies work for the advancement of the elite; like all the humble little countries in South America. I'll call it sequestering carbon- you know, ridding the earth of excess carbon to reverse the greenhouse effect or something. I'll open an MSN homepage sponsored resort, casino, shopping complex and singles club on an oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico. Then, at night, late, while everyone is pretending to be asleep send a knockout gas through the whole place, and grind everyone up and send their slurried remains down the pipe into the earths' mantle, removing all of that excess carbon from our fragile biosphere, so I can piss on it all by myself. Then announce a thanksgiving and christmas holiday special and really pack the place... With the riches I amass through genocide, dildocide, sterilization, warfare, and state-lottery rip-off scams, me and my advisors can travel to Hedonism II Resort down in the Bahamas and sip cocktails made with pure polish vodka and the blood of all the american dummies. we'll roast like carnival pigs, in the sun, our fat shining and stinking as we die living.